View Full Version : Caption Competiton September 2008
Administrator
02-09-2008, 10:15
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"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."
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Sales in line wipes had gone very well as Steve unveiled his new designer handbag
Jimmy6bellies
02-09-2008, 12:49
'Your not going to believe this, I think I've left my wallet at home'
nikallen
02-09-2008, 16:17
smile, and take your hands out your pockets son. i cant mum, im stealing the salt and pepper pots!
The after dinner joke did not go down to well.........i'll get me coat.
trackday
02-09-2008, 18:19
steve looking a bit camp
trackday
02-09-2008, 18:20
whats happening to me,im turning into ian russell!
who won the august thread then
"You want egg flied lice wid dat sir? You pay me 5 dorrar, I ruv you rong time....."
*Mr Fantauzzi hastily shuffles in pocket, looking for 5 dollars*
Tired with the tackle trade, Steve's new 'freddie kruger' look-a-like business got off to a decent start
MikeLyddon053698
03-09-2008, 09:48
It was a great relief to all the young children in the area, that someone had finally "Found Wally" :D
Competition should now be closed; for once Lyddon had me in hysterics without looking at him... :clap: :notworthy:
Friends held out little hope for Steves dating direct profile pic :)
Headline - FANTAUZZI IN 'ITS MY ROUND' SHOCKER!
Thames_Stottle
03-09-2008, 16:47
Topshop's CEO's were disgusted with the picture quality for their new range.
steve looked a little worried as he left to get his "suprise" from Thicky
Flipper_al
03-09-2008, 17:54
Is that a fingerbob in your right hand
jdgeary1
03-09-2008, 19:55
I heard that Nightmare of Elm Street was making a return to the screens, it looks as though the new star is Stevie Boy.
Watch out and dont fall asleep on the Banks, or you may find Steve, AKA Freddie K at your bivvy door!!!!!
drink up we're off see the bucket behind me i've crapped in it
skizz7163
04-09-2008, 06:28
it wasnt a fish steve was stalking tonight
Carpycoopy
04-09-2008, 09:29
Steve's face shows it all, after a meal in the new polish restaurant that has recently opened in Yateley. "al a Carp"
daytimedave
04-09-2008, 20:48
steve had a few bleeps on his reciever.....
"what d`you reckon ?....."
"stay , have some more wine, its only a liner ! "
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
daytimedave
04-09-2008, 20:51
taxi for mr lyddon and mr stone !! ?
"you`l have to direct me once we get to earls court as ive not heard of the blue oyster club before"
curlybob
05-09-2008, 04:09
Get the bill???
yeah right i told them i was Matt Hayes.
What you mean i have to pay.....Dont you know who i am??????
nickthompson
06-09-2008, 13:46
"I am your date for the evening" was the only thing said before the punter got on the phone to complain to the agency.
I was told they were attractive!!!!
nickthompson
06-09-2008, 13:48
Steve tries to get into more magazines by dressing as Dennis the Menace for the latest feature...
Dennis goes carp fishing!
Erm, er, erm, er, er, Cemex South lake, erm er....
What do you mean you think im gay??
This jumper is Armani!
"Do you think the handbag goes with my outfit?"
" whats that! the bill needs to be paid"
"i think i hear my last bus, must dash":bonk:
eadaccarper
09-09-2008, 16:55
dazed and confused steve wondered through the old peoples home:lol:
Some say he was raised by squirrels
nikallen
10-09-2008, 00:36
yes aunty, i honestly love the jumper!
nikallen
10-09-2008, 00:37
please scotty, beam me up!
nikallen
10-09-2008, 00:38
sorry all, i thought the flowers would hide the smell of my f**t!
cheshirecarper
10-09-2008, 10:32
Steve "speed dater" fantauzzi latest trip to the speed dating scene ended abruptly when the lights turned on and he was opposite Ian Poole.. when Ian Poole muttered the imortal words "please sir can i have some more" steve was quick to show his lack of funds and promptly left...
Got no money for the bill,but i'v got a couple off boilies in my pocket you can have.
guybaxendale
15-09-2008, 13:12
Steve was determinded to prove that the ancient sport of pocket billiards would be a worthy inclusion in the 2012 Olympics
With the music thumping from the Ipod, Steve immediately stood up, grabbed his handbag and made his way to the dance floor.
curlybob
19-09-2008, 14:13
I have NOT got a headtorch on.
steve came out with a list of excuses of why he had to leave, but everyone knew that it was the sound of the village people's Y.M.C.A coming from the next room that was the real reason!!!:clap: :clap:
martin07
23-09-2008, 10:12
Johnson Imodium, Diarrhea Relief. For the relief of symptoms related to diarrhea including loose stools, gas, bloating and general intestinal discomforts. I wish I'd had some.
daytimedave
25-09-2008, 12:43
oh go on pooly !, just one wafer thin mint !
just one !...its only wafer thin !
curlybob
25-09-2008, 15:30
"Short arms deep pockets " ????
Mick barnes
02-10-2008, 21:53
Skizz7163 wins this months caption competition with -
" it wasnt a fish steve was stalking tonight"
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