Caption Competition June 2008

[Administrator]

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"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."

www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk/)

[MikeLyddon053698]

I'm not a tiger, and you cant nibble on my nuts!!

[FTFC]

Itroducing The new Yateley Angling centre secret Squirrel live baits.

[Psyclops]

"Get off me, I'm not a Realtree"

[Surrey Sam]

Welcome to the Nuthouse.

[Bamboo]

The guy who had the 38lb'er in the next swim is useing Dynamite Squid & Octopus get on it.

[Santa3]

Sssssssssssp can i have a word in your shell like

[VILLIAN]

Doctor ,i keep getting this pain in my neck and a funny feeling in me nuts...

[curlybob]

Whats that?

its a secret squirrel...

[the gaffer]

look at me not the wall that needs painting!!!!! I'm going fishing darling:nono2:

[Numnuts]

John was rising up the ranks in Team Korda, infact he was becoming a right Diva…..not even Andrex was soft enough to wipe his @#$& !!

[Failure]

"Secretive? Moi? Whatever gives you that idea?"

[nikallen]

once i've secured this invisible medallion, you'll become a fish magnet. but dont tell anybody or its powers are lost!

[grabby]

where did you get the squirrel quazzy ?

[bully]

the new korda fluffy casting mitten.....just before the idea came to light !



the squirrel knew nuts were banned, but he decided to try his luck anyway....



after recently having a large mole removed from his bottom.....the poor lad realised that 'squirrel shoulder' was altogether a different problem.....


'ere mate do you know that everyone on the westy syndicate is called dave......

[curlybob]

I thought it was a davey crockett hat

[daytimedave]

stop !, hold it right there !,



there`s a korda baseball cap on your head.

[singy]

Unfortunately for this pirate there were no parrots left at the shop

[zhabbas]

1. "this is the weirdest case of conjoined twins i've ever seen":bonk:

2. "the doctor's made me an appointment to get this ugly boil removed! he also asked if i wanted to keep the cap":nuts:

3. squirrel says" so, you say your good mates with freddie star?, and he's invited me to dinner?"
john thinks "ooops!!! i think i've been rumbled!

[Tiny]

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just 2 hours later and the squirrel was a mess!
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[bullasboss]

korda clothing is the NUTS ;)

[Carpycoopy]

This is the Latest invention by korda and this prototype has just been hand delivered to us on the bank, Its a trained Squirrel to bait up tight Swims on lakes with baitboat bans, The only problem is they are stuggling when it comes to getting the nut baits out there. "The Squirrels should be on sale by the time this DVD hits the Shops"

[csteinberg]

"Ok here's my idea. I agree to go fish spotting for you from those trees on the island. I promise to locate the big common. In return I just want a kilo of your best nut mix boilies. Deal?"

[Deniiis]

He's the fella with a CHIP-MONK on his shoulder!!!!!!

[alanW]

now we know how Barny knew so much about the lake goings ons :suspect:

[Flipper_al]

Dont move....stay just were you are, one false move and it will rip out your juggler

[Jimmy6bellies]

Because of health and safety issues with climbing tree's, Korda were developing a new stealth, tree climbing, fish spotting squirrelcam...

[stu1966]

The New Korda Squirrel for margin baiting in those hard to reach areas.

[Shrop]

Squirrel: Oh... Oh listen... I heard that Korda was the absolute Nuts!!!:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

[curlybob]

"Its ok hes looking for my mole"

[Smarts]

Korda's new handsfree kit proved somewhat unpredictable.....:)

[Boxy]

The Korda Production of Long John Silver was struggling financially, the parrot was the 1st to go........

[Dell_Boy]

"I was right, you can see straight through"

[Smarts]

Korda's 'Secret Squirrel'........ soon to be released on a lake near you.

[joker]

psst i know where the eye is ,so stop spreading rumours or i'll have your'e nuts

[curlybob]

"your not a mole and you dont
live in a hole".

[Psyclops]

"Doctor, what can I take to get this boil off my bum"

[curlybob]

"Whats got a hazelnut in every bite"?

[Psyclops]

When you join the Tufty club you get one of these free:D

[James9]

I need to catch my first twenty so i can get this monkey, i mean squirell off my back.

[Numnuts]

Korda’s take on Disney’s ‘Alvin and the Chipmonks’ somehow didn’t cut it with the younger audience…..

[Tug]

Korda reveal their new night-time urban camo clothing

[trackday]

this new hooklink is so secret,even the squirrel doesnt know about it yet!

[nickthompson]

The latest bait boat addition....

Its own captain for those of you who just cant get to grips with the remote.

[taffi]

Stop worrying for god sake. your nuts just arnt big enouth""""""

[willowsage]

Doctor says "How can I help you"
The squirrel says "Can you get this ugly callous off my foot"

[king fisher]

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"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."

www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk/)


vampire chip-monk claims another victim!

[curlybob]

Whats the best...kettle????

[grabby]

i dont care if this is how they used to do it , id still rather have my ears syringed thanks

[pur3_g3nius]

Our newest Korda recruit 'squirell' just smashed his PB

[pur3_g3nius]

2 more happy speed daters!

[pur3_g3nius]

As snacks became rationed in the korda office employees were forced to take matters into their own hands

[singy]

Britains Got Talent hit an all time low when Sid and his performing hunchback took to the stage.

[joker]

psst,get your name down for the big korda give away

[mclaren6969]

stop tilting over while im trying to give you a love bite

[Psyclops]

Squirrel says "I have a twin you know, and judging by you're facial expression I think you know where he is, :lol:"

[The_Saint]

No, i have'nt a chip on my shoulder, it's a squirrel!

[LIP]

"i,ll show you my nuts if you show me yours"

[chriscarpmans]

never mind the rodent, does the hat look alright?

[Mick barnes]

FTFC is the winner for this month with


"Itroducing The new Yateley Angling centre secret Squirrel live baits."

Please contact the office with your full details then you prize can be sent out.