Caption Competition August 2008

[Administrator]

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"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."

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[alanW]

i do like a big lolly

[Surrey Sam]

Jack Frost Tackle - So cool it tingles on the tongue

[MikeLyddon053698]

These Ice White pop-ups taste lovely.

[Carpycoopy]

Two bits of advice dont eat yellow snow and never lick an icy Bivvy.

[Carpin_Matt]

to join richworth, ian had to reluctantly lick Gordan Browns arse on a cold and frosty day

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[Bamboo]

Even Kojak aint got a lolly this big.

[Surrey Sam]

There was a numb feeling surrounding the new Igloo camo pattern as the first problem froze further development.

[Surrey Sam]

Perhaps Ice Cream so the people can hear me?

[bully]

the sudden cold snap took ian completely by surprise as he licked the last spilt drop of stella from his bivvy roof..........

[wolfish]

He normally taste tested the bait but this was going a bit far......

[coussacman]

HEALTH WARNING: carp addiction is bad for your health!

[coussacman]

fishery rules no17: bivvy abuse will not be tolerated.

[FLYINGSPANNER]

Whats he doing with his right hand?

[Failure]

"Breaking news - Photographic evidence that Ian 'mad as a box of badgers' Russell really does make window-lickers seem normal...."

[curlybob]

"its alright iv got this carp fishing licked"

[eskimoboy]

the new lick and stick bivy from korda .... can be erected in 10 seconds

[Jim]

The new supersized snowman boillie was being taste tested by Ian prior to it bieng hoisted up by crane so it can be strategically place in the lake, the size 20/0 hook however was causing something of a problem.

[singy]

With his tongue firmly stuck to the ice the boys gathered and the banjos started to play.

[Jimmy6bellies]

http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/aug08.jpg

"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."

www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk/)

Ian 'Ray Mears' Russell showed us how to survive a drought in the middle of winter next to a lake...

[Failure]

.......and here I'm testing out Korda's new range of ultra mega whopper clonker pva bags........

[Deniiis]

Lick & Stick has a whole new meaning

[CarponlineEditor]

The CCTV footage prooved it was a tit nicking the cream off the top of the milk bottles :) Had to be done Ian, lol

[coldcarper]

Ian gets a frosty reception as he tries to lick Danny's dome. :p

[Numnuts]

Ian had been field testing his new pop ups….The Raj’s Revenge was distinctly a lot hotter than the Indian Spice! :nuts:

[BrassMonkey]

News Just In .... New Bait Hits Shelfs In August The New 10,000mm White Malt Pop Up.... Bigger The Bait Bigger The Fish...tastes Good Enough To Eat Says Ian Russel.

[markgx]

what are mates for !
Ian volunteered to take part in testing a new snowman rig.........:p

[Mant]

'Cwiste da wedernan thaid it would be a couple of weekth until it thawth what an I doing to do?' Said Ian. Then the inevitable happened Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeep
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!

[mike12]

ian was practicing on his bivvy before he dived between his missus legs :norty: :norty:

[whitetoby]

i think hes taking a ****

[Iceman22]

Stick it out , I've no bloody choice

[yapper]

I dont remember jubbly's tasting like this when i was a kid

[zhabbas]

ian kept licking and licking to get those huge pva corners tucked in, but it did'nt matter to him that everyone had said there was no way he was gonna be able to cast the bloody thing!!! GO ON IAN YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!:bonk: :bonk:

[Jim]

Mmmm I love my snowballs so much I had an extra large one made for me. the normal sized ones are just not big enough.

http://www.cadbury.com.au/sites/cadbury/Resources/images/f_divineRecipes/recipes/kidsInKitchen/kids_snowball.jpg

[curlybob]

Igloo licking champion 2007 on a field test!!!!!

[nickthompson]

After HBS Ian has gone into Camo bivvy production. This is part of the new Camelion range.

[Surrey Sam]

Vanilla Ian Russell's new Rap - Ice Ice Bivvy

[jdgeary1]

Ian's fishing partner thought he was so cool in his new Aqua bivvy, by morning he had found him frozen solid.

[Surrey Sam]

Ian's mum was right - Pull a face like that when the wind changes and you'll be stuck like that forever.

[jdgeary1]

Ian got a frosty reception after leaving Richworth so soon!!

[snocker]

i wish i could afford some milk for me tea,ive just burnt me bloody tounge again.aahhhh!

[jdgeary1]

This can't be dandruff, I've no dam hair. I'll taste and see.

[Rob.M]

Heeeelp,
I've been here all night!!

[eadaccarper]

the skip licker got a promotion

[Surrey Sam]

"No Ian...I said that I like to lick the top off my bevvy...not the top of my bivvy"

[Bamboo]

I cant hear it ticking.

[Psyclops]

Who said this was ice?????!!!!!
Bloody seagulls are huge round here

[Mick barnes]

Failure has won the August caption competition for

"Breaking news - Photographic evidence that Ian 'mad as a box of badgers' Russell really does make window-lickers seem normal...."

Can you please contact the office with your full details, so your prize can be sent?