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Administrator
03-03-2008, 17:01
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/jim.jpg

"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."

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singy
03-03-2008, 18:26
As the banjo played Jim got ready for his deliverence

Snakey01
03-03-2008, 21:56
chasing squirells, not the best idea

davemac27
03-03-2008, 23:07
Realtree zimmers... this seasons must have.

Failure
04-03-2008, 00:55
He didn't just hit every branch when he fell out of the ugly tree, he got tangled up and is still there now!!


(runs away, hides in corner)

eadaccarper
04-03-2008, 01:11
spotting carp from the trees ; should only be attempted when sober

grabby
04-03-2008, 05:03
As the banjo played Jim got ready for his deliverence

:lol: squeal like a pig


quality singy

skizz7163
04-03-2008, 07:03
bloody ebay. thats the last time i buy i real tree bivvie without asking for a picture

Jim
04-03-2008, 09:16
:eek:

LOL fellas, cheers you little ******s :lol:

alanW
04-03-2008, 10:16
dean that tasted horrible.

Jimmy6bellies
04-03-2008, 10:34
"Who put that tree there?"

Danlux
04-03-2008, 11:09
After having his beard and head shaved and on his way to his crucifixion, Realtree Jesus lost his rag and spat at a centurion

Jimmy6bellies
04-03-2008, 14:06
Fuuuuckkinnngg bayte boaatss, i spitt onnn then. Devvills play fingggs theyy are... Wheeerres me drinnnk... Hic...

singy
04-03-2008, 15:25
As Jim emerged from the bushes he mumbled something about 'Men' 'Cottage' 'Oxo Tower' and 'Good time had by all'

alanW
04-03-2008, 16:23
"god im knackered after blowing that common up again" says jim

Smallbreamboy
04-03-2008, 18:28
1st tree to 2nd tree, ok you can have the money, you won pull a pikey.....:lol:

curlybob
04-03-2008, 18:53
special branch??

zhabbas
04-03-2008, 20:47
"it's amazing the crap you'll find that people leave behind":lol:

scazz32
04-03-2008, 22:22
carlsburg! probebly

Deniiis
05-03-2008, 06:48
Wots that coming outta trees is it a jimbo.......

Deniiis
05-03-2008, 06:50
Here's some i had earlier.......

Deniiis
05-03-2008, 06:52
he dont normally spit.........lololol....lmao

zhabbas
05-03-2008, 10:33
song
"if you go down to the woods today , you're sure for a big surprise"
"if you go down to the woods today, you'll never beleive your eyes"
"for there's a man who's ****ed in a tree"
"drank to much stella and can't even see"
"tomorrows the day he'll wake to find he's been robbed":bonk:

MattPilky
05-03-2008, 14:26
Yateley spiders are massive.... and really ugly

MattPilky
05-03-2008, 14:31
That's the easiest 'where's wally?' I've ever done

biglee15
05-03-2008, 17:31
Jims drunken puppet impression was becoming a huge hit in the Yateley area!

zhabbas
05-03-2008, 19:30
"to much caffeine and trying to do the eighties robot dance in the dark, a recipe for disaster!!!"

Markerfloat
05-03-2008, 20:00
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/jim.jpg

"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."

www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk)


when i did these jumps in the war im sure we used a parachute

Deniiis
05-03-2008, 21:26
I think these crutches are a little too big

Ivan
05-03-2008, 21:28
Baiting up the margins at night time, on the cheap.....very crafty!

Sim0n
05-03-2008, 21:34
....One word, two syllables.....GOT IT!....Realtree!

Jim was really getting good at charades....

bully
05-03-2008, 21:55
moderators eh.....always barking up the wrong tree.......

Ginster
05-03-2008, 22:06
moderators eh.....always barking up the wrong tree.......

We have a winner :lol:

Mr_Bump
05-03-2008, 22:51
The tree had just caught a new PB and held it up for a trophy shot.

