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Administrator
11-02-2008, 10:16
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"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."
www.korda.co.uk
Friday Totty hits a new low
carp-central
11-02-2008, 10:40
Bin Laden found in post op shocker
MikeLyddon053698
11-02-2008, 10:50
Watch out..Beadles an old trout!!
Smallbreamboy
11-02-2008, 11:10
Dave thought there was a spelling mistake when he went out on a sunday night, but now he realised he wasn't that drunk and the sign on the nightclub door said "Cross dressing grandad night". But at least he won the £10 for the fugly.
CHANCER RELIEF SHOCKER
Man steals from Charity to fund sex op
"of course I know what a razor is - look at my legs!"
Cancer Charity Man wins first prize in Leslie Joseph Lookalike Competiton.
daytimedave
11-02-2008, 12:48
Watch out..Beadles an old trout!!
pmsl.....
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Hobbies
I am found of dancing, in fast, I am the member of dancing club. I also enjoy reading, but not ordinary books, but some, which make you think – think a lot and for a long time. Sometimes I cook, but it is only when I am in the mood, but then I create something really outstanding like hoot dogs.
More on me
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Ideal relationship
I`m dreaming about the man for whom I could be a bird in order to fly for him. I would love to be a river and dance to you; a rainbow to engulf you; a lightening bolt to rush to you with thunder. I want to become a dew drop to quench your inner thirst, a mountain to shield you from any harm. I wish to be a sky to cover you with myself. But I am only me and I can just love you, love you and love you more.
Yours Lyubov, Ukraine
Markerfloat
11-02-2008, 13:47
thicky, it better be worth it, l dont dress up for everyone like this
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Dean would!
applejack
11-02-2008, 14:44
Hey Mr Blue of H, Sharon looks kinda good done up!
anyone got a brown paper bag to put over its head
daytimedave
11-02-2008, 15:26
stone me !
CarponlineEditor
11-02-2008, 16:23
Gives a whole new meaning to giving head, lol
Smallbreamboy
11-02-2008, 16:25
You think this is a beard, wait until i get my clothes off :eek:
Cher finally admits this will definitely be the last facelift
daytimedave
11-02-2008, 18:14
a warm welcome to the new cemex forum moderator:
allana international.
daytimedave
11-02-2008, 18:20
ok ok your sharon stone !
but spare us the basic instinct shot !
The anguished cries of many a young boy could be heard ringing out around Wimbledon on a Sunday morning after a drink fueled night out.
MikeLyddon053698
11-02-2008, 21:25
Ten dorrar, sucky ***ky....me so horrrrrrrrny!!!
MikeLyddon053698
11-02-2008, 21:26
After trying number 27 in the Kama Sutra, the truth finally emerges about how Stoney REALLY hurt his back :eek:
BREAKING NEWS.Sir pete springate signs new contract with pretty polly:notworthy:
Using the latest cutting edge technology, Hampshire Police have been able to produce an image of the man they wish to "eliminate from their enquiries"*
*beat a confession out of
A source close to the Chelsea (ahem) 'star' said last night "If he'd have seen the face on it he'd have probably stayed with Cheryl"
I'm afraid it would appear there have been a few unexpected side effects to the treatment program Miss Winehouse...
at last the new "nash" chair was unveiled.
Jimmy6bellies
12-02-2008, 12:43
Cemex's new bailiff uniform raised a few eye brows down the pond!
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The Fox Pool Syndicate initiation ceremony really sorted the men from the boys
daytimedave
12-02-2008, 21:47
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out now
the geoff capes work out video
stoney lost 15 stone in 6 weeks !
" i feel fantastic, i can finaly see my toes when i go for a slash "
eadaccarper
12-02-2008, 23:08
bivi babes first calander
bbartley1980@aol.com
13-02-2008, 12:50
A third of male fishermen in British rivers are in the process of changing sex due to pollution in human sewage, research by the Environment Agency suggests.
A survey of 1,500 fishermen at 50 river sites found more than a third of males displayed female characteristics.
Hormones in the sewage, including those produced by the female contraceptive pill, are thought to be the main cause.
The agency says the problem could damage fishermen populations by reducing their ability to reproduce.
It said its study highlighted the need for water companies to develop new treatments.
There has been concern for some time that chemicals, known as endocrine disruptors, are causing fishermen to change sex.
The latest study is the first to show the scale of the problem in Britain. :bonk:
he had spent all of his hard earned money on a sucessful sex change only to find he was £1.50 short for the face job!!!:D
Fiesta - Reader's Wives.....
(but who would own up to this one.....)
teamxray1
13-02-2008, 20:44
i wish singy would hurry up using my fishnets stockings as a landing net i wanna wear them and go out tonight on the pull to see what i can catch!!!!!
skizz7163
13-02-2008, 23:25
go down the lake. in these heels. i think not
nikallen
14-02-2008, 18:18
'royale family' sex swap shocker!
nikallen
14-02-2008, 18:20
ricky tomlinson long lost step sister exposed!
theres something there i didnt expect...its short and hairy, and its getting er***t.
adamafc1
17-02-2008, 18:58
The new face for dfs sofas
CarponlineEditor
17-02-2008, 19:36
The new Murkin model was recently unveiled..... :)
daytimedave
17-02-2008, 19:59
what ever did happen to garry bushell ?
daytimedave
17-02-2008, 20:09
stoney had enjoyed his recent holiday in greece,
so much so,he`s changed the name of the organisation to:
`hermaphroditey and friends'
"because he's worth it"
or
"maybe its maybelline"
when i was a young boy the phrase....
"turning the tranny on in the lounge"
usually meant listening to the footy results......oh how times have changed !
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr were did I put that TV remote ?
The Friday totty thread finally hits rock bottom
Danny'91
20-02-2008, 10:33
jan porter's new clothing range is finally launched
New promotional poster for The Prince of Wales fails to attract high class clientale.
Although the regulars liked it.
i thought getting stoned was supposed to be pleasurable ??
oh no here come the munchies
eadaccarper
21-02-2008, 17:42
if your wife looked like this, you would understand why im a carp fisherman
cornishbob1
22-02-2008, 01:37
Ok, what Cupid Stunt has gone and dug up Kenny Everett ?
du you like my nails there the colour of kazackstan:cool:
Surrey Sam
24-02-2008, 12:43
"Black velvet and that old boy's smile
Black velvet with that slow southern style
A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees
Black velvet if you please"
davemac27
25-02-2008, 14:53
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While his disciples laid the table, Jesus got ready for the last supper.
After finally getting the kids off to bed there was nothing Jane liked better than to get her feet up and watch telly in her Allan Stone mask
Jimmy6bellies
25-02-2008, 15:46
Allan was in trouble, he has had a re-accurance of his sciatica and was stuck. His missus was due home any moment...
you'd think that going to thailand for a holiday most people would spend their money on fake rolex's, fake gucci handbags, fake designer clothing, but no!!!!. he decided to spend it on himself.:bonk:
you could hardly fail to notice the piece of fluff on the armchair.....
Mikefromsunbury
27-02-2008, 11:20
Stoney looks different in that picture.......hmmmmmmmmmmm ???????,yep ive got it....he has trimmed his beard !!!!
if your wife looked like this, you would understand why im a carp fisherman
thats gota bee a winner brillantly summed up:clap: :lol:
Mick barnes
04-03-2008, 20:07
The winner is Jimmy six bellies for
"Allan was in trouble, he has had a re-accurance of his sciatica and was stuck. His missus was due home any moment..."
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