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Administrator
06-05-2008, 08:49
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"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."
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rhornegold
06-05-2008, 10:02
Get your hands out off your pockets and stop playing with your !!! !!!
oy mate your all white really
Is that a machette in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me.
Work experience with CEMEX Angling was never much fun, after rolling the students in flour it was time to fill the waders with simmos
nikallen
06-05-2008, 13:40
i told you this 'shimano ghost' range of clothing wouldn't catch on.
nikallen
06-05-2008, 13:43
i wonder if he's noticed that eel in his waders?
CarponlineEditor
06-05-2008, 16:50
I wondered why mum was laughing when i put that red sock in with my realtree
Mr Pink , " i was told to wear pink honest!"
Mr Swollocks, " mate, what are you looking at ?"
Mr Pink , " ill get me coat! "
curlybob
06-05-2008, 19:18
What do you mean cement methods cast better!!!!!!
Oih mate do you want your drive tarmacing:bonk:
"Oi mate, if you carry on playing with it, your clothes are gonna end up looking like mine!
"sticky sticky":nuts:
Unfortunately budget cuts meant the jelly wrestling hotties were replaced with flour fighting sparsholt students.
chriscarpmans
08-05-2008, 13:02
Pink jumper: Jeez man when scotty said we were gonna have fun spawning Carp he were'nt joking!
Blue jumper: mmmmmmm it's left me feeling all warm inside!
Flipper_al
08-05-2008, 17:41
Look theres a time and a place for that sort of thing, and its not here and not now
Smallbreamboy
09-05-2008, 17:51
(thought bubble from Mr Pink), Geez, i thought he was hot last night, looking at him now, just want to pull my chest waders down and show him, oops, hope he doesn't notice the white on the front of these waders
curlybob
10-05-2008, 14:49
Its a work party, not a fancy dress party!!!!!!!!
JAPTIGER
10-05-2008, 17:32
"PAINTBALLING", i was told it was a work party !!
JAPTIGER
10-05-2008, 17:37
" lot of gulls around for this time of year"
to increase revenue Cemex have branched out into the adult film industry....
here are the first 2 lads on a secret film-set location and about to appear on the 'casting' couch for the very first time.....hence the nervous faces !
Look, you ain’t having the car keys back….I told you it’ll make you go blind !!
You have no consideration,you can lie in the wet patch tonight!!
"thats the last time we seperate spawning carp, i mean just look at us !"
a discreetly placed spod would always catch a young gentleman's eye......
After 5 long years into the boys’ Burghfield Common campaign, imagine their excitement when Kev finally managed to get the TV signal to pick up the 10 minute teaser!!
I Take It Your Using Maggots Then!!
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what are you playing with, in your pocket :suspect:
mark boyle
15-05-2008, 14:23
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"LOOK AT ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU! you wanted this just as much as me."
curlybob
15-05-2008, 15:36
How do you know Danny fairbrass didnt
start out like us?????
I could have camo'd the water butts cap aswell but if I dropped it Id never find it again :p
"I hate making cakes, flour get`s everywhere"
The quality of entrants in this year's MC Hammer dance off left a hell of alot to be desired. You can't touch this.
Jimmy6bellies
16-05-2008, 13:34
Some of the siltex went in the lake....
Kevin and Perry were having second thoughts about field testing Korda's new spod.....the 'Spunknik' was certainly living up to it's name!!
cemexs firm stance on polish poachers sees these to reprobates painting micks house:eek:
:nuts: "look me in the eye when you speak to me" "not that one"
curlybob
18-05-2008, 15:15
Korda???
yeah answerphone!!!
Get yer coat you've pulled
Dell_Boy
19-05-2008, 11:37
"Just look at the state of you..................."
Danny'91
19-05-2008, 11:48
heres 10p, call your mum, tell her you wont be home tonight, youve pulled
Jimmy6bellies
19-05-2008, 11:59
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/who.jpg
"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."
www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk/)
Guy right: "So I pulled my trousers down like this..."
Guy left: "What and Thicky came up behind you with his turking stick?"
Flipper_al
19-05-2008, 14:43
I hate this community service
MikeLyddon053698
19-05-2008, 16:04
Care in the community...coming to a lake near you soon :norty:
Carpycoopy
19-05-2008, 16:16
"its hard work making a cemex angling Truck out of Cake, all that flour gets right up your nose, i think our truck looks better than the Skoda though"
See, I told you that talc would make you feel smooooth all over.
Flipper_al
20-05-2008, 12:49
What did you say this white power was
curlybob
20-05-2008, 20:23
you know were gonna get battered...
Oh boy, the Sparsholt lads were in for it now!! Unknowingly they had stumbled across Uncle Jims 150kg ‘White Amber’ in the margins!! :norty:
Spacehead
21-05-2008, 13:37
There is no way i'm spanking your monkey ever again
Jimmy6bellies
21-05-2008, 14:32
The chaffing was very painful but they still seemed to go over the top with the talc!
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/who.jpg
"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."
www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk/)
Lad in Pink: I wish I asked santa for one of them, all I asked for was a pink jumper and a bag of flour :(
Lad with his trousers down: Im going to pimp this van behind me with some 24inch rims and put 27 7" tv's in the back.
davemac27
21-05-2008, 16:37
Me dad used to wear these at woodstock, tie-dye waders were all the rage back then.
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/who.jpg
"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."
www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk/)
It was the annual Cemex Spring Clean, all full timers were to gather in the Car Park to be 'dusted off' and sent back to their bivvies for another 365 days!!
Cleetus had never seen no-one with a table leg for an arm before.........
curlybob
23-05-2008, 17:56
Rio's better than Terry
Rio's better than Terry
Are we at the right venue,it said have a gay time.
if you think i look funny, wait until the wife see's whats in her overnite bag!
alanbrown
24-05-2008, 17:21
told you we would get caught steeling those carp my lover , we should of changed before we played in those bushes . but the old bill will have fun when it comes to the dna evidence !
mclaren6969
25-05-2008, 08:26
give me ten minutes to have a fiddle around its in there some where
spillerthecarper
25-05-2008, 11:07
It was the annual Cemex Spring Clean, all full timers were to gather in the Car Park to be 'dusted off' and sent back to their bivvies for another 365 days!!
i dont see matt ;) :lol:
Steve realised quite early on that it had been a mistake to join the Blue 'Oyster' pool work party !!!
during their morning tea-break the boys had found time to log on to Santa's 'Friday Totty' thread......
dogbiscuit
26-05-2008, 13:27
After removing a couple of useless lumps from the basemix,it was time for the eggs!
bill and ben the flower carp men!
my arms are definately longer than yours
LADS when i said rolling with condensed milk i meant the baits
Another tench
28-05-2008, 08:20
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"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."
www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk/)
"Thats a nice hat you've got on.............. do you sleep with the bivy door up or down luvy?'
nikallen
28-05-2008, 11:32
is you related to ron jeremy?
is that the new boiley in your trouser , or are you happy to see me !!!
why are you looking at me like that, i did give you back your boileys.
And I thought the wife had bad slug staines.
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/who.jpg
"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."
www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk/)
The boys had discovered scoffing Hooker’s Pop-Ups had a similar effect to Viagra……poor old Perry had now been popped up for an eye watering 72 hours ! :nuts:
Maybe we should try Britians got talent next year:D
"i know what you mean mate about Thickys dandruff problem,shocking"
Mick barnes
01-06-2008, 17:18
The winner for May is Curly Bob with:-
"How do you know Danny Fairbrass didn't start of like us?????"
Please contact the office with your full details to enable your prize to be sent out. Well done.
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