DaveT
06-03-2008, 09:37
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/jim.jpg

"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."

www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk/)

To much sauce :)

MikeLyddon053698
06-03-2008, 12:56
Blair Witch Project 2 hits a new low with bad acting.

Danlux
06-03-2008, 13:53
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/jim.jpg


After a few drinks and with Jim feeling the worse for wear, the secret he had been keeping for years, was finally let out. Jim was really a fresian cow, and his udders had slipped out of his corset and were only being kept in by his tee shirt

Moooooooooooooooooo

biglee15
06-03-2008, 14:41
Seconds after accepting a strangers offer to take him "up the Arsenal", Jim was sickened to realise he has mis heard!

newbe
07-03-2008, 08:39
the aftermath of thickys turking stick was severe as Jim found out :eek:

singy
07-03-2008, 08:57
The road lake sydicate could only take so many flukey captures

THEUNLUCKYONE
07-03-2008, 09:08
come on guys who cut my strings!

davemac27
09-03-2008, 15:39
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/jim.jpg




With the final decoration on the tree, they were ready to turn on the Christmas lights at White Hart Lane.

Stoney
10-03-2008, 17:54
Surely the Fairy sits on the top of the tree...!

Flipper_al
10-03-2008, 19:25
Right were ready hes got wood

Jim
10-03-2008, 22:34
Is that a can of Fosters in my pocket or am I just pleased to see you.

Jimmy6bellies
10-03-2008, 22:52
Jim's new tactic was to bait the margin with saliva laced with JD!

Danlux
11-03-2008, 09:41
Even with help from a tree, Jim was still struggling to dance to YMCA

alanW
11-03-2008, 10:34
the bait for the gay "copse lake ghost" was set................

bully
11-03-2008, 11:56
after one too many,
jim did not feel well.....in fact he was feeling far from 'tree-mendous'.....

bully
11-03-2008, 12:02
in a surreal role reversal
the boilie cast jim tight to the snags.....

curlybob
11-03-2008, 17:29
iv been hung out to dry a few times ,
but never like this...

mooreha
12-03-2008, 00:20
lol!!...good one Bob!!...another...pigeon droppings 'aint that bad after a night on the c.o.c.k.(burns)!!;)

MattPilky
12-03-2008, 12:13
Eisenguard was under attack by the uglier of the tree people

DeanOr
12-03-2008, 13:51
Alcohol - It aint big and it isnt clever

alanW
12-03-2008, 14:46
Alcohol - It aint big and it isnt clever
nor is jim :p

Jimmy6bellies
12-03-2008, 15:12
...and moderators are supposed to set an example!

:dissapoint:

Flipper_al
12-03-2008, 16:58
...and moderators are supposed to set an example!

:dissapoint:

He is :)

biglee15
13-03-2008, 08:55
Having sunk a few too many JD's, Worzel Gummidge realised the dribbling head was not the right choice!

eadaccarper
13-03-2008, 18:42
swampy was not in a tree hugging mood

exkingsmeadchef
14-03-2008, 09:26
As winter set in and the leaves once more fell off the trees, the rubbish as ever became all too evident.

exkingsmeadchef
14-03-2008, 09:29
After poking it with sticks for a while, the bailiffs decided to leave whatever it was well alone.

Surrey Sam
14-03-2008, 10:03
Dribble dribble upon the floor, who's the greatest of them all?

Surrey Sam
14-03-2008, 10:07
Is that a son of a beech, or a son of a birch?

nobbykc
16-03-2008, 10:49
No , I'm Brian.......

nobbykc
16-03-2008, 10:50
Having his strings replaced left Pinocchio is a bit of an awkward position...

Markerfloat
16-03-2008, 11:39
If Hearn and Lane can climb trees, its good enough for me

foxey
16-03-2008, 22:30
david bellamy has expressed his excitement at finding a new unidentified species hanging from a tree

bully
17-03-2008, 04:59
the notorious Squirrel Gang had sadly claimed another victim........

