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Administrator
03-03-2008, 17:01
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/jim.jpg
"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."
www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk/)
As the banjo played Jim got ready for his deliverence
Snakey01
03-03-2008, 21:56
chasing squirells, not the best idea
davemac27
03-03-2008, 23:07
Realtree zimmers... this seasons must have.
He didn't just hit every branch when he fell out of the ugly tree, he got tangled up and is still there now!!
(runs away, hides in corner)
eadaccarper
04-03-2008, 01:11
spotting carp from the trees ; should only be attempted when sober
As the banjo played Jim got ready for his deliverence
:lol: squeal like a pig
quality singy
skizz7163
04-03-2008, 07:03
bloody ebay. thats the last time i buy i real tree bivvie without asking for a picture
:eek:
LOL fellas, cheers you little ******s :lol:
dean that tasted horrible.
Jimmy6bellies
04-03-2008, 10:34
"Who put that tree there?"
After having his beard and head shaved and on his way to his crucifixion, Realtree Jesus lost his rag and spat at a centurion
Jimmy6bellies
04-03-2008, 14:06
Fuuuuckkinnngg bayte boaatss, i spitt onnn then. Devvills play fingggs theyy are... Wheeerres me drinnnk... Hic...
As Jim emerged from the bushes he mumbled something about 'Men' 'Cottage' 'Oxo Tower' and 'Good time had by all'
"god im knackered after blowing that common up again" says jim
Smallbreamboy
04-03-2008, 18:28
1st tree to 2nd tree, ok you can have the money, you won pull a pikey.....:lol:
curlybob
04-03-2008, 18:53
special branch??
"it's amazing the crap you'll find that people leave behind":lol:
Wots that coming outta trees is it a jimbo.......
Here's some i had earlier.......
he dont normally spit.........lololol....lmao
song
"if you go down to the woods today , you're sure for a big surprise"
"if you go down to the woods today, you'll never beleive your eyes"
"for there's a man who's ****ed in a tree"
"drank to much stella and can't even see"
"tomorrows the day he'll wake to find he's been robbed":bonk:
MattPilky
05-03-2008, 14:26
Yateley spiders are massive.... and really ugly
MattPilky
05-03-2008, 14:31
That's the easiest 'where's wally?' I've ever done
biglee15
05-03-2008, 17:31
Jims drunken puppet impression was becoming a huge hit in the Yateley area!
"to much caffeine and trying to do the eighties robot dance in the dark, a recipe for disaster!!!"
Markerfloat
05-03-2008, 20:00
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/jim.jpg
"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."
www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk)
when i did these jumps in the war im sure we used a parachute
I think these crutches are a little too big
Baiting up the margins at night time, on the cheap.....very crafty!
....One word, two syllables.....GOT IT!....Realtree!
Jim was really getting good at charades....
moderators eh.....always barking up the wrong tree.......
moderators eh.....always barking up the wrong tree.......
We have a winner :lol:
The tree had just caught a new PB and held it up for a trophy shot.
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/jim.jpg
"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."
www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk/)
To much sauce :)
MikeLyddon053698
06-03-2008, 12:56
Blair Witch Project 2 hits a new low with bad acting.
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/jim.jpg
After a few drinks and with Jim feeling the worse for wear, the secret he had been keeping for years, was finally let out. Jim was really a fresian cow, and his udders had slipped out of his corset and were only being kept in by his tee shirt
Moooooooooooooooooo
biglee15
06-03-2008, 14:41
Seconds after accepting a strangers offer to take him "up the Arsenal", Jim was sickened to realise he has mis heard!
the aftermath of thickys turking stick was severe as Jim found out :eek:
The road lake sydicate could only take so many flukey captures
THEUNLUCKYONE
07-03-2008, 09:08
come on guys who cut my strings!
davemac27
09-03-2008, 15:39
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/jim.jpg
With the final decoration on the tree, they were ready to turn on the Christmas lights at White Hart Lane.
Surely the Fairy sits on the top of the tree...!
Flipper_al
10-03-2008, 19:25
Right were ready hes got wood
Is that a can of Fosters in my pocket or am I just pleased to see you.
Jimmy6bellies
10-03-2008, 22:52
Jim's new tactic was to bait the margin with saliva laced with JD!
Even with help from a tree, Jim was still struggling to dance to YMCA
the bait for the gay "copse lake ghost" was set................
after one too many,
jim did not feel well.....in fact he was feeling far from 'tree-mendous'.....
in a surreal role reversal
the boilie cast jim tight to the snags.....
curlybob
11-03-2008, 17:29
iv been hung out to dry a few times ,
but never like this...
lol!!...good one Bob!!...another...pigeon droppings 'aint that bad after a night on the c.o.c.k.(burns)!!;)
MattPilky
12-03-2008, 12:13
Eisenguard was under attack by the uglier of the tree people
Alcohol - It aint big and it isnt clever
Alcohol - It aint big and it isnt clever
nor is jim :p
Jimmy6bellies
12-03-2008, 15:12
...and moderators are supposed to set an example!
