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Administrator
03-04-2008, 11:15
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/mp13.jpg

"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."

www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk)

alanW
03-04-2008, 11:20
well! what do you think of thickys new range of camo?

Santa3
03-04-2008, 11:23
Me and my valentines present from deanor

MattPilky
03-04-2008, 11:51
Cemex litter problems didn't seem as bad in the brighton area

Santa3
03-04-2008, 11:51
Funny looking rainbow trout

MattPilky
03-04-2008, 11:52
Mummy had made him a very special rig wallet..

Paul_the_Bailiff
03-04-2008, 12:06
This is what I keep my 'special' spods in.

singy
03-04-2008, 13:56
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a spod
and I'm looking for you

mark boyle
03-04-2008, 14:18
"a better looking FULLY? i think not"

biglee15
03-04-2008, 14:30
I think thats the last time we will see the Care Bears poaching this stretch of river!

singy
03-04-2008, 14:44
Alan proudly showed off his new agent provocateur sponsorship deal to the angling press

Carpycoopy
03-04-2008, 16:40
The new Look cemex venue guide for 2009 Catering for all.

kishy69
03-04-2008, 16:56
korda finally released their range of pop ups not sure the shape will catch on though.

Deniiis
04-04-2008, 05:13
Hand on hearts im the best carper around

zhabbas
04-04-2008, 09:59
new advert for up and coming fishing show "the camper carper" he can't wait to grab his rod and see what's in your box!!!!!

MattPilky
04-04-2008, 10:34
The fish were clever and clearly getting the better of me, however the final straw was a
' Thankyou for the meal last night ' card from ' Big Scale and the girls xx'

singy
04-04-2008, 11:21
Team Korda's new recruit soon got into the swing of things when he removed his bib and brace to reveal his stockings and suspenders

MattPilky
04-04-2008, 11:31
Bill was slightly worried when he realised he'd mail ordered from the wrong 'friendly fisherman'

Failure
04-04-2008, 12:09
Daytime Dave proudly shows off his new 'Man-Bag', he says they're all the rage according to Part-Timer...

Failure
04-04-2008, 12:12
Alan shows Sussex Police the REAL reason he hopped the fence on that fateful dark summer's evening.....

Failure
04-04-2008, 12:13
"What do you mean, it's not camo?"

eadaccarper
04-04-2008, 13:36
valentines gifts are often used around feb 14th in order to tempt the female carp

Ivan
04-04-2008, 13:46
Tired of the carp scene, Bob decided to take up pencil case fishing instead. Here we see him with a new PB, an 8 inch 'hearty', which he caught on a hair-rigged sharpener and a pva bag full of assorted pencil shavings.

Ivan
04-04-2008, 13:47
I couldn't decide whether to go camping or carping, so decided to do both.

singy
04-04-2008, 15:14
Worse was to come, present number 3 came with batteries included

Jimmy6bellies
04-04-2008, 15:56
He wasn't very happy when someone photshopped his fish out and replaced it with a somewhat camp pencil case!

curlybob
07-04-2008, 20:43
Come and get your swwiimm numbers boyyyysssss...

grabby
07-04-2008, 21:18
when asked what his club record was ?

he got confused and swiftly produced his 7" george michael single

rhino135
07-04-2008, 21:35
alright davina

rhino135
07-04-2008, 21:36
daytime dave rushes to see what bait matt has changed to this year by looking in his boilie bag

bully
07-04-2008, 22:02
i like, dave likes (judging by his gay fishing log book )

I LIKE TOYS, DAVE LIKES BOYS,
I LIKE FOOTBALL, DAVE LIKES FOOTBALLERS,
I LIKE SKIPS, DAVE LIKES TO SKIP,
I LIKE THE PEOPLE IN THE VILLAGE, DAVE LIKES THE VILLAGE PEOPLE,
I LIKE ZOO’S WITH GIBBONS, DAVE LIKES PUBLIC LOO’S AND RIBBONS,
I LIKE FIGHTING AND AM NEVER WRONG, DAVE LIKES GOING FISHING IN A THONG !