DeanOr
17-03-2008, 09:14
Wurzel gummage messed up bad this time

DeanOr
17-03-2008, 09:17
The Scarecrow is a character in the fictional Land of Oz created by American author L. Frank Baum and illustrator William Wallace Denslow. In his first appearance, the Scarecrow reveals that he lacks a brain and desires above all else to have one.

Dell_Boy
17-03-2008, 11:11
Jim has a succesfull weekend field testing the latest realtree angler pod.


Do they do a stainless version? for the front of his shirt.....

CarponlineEditor
17-03-2008, 12:51
After an epic battle everything was hung out to dry..

thepoise_1
18-03-2008, 22:07
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/jim.jpg

"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."

www.korda.co.uk (http://www.korda.co.uk/)

"Look at me...Im a treeeeeeee!"

DannyB
19-03-2008, 06:33
the leglessthrowing up position :norty:

markymark3
19-03-2008, 14:49
**** the trees grow quick round here
im sure my bivvy was this way
serves me right for getting ****ed on the other side of the lake
im sure theres a thresher around here somewhere
new species of king carp the tree carp (carpius ****ius)
**** i wanna go home
took blanking not very well
etc etc:wave: :wave: :wave:

MattPilky
19-03-2008, 15:58
Jim is well known for putting his root down for a long session

paulleeson
19-03-2008, 23:00
Jacko eat your heart out, my earth song is better then yours.

csteinberg
20-03-2008, 10:57
Now what do I have to press to make it fly? :confused:
I knew I should have brought the instructions with me for the my new Nash Tree-copter!

DelBoy
20-03-2008, 12:27
"Is this what they mean by "real tree" ..???"

Flipper_al
20-03-2008, 14:49
Without this tree i'd be as stable as Heather Mccartney

bully
23-03-2008, 08:33
jim found to his cost that super-gluing knots whilst tree climbing slightly tiddled was not the best idea he had ever had......

pjc
23-03-2008, 19:00
The ultimate accesscory for the more discerning angler-a real tree gimp..

Carpycoopy
24-03-2008, 11:13
"A new security feature on the CEMEX lakes is to hang all dead anglers from trees to try and scare of unwanted poachers"
"let this be a warning to all poachers"

wolfish
24-03-2008, 18:24
Suddenly the curry before the all nighter didn't seem such a good idea.

nobbykc
24-03-2008, 19:45
Are you sure the Y-shaped twigs that Chris Yates used as rod rests were this big ?

fishingbazza
24-03-2008, 21:45
Chef's Tip.....Bream Sushi is better without the slime!

alanW
28-03-2008, 14:20
jim sings " i forever blown it at bubbles" hic

Jimmy6bellies
28-03-2008, 14:29
"....and the Copse Lake ghost looks a bit like this Jimmy"

mr_penetrator
28-03-2008, 17:07
Is that Weally me........hic?
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd41/mr_penetrator/PB240876.jpg

curlybob
28-03-2008, 19:30
99 100 coming ready or not,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

big clanger
29-03-2008, 13:02
uuuggghhh surely thats worth a gold card barnesy !!!

delks
30-03-2008, 12:23
''thank god for that i lost the wife''

delks
30-03-2008, 12:24
wheres ma pills gone

alanW
30-03-2008, 15:35
he was tree times over the limit

curlybob
30-03-2008, 15:44
Who put boilies in me maltesers packet?????????????

pag1e
30-03-2008, 23:04
"I thought you were going to give me some Turkish Delight NOT Turking delight!!!! Get me a rubber ring NOW":eek:

Surrey Sam
31-03-2008, 14:13
"leaf me alone"

dogbiscuit
01-04-2008, 12:44
"Yeah"...."sod it"..."I'm caught on that snag AGAIN"!

Mick barnes
14-04-2008, 08:41
As winter set in and the leaves once more fell off the trees, the rubbish as ever became all too evident.
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