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MikeLyddon053698
31-08-2002, 22:54
Well, actually, no I haven't.

But if you did, what would be your plans for the money (once you had sobered up obviously)

Lets pretend we've won £10 million........

cornishbob1
31-08-2002, 23:08
Trypingg lessions /forum/images/icons/smile.gif

Big_Rik
31-08-2002, 23:41
In this order...

Divorce
New rods
A fully kitted out Transit
A full tank of fuel

LeeTebble
01-09-2002, 11:18
Follow the sporting calendar accompanied by my mates in VIP style interupted by mahseer and bonefish trips. Buy some decent rods and treat the Mrs. to a new frock and some sweets for the kidz!!

pooter
01-09-2002, 12:39
would'nt the divorce mean handing over a large sum? ;-{)

Big_Rik
01-09-2002, 14:27
Is it better to have all the money and not being able to spend it, or some of the money and being free???

daytimedave
01-09-2002, 16:25
well being an international playboy/rotarion,would whisk my self off to exotic locations for the winter fishing for exotic spieces and relaxing with ****tails and entertaining the missus with flambouyant meals ,finaly come back home around spring time dressed like chris eubank ,and stroll around all rmc venues with my gold card flashing wodds of dosh around ,being the ultimate tackle tart in a golf buggy driving into swims with loads of bait n tackle thats well expensive,getting a week long special exclusive in the sun newspaper about my crazy exploits,i will buy rmc angling and ban every body from fishing there!
ha ha hha ha .........
all mine ..........
you fools.............its miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeee
ha ha ha aha ahahahha a ahahaha a ah aha ha h ha ha ha h
wow there lesley
what am i going on about???

i should be so lucky
keep it real
dtd

pooter
01-09-2002, 16:42
lol. ;-)

paulh
01-09-2002, 20:22
Invest it 10 mill ain't enough.
Then I'd do everything I've ever wanted to do but never had the time or money to do it in.
Tarpon in Florida tomorrow,
Mahseer next week
Great white off Oz the week after, etc,etc

piscatorial2
02-09-2002, 00:03
Buy 10 million lottery tickets and try again? nothing like a gamble!

Garth
02-09-2002, 07:57
I would moderate this from my superfast computer I had just bought had home, instead of having to come to this poxy workplace everyday!

scaley
02-09-2002, 08:24
I would put it in the bank to top up the other couple of mill thats already in there ...../forum/images/icons/wink.gif

danny_172
02-09-2002, 10:21
Buy a huge house with a lake in the garden and a Ferrari

Smarts
02-09-2002, 10:25
I'd take Doris and Daisy on a slap-up and extremely exotic fishing holiday.....lasting years.../forum/images/icons/wink.gif

Jutslut
02-09-2002, 11:30
firstly tell work i'd been offered an extremely well paid job for a rival company and wait for them to offer me something to stay....only to turn them down flat whilst browsing the web for my first supercar (not that i'm bitter of feel undervalued or anything.......)

then drive across europe in my recently aquired champagne coloured winabego, playing loud music and excessing in the opulence of wealth now afforded to me........and only occasionaly waving it ham fisted in the face of less fortunate mortals that should stumble haplessly into my path.......

then i'd do a weekly tour of all the french fishing holiday resorts, just so i can know more than the bloke down the pub - whose obviously been to ALL of them......

then i'd really get into the swing of things, fisrtly buying carp talk and franchising as many day ticket waters as can reasonably be attained and selling day tickets over the web (it can be done apparently) all under the name of my newly started company....Jut's Emporium of Excellence.........

I'd make myself a 'Ultra GOLD special super duper level' poster on my own forum, inviting only those of equal standing from other forums and spend my days reading the scribblings of others and comenting occasionally on the discusions thereof...........stopping momentarily to regail them of the time i won 10 mil on the lottery and pi55ed it all away on phone bills and foreign fishing trips....


sorry, long weekend.....

Blackwater
02-09-2002, 11:38
£10 mil, nice /forum/images/icons/wink.gif I would buy a few lakes (in Belgium).
and make them into club or Syndicate lakes (with my rules!!!).

allibee
02-09-2002, 11:44
LOL Jut.

I would buy properties in at least three well loved locations; Skiathos; Meribel and Geneva, and then rent them out when I wasn't at one of them, thereby keeping the dosh rolling in.

Then I would have built the house of my dreams on the lake of my dreams and it would be mine.....all mine!

Tadpolepat
02-09-2002, 14:11
I would hijack 137 nuclear warheads and target them on the world's richest capitals... then demand a lake in France...

Sim0n
02-09-2002, 16:27
....didn't one of the bailifs at Burghfield win a tidy sum on the lotto last year?

Jimmy6bellies
02-09-2002, 17:13
I'd buy a big stately home with a lake holding some big old uncaught whackers!!...........Is there such a place?.........Heaven/forum/images/icons/smile.gif

MikeLyddon053698
02-09-2002, 19:50
Ooh stop it, I'm welling up. /forum/images/icons/laugh.gif

And why EXOTIC....what's wrong with an EROTIC holiday...if you can afford it, why not.
Just think of it, you could have all the best fishing, along with all the best women..

"Oi Kylie, wind in Two Tone for me will you pet, and then get back on that bedchair...."

Malone
02-10-2006, 21:38
So Mike have you any money left now? http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

FLYINGSPANNER
02-10-2006, 21:44
I would buy a new Kettle but which one!!!???

Herman
02-10-2006, 21:50
Invest 9mill in wine, woman and song then squander the rest http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Benny_the_bream
02-10-2006, 22:16
Cull all Pikies and feel safe at Wraysbury catch a whacker with proper history and move all the proper ones from Horton to a proper home

davemac27
02-10-2006, 23:02
Good thread. I would obviously buy a big house with lots of land that just happens to have a un touched lake in the grounds. I would then build a lovely club house next to it so me and my mates could have blinding socials.

Take the wife away, probably big game fishing in the keys.
Pay off mums mortgage.
Pay off inlaws mortgage.
Send brother to rehab then finishing school. Or borstal .
Open up a top notch tackle shop where I live.
Pay a dwarf to give a wet slap to my old nosy next door neighboor every day for a year.

RICHT
03-10-2006, 07:34
buy westhampnett then burn all the windsurfing equipement and become a local hero http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Itsamirror
03-10-2006, 08:16
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Invest 9mill in wine, woman and song then squander the rest http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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But Ray, you would end up falling over in the mud again if you drank that much wine and then running around the banks with no trousers on again!!! Where'as a lifetime subscription to age concern would be more appropriate!!! LMFAO. http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Herman
03-10-2006, 09:16
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif LMFAO http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
The Balti Bad Boyz strike again http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif

rhino135
03-10-2006, 09:47
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buy westhampnett then burn all the windsurfing equipement and become a local hero http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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buy it privately and then buy a submarine - they won't know whats hit them!!!

alanW
03-10-2006, 10:03
pay a diver to hook a carp onto my line so i dont keep blanking http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Dell_Boy
03-10-2006, 11:04
wouldn't change my life one bit!





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willstephens
03-10-2006, 11:11
Put half in the bank and give the rest to various charitys. 5mil in the bank earning interest would be enough to live on very comfortably. Get that Cemex gold card, may be buy a small lake and start a syndicate after stocking my simmo's (may be buy nashy's off him), nice house (not to big, not to small), buy the misses her Aston DB9 and myself some thing flashy. http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

DaveT
03-10-2006, 11:13
ah to have 10 mill ... i would definatly buy a lake of some description .. and stock it with scaley lumps http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif, would also sort out my friends and family and see them right http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

oh and i would retire http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

G_raa
03-10-2006, 11:34
I'd buy some land in the indian ocean, a house on the Ouse, a couple of cars probably a civic type R and a land rover, sort the family out and then live on my estimated 4 million left over..
oh and pay an assasin to take out a few people who deserve to have their days ended.

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Leviosa
03-10-2006, 14:09
I would go on the Grand Prix world tour with access all areas passes. That would be ace.

I would also get myself a DB9.

Never going to happen though so keep on working till I am well into my 60's occasional trips down the lake and watching the Touring Cars. scraping a living together and holidays in Magaluf. Has any one got any rope. LOL http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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G_raa
03-10-2006, 14:32
nope, but will razor blades do http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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DelBoy
03-10-2006, 15:21
I would probably spend 10% of it on loose women and drink and squander the rest... http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Leviosa
03-10-2006, 18:00
Go on then fella, get um in the post and I will run myself a warm bath. LOL. http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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garyrfc
03-10-2006, 18:46
One of our burghfield balliffs and a friend won the big one a few years back, 15 MILLION,when fishing or workparty he
would phone,one time on a world crews,and next walking
aruond Alcatras,
Gary http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Malcom lend us a fiver http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

fingibob
03-10-2006, 20:44
LAND and lots of it http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

build me a gorgeous house with a gorgeous lake and plant a gorgeous forest all around, then helicopter lessons i think http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

exkingsmeadchef
03-10-2006, 21:09
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....didn't one of the bailifs at