RICHT
07-04-2008, 23:01
once again gaytime davina felt the need to show his undying love for all the westy daves in public :eek:

Tjw
09-04-2008, 10:04
Apparently Planet Carp are that good they actually mail order 'love' to customers who aren't getting much action! :)

bully
09-04-2008, 10:25
he was so thrilled when he finally received his ticket for the Westhampnett Summer Ball..............now just who would be his date this year ?

daytimedave
09-04-2008, 20:07
dave had been field testing the new `fox pool etiquette handy pack'.


its a thumbs up from me:thumbs:

RICHT
09-04-2008, 22:25
he was so thrilled when he finally received his ticket for the Westhampnett Summer Ball..............now just who would be his date this year ? bully thats funny :lol:

PART_TIMER
10-04-2008, 15:14
he was so thrilled when he finally received his ticket for the Westhampnett Summer Ball..............now just who would be his date this year ?

It would've been me, but after yday I'm going with Mr C :lol:

big clanger
12-04-2008, 12:37
the transvestite angling club was becoming very popular !!

Failure
12-04-2008, 13:22
No wonder Daytime Dave doesn't fish nights.....

curlybob
12-04-2008, 18:02
Sponsored Camping???

alanW
12-04-2008, 18:44
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/mp13.jpg


the mrs found it, in the car, so i told her it was my new rig pouch :o

Surrey Sam
12-04-2008, 20:52
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/collyers/CaptionComp2.jpg

paulh
13-04-2008, 14:50
Daytimedave was worried darkness fast approached, and dave only fished during the day.

curlybob
13-04-2008, 15:28
Caption of the month MARCH winner.

alanbrown
13-04-2008, 20:28
real tree , has just sent me some new patterns for there range . i like the look of this new "gay ap range"

wolfish
13-04-2008, 23:30
Having forgotten to give the card to his mrs, he decided to take a picture to prove that he'd actually brought one.

fisheagle
15-04-2008, 09:27
Rex Hunt fish kissing rival takes battle to new heights

singy
15-04-2008, 12:46
Despite the smiles, 2 weeks later Daytimedave issued a restraining order against Miller

Jimmy6bellies
15-04-2008, 13:14
The Koi at a new top weight...

Smallbreamboy
15-04-2008, 14:03
Ha ha ha, you guys are so funny, sending me a card for the hot guy in the tight clothing.

I mean, me "HOT"

greenjeepowner
15-04-2008, 20:26
my hearts just not in it anymore

THE DARK SIDE
16-04-2008, 19:58
Look At Me Its So Gay

paulh
16-04-2008, 20:07
" Wot !... oh you must be kidding surely.... I'm sure they said use a mincing pvc bag???? So they actually said use mince in a pva bag???"

Surrey Sam
16-04-2008, 23:09
Great result - A Hearty Tale weighing in at 7 chapters and 274 pages.

daytimedave
17-04-2008, 17:08
dave displays the all new `screaming real tree' pattern for 2008.

Tiny
18-04-2008, 13:12
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/mp13.jpg
Inspired by Thickys success with 'A Merry Olde Dance' Dave proudly announces the release of his book 'A Gay Olde Time'

curlybob
19-04-2008, 15:44
New EA licence covers, like mine??

big clanger
19-04-2008, 15:46
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VILLIAN
19-04-2008, 18:07
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/mp13.jpg

"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."

www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk)

Is this the new addition to the safe zone range:wave:

Russyp
19-04-2008, 21:50
A new gift from my local ASBO angler give love not hassle

Deniiis
20-04-2008, 17:28
quality bully......

Surrey Sam
23-04-2008, 15:58
Dial'a'Bride introduces...Dial'a'Catch...for the very best imports.

bully
25-04-2008, 03:47
thanks deniiis, i try my best......


Westhampnett's very own Graham Norton in waiting asks "Are you Nancy ?"....

nikallen
26-04-2008, 14:49
matt, i found your rig wallet again!

Bamboo
26-04-2008, 20:25
Will you be my Valentine.

troughty
27-04-2008, 20:24
That maggot bag is soooooo summer 07...shame on you girlfriend!

The crafty carper
27-04-2008, 21:25
My Latest Range Of Bollies, They Can Catch Anything........

The crafty carper
27-04-2008, 21:28
My Latest Range Of Bollies, They Can Catch Anything..............

daytimedave
28-04-2008, 19:57
moonpig !

mooONPIG !

MOOOOOONPIG !


all my love

M.Lyddon

XXXXXX

bully
29-04-2008, 14:13
although a keen barbel enthusiast.....
'Avon calling' meant something slightly different to daytimedave......

Mick barnes
16-05-2008, 09:09
The winner for April is Bully for :-

"he was so thrilled when he finally received his ticket for the Westhampnett Summer Ball..............now just who would be his date this year ?"

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