Caption Competition July 2008

[Administrator]

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"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."

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[singy]

At lunchtime the old ladies used to come down the park and feed him crumbs

[Markerfloat]

No bivvy, no rods, l knew l forgot something

[Psyclops]

Sure I had a bivvy last night:confused:

[grabby]

I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too. It gives me a
sense of enormous well-being. (Parklife!)

[biglee15]

Swampy was chuffed to bits with the charity donation of a comfy chair.

[alanW]

news flash.
Rolph Harris takes up fishing

[Mr_Bump]

Is that a bin in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me ;)?

[Daymon]

Gardner's new urban park camo range is revealed, free bench with all orders

[Smarts]

Ahhhh.......that was a while ago....when we were launching the 'Gardner Urban Tramp Range......It's hard to see, but that bin comes free with half a KFC and fag ends.

Try it...it rocks...out by Xmas...

PS...The kit is safe and contains no needles.....guarenteed :)

[MikeLyddon053698]

Sorry mate, I shall have to ask you to leave, no hoodies allowed :D

[Carpycoopy]

The Thinking anglers Chair Tidy perfect for all sorts of Rubbish. Alternatively you can get a new Korda PVA BIN perfect for heavy baiting.

[pinner]

"Care in the Community" really works

[markgx]

These new invisi-rods are top gear! :)

[MikeLyddon053698]

Smarts puts the new Gardner Realtree chin through its paces, and is well pleased with the results.

"It's so lifelike, it looks like I have drawn a little beard on" :lol:

[singy]

Lewis finally got a restraining order out against the strange man camped outside his house

[Deniiis]

Do i really look like Jan-Porter?????

[zhabbas]

Cheekiest beggar in Britain!!!
" scuse me mate , got any spare change?" "i'm a few quid short and can't get my new century rod's":D :nuts:

[Bamboo]

Just waiting for my mum to pick me up.

[curlybob]

"She run off with my fishing buddy"

"I dont half miss him"

[daytimedave]

ex footballer and tv pundit Gavin Peac*ck is spotted out on the river bank !

[Deniiis]

Penny for the guy.....mister

[mike12]

im no ordainry tramp im a tramp with style ;)

[Jimmy6bellies]

The new Gardner inflatable breasts were working a treat!

[Deniiis]

What times the bus coming?

[nikallen]

i know, i was meant to be fishing 'aintree's' water jump. but it was booked, so i had to fish beachers brook instead!

[LIP]

Care in the community ,day out to the local park

[curlybob]

Early audition picture for Britains got talent.

[Nick Mesquitta]

"im sorry bill, your just so beautiful!"

[daytimedave]

smarts gave mike that look to confirm he was ready for another hug.

[Danny'91]

' where did i put those line wipes ? '

[Jim]

Mmmmm pocket billiards whilst fishing, keeps me happy and my hands warm at the same time.

[MikeLyddon053698]

smarts gave mike that look to confirm he was ready for another hug.

LOL, were you watching us DTD :norty: :D

[markgx]

last time I get in a tardis !:lol:

[VILLIAN]

The queue for the Carp society show at Sandown Park starts early this year...

[MikeLyddon053698]

After lots of funny looks from passing anglers, Smarts comes to the conclusion that his comedy Cash mask is rubbish and decides to take it back to the shop.

[curlybob]

Annual meeting of the "simmo" appreciation society.

[daytimedave]

smarts just realised that he picked up neil waytes uniform instead of his !

[grabby]

the new JRC COMMODE CHAIR was proving to be a bit of a strain :lol:

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[nev18]

Awaiting the next new instant carp fishery to be dug

[alanW]

http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/july08.jpg

"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."

www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk/)
singy had slimmed down and grown a beard after his long campaign on the boat pool

[Nate]

knew i should of took up golf!

[pjc]

Seasoned doggers often like to find a comfortable spot and take in the scenery before the serious business begins when the sun goes down.

[Danny'91]

the picture in which the brand Thinking Anglers was founded

[skizz7163]

can you tell what it is yet

[Jim]

Do my moobs look big in this :)

[keefus]

Having left his superglue on the chair with the lid off, he wasn't sure what to do next.........................

[CarponlineEditor]

The silly smile and the mirkin stuck round his lips told exactly what he had been up too earlier.... :)

[Numnuts]

....no decorating, gardening or nagging.Little did 'her indoors' know it was the close season!! :norty:

[bully]

"Bin fishing i have".......


the alien (heavily disguised as a bin) had managed to get within a few feet of its prey 'carpusfishermanusblankus' and was poised like a coiled spring ready to for the death strike.........


behind the hedge is an all female nudist colony.....hence the smile and hands in pockets.....

[nikallen]

i need help, i camo tapped my gear and now i cant find it! its hear somewhere.

[nikallen]

dont worry she said, i've packed your van for a quick, early start. as i sat down to watch the footy again!
what a crafty b+*+h!

[biglee15]

The park keepers new camo approach would soon catch the graffitti vandals.

[Dell_Boy]

"Big Issue" get yours 'ere

[bully]

as a former big brother evictee from series 3, he would do anything to be infront of the camera again.......including dodgy self takes !!!

[Smallbreamboy]

Got a few quid for some cheap cider mate

[nobbykc]

"Some say he wasn't born , but just materialised out of the water like the lady in the lake . Others say he's the love child of Worzel Gummidge and David Bellamy. We just know him , as 'The Twig' !!!

[jdgeary1]

Are they breasts growing, dam that hormone treatment

[Bacardiblue]

Who says you have to have all the gear to have no idea!

[paulh]

"I'm smiling like this cos I need a crap so bad and at the moment I just can't move."
:thumbs::wave::lol:

[Smallbreamboy]

"Honestly, it is a spod in my pocket" :clap:

[mark boyle]

GUESTING - i'll never be seen next to this bin.

[singy]

Smarts drew the favoured swim in the 2008 squirrel angling championships.

[Numnuts]

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"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."

www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk/)


John was good, he was real good….he’d come 1st once again in the Carp Society’s annual musical chairs….he couldn't wait to play ‘pin the pony tail on Thicky’

[alanbrown]

cemax are due to dig a new pit in this park soon , honest ! "mmmmmmmm single mums be down soon mmmmmmmmmmmm" . were was i . honest , they start digging later .

[GERM BOY]

John was so hungry he disguised himself as a bin in the hope of some free grub but he was fooling no-one!

[funky]

Smarts perked up as I confirmed that I'd packed the KY and borrowed thicky's largest turking stick...

[Flipper_al]

Thank you Cemex for the upgrade....that bench was killing me

[curlybob]

"I cant belive the Boats won this year"

[daytimedave]

smarts was starting to get a bit annoyed with his fishing buddy .

"will you stop feeding those blasted rats mike "

[Carpin_Matt]

does my breast look big in this

[Mick barnes]

The winner of the Caption competition for july is Nobbykc for his line

"Some say he wasn't born , but just materialised out of the water like the lady in the lake . Others say he's the love child of Worzel Gummidge and David Bellamy. We just know him , as 'The Twig' !!!


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