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10-09-2002, 08:18
GCSE Questions and Answers
The following questions and answers are said to have been
> collated
> > > > from
> > > > > > > last year's British GCSE exams (16 year olds)!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Geography
> > > > > > > Q: Name the four seasons.
> > > > > > > A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made
> safe to
> > > > > drink.
> > > > > > > A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
> large
> > > > > > > pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: How is dew formed?
> > > > > > > A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What is a planet?
> > > > > > > A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
> > > > > > > A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All
> water
> > > > tends
> > > > > > > to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the
> moon,
> >and
> > > > > > > nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this
> >fight.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Sociology
> > > > > > > Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
> > > > > > > A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well
> >endowed.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
> > > > > > > A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an
> >election.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What are steroids?
> > > > > > > A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Biology
> > > > > > > Q: What happens to your body as you age?
> > > > > > > A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
> >intercontinental.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
> > > > > > > A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
> >adultery.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> > > > > > > A: Premature death.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What is artificial insemination?
> > > > > > > A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
> > > > > > > A: Keep it in the cow.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g.
> abdomen.)
> > > > > > > A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the
> >borax
> > > > and
> > > > > > > the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the
> borax
> > > > contains
> > > > > > > the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the
> five
> > > > bowels,
> > > > > > A,
> > > > > > > E, I, O and U.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What is the Fibula?
> > > > > > > A: A small lie.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What does *varicose- mean?
> > > > > > > A: Nearby.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
> > > > > > > A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
>
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: Give the meaning of the term *Caesarean Section.-
> > > > > > > A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What is a seizure?
> > > > > > > A: A Roman emperor.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What is a terminal illness?
> > > > > > > A: When you are sick at the airport
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic
> feature?
> > > > > > > A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look
>
> >like
> > > > > > > umbrellas.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > English
> > > > > > > Q: Use the word *judicious- in a sentence to show you
> understand
> >its
> > > > > > > meaning.
> > > > > > > A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What does the word *benign- mean?
> > > > > > > A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Technology
> > > > > > > Q: What is a turbine?
> > > > > > > A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
> > > > > > >
The following questions and answers are said to have been
> collated
> > > > from
> > > > > > > last year's British GCSE exams (16 year olds)!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Geography
> > > > > > > Q: Name the four seasons.
> > > > > > > A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made
> safe to
> > > > > drink.
> > > > > > > A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
> large
> > > > > > > pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: How is dew formed?
> > > > > > > A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What is a planet?
> > > > > > > A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
> > > > > > > A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All
> water
> > > > tends
> > > > > > > to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the
> moon,
> >and
> > > > > > > nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this
> >fight.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Sociology
> > > > > > > Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
> > > > > > > A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well
> >endowed.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
> > > > > > > A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an
> >election.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What are steroids?
> > > > > > > A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Biology
> > > > > > > Q: What happens to your body as you age?
> > > > > > > A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
> >intercontinental.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
> > > > > > > A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his
> >adultery.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> > > > > > > A: Premature death.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What is artificial insemination?
> > > > > > > A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
> > > > > > > A: Keep it in the cow.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g.
> abdomen.)
> > > > > > > A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the
> >borax
> > > > and
> > > > > > > the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the
> borax
> > > > contains
> > > > > > > the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the
> five
> > > > bowels,
> > > > > > A,
> > > > > > > E, I, O and U.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What is the Fibula?
> > > > > > > A: A small lie.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What does *varicose- mean?
> > > > > > > A: Nearby.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
> > > > > > > A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
>
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: Give the meaning of the term *Caesarean Section.-
> > > > > > > A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What is a seizure?
> > > > > > > A: A Roman emperor.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What is a terminal illness?
> > > > > > > A: When you are sick at the airport
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic
> feature?
> > > > > > > A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look
>
> >like
> > > > > > > umbrellas.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > English
> > > > > > > Q: Use the word *judicious- in a sentence to show you
> understand
> >its
> > > > > > > meaning.
> > > > > > > A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Q: What does the word *benign- mean?
> > > > > > > A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Technology
> > > > > > > Q: What is a turbine?
> > > > > > > A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
> > > > > > >