:dissapoint:
Flipper_al
12-03-2008, 16:58
...and moderators are supposed to set an example!
:dissapoint:
He is :)
biglee15
13-03-2008, 08:55
Having sunk a few too many JD's, Worzel Gummidge realised the dribbling head was not the right choice!
eadaccarper
13-03-2008, 18:42
swampy was not in a tree hugging mood
exkingsmeadchef
14-03-2008, 09:26
As winter set in and the leaves once more fell off the trees, the rubbish as ever became all too evident.
exkingsmeadchef
14-03-2008, 09:29
After poking it with sticks for a while, the bailiffs decided to leave whatever it was well alone.
Surrey Sam
14-03-2008, 10:03
Dribble dribble upon the floor, who's the greatest of them all?
Surrey Sam
14-03-2008, 10:07
Is that a son of a beech, or a son of a birch?
Having his strings replaced left Pinocchio is a bit of an awkward position...
Markerfloat
16-03-2008, 11:39
If Hearn and Lane can climb trees, its good enough for me
david bellamy has expressed his excitement at finding a new unidentified species hanging from a tree
the notorious Squirrel Gang had sadly claimed another victim........
Wurzel gummage messed up bad this time
The Scarecrow is a character in the fictional Land of Oz created by American author L. Frank Baum and illustrator William Wallace Denslow. In his first appearance, the Scarecrow reveals that he lacks a brain and desires above all else to have one.
Dell_Boy
17-03-2008, 11:11
Jim has a succesfull weekend field testing the latest realtree angler pod.
Do they do a stainless version? for the front of his shirt.....
CarponlineEditor
17-03-2008, 12:51
After an epic battle everything was hung out to dry..
thepoise_1
18-03-2008, 22:07
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/jim.jpg
"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."
www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk/)
"Look at me...Im a treeeeeeee!"
the leglessthrowing up position :norty:
markymark3
19-03-2008, 14:49
**** the trees grow quick round here
im sure my bivvy was this way
serves me right for getting ****ed on the other side of the lake
im sure theres a thresher around here somewhere
new species of king carp the tree carp (carpius ****ius)
**** i wanna go home
took blanking not very well
etc etc:wave: :wave: :wave:
MattPilky
19-03-2008, 15:58
Jim is well known for putting his root down for a long session
paulleeson
19-03-2008, 23:00
Jacko eat your heart out, my earth song is better then yours.
csteinberg
20-03-2008, 10:57
Now what do I have to press to make it fly? :confused:
I knew I should have brought the instructions with me for the my new Nash Tree-copter!
"Is this what they mean by "real tree" ..???"
Flipper_al
20-03-2008, 14:49
Without this tree i'd be as stable as Heather Mccartney
jim found to his cost that super-gluing knots whilst tree climbing slightly tiddled was not the best idea he had ever had......
The ultimate accesscory for the more discerning angler-a real tree gimp..
Carpycoopy
24-03-2008, 11:13
"A new security feature on the CEMEX lakes is to hang all dead anglers from trees to try and scare of unwanted poachers"
"let this be a warning to all poachers"
Suddenly the curry before the all nighter didn't seem such a good idea.
Are you sure the Y-shaped twigs that Chris Yates used as rod rests were this big ?
fishingbazza
24-03-2008, 21:45
Chef's Tip.....Bream Sushi is better without the slime!
jim sings " i forever blown it at bubbles" hic
Jimmy6bellies
28-03-2008, 14:29
"....and the Copse Lake ghost looks a bit like this Jimmy"
mr_penetrator
28-03-2008, 17:07
Is that Weally me........hic?
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd41/mr_penetrator/PB240876.jpg
curlybob
28-03-2008, 19:30
99 100 coming ready or not,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
big clanger
29-03-2008, 13:02
uuuggghhh surely thats worth a gold card barnesy !!!
''thank god for that i lost the wife''
he was tree times over the limit
curlybob
30-03-2008, 15:44
Who put boilies in me maltesers packet?????????????
"I thought you were going to give me some Turkish Delight NOT Turking delight!!!! Get me a rubber ring NOW":eek:
Surrey Sam
31-03-2008, 14:13
"leaf me alone"
dogbiscuit
01-04-2008, 12:44
"Yeah"...."sod it"..."I'm caught on that snag AGAIN"!
Mick barnes
14-04-2008, 08:41
As winter set in and the leaves once more fell off the trees, the rubbish as ever became all too evident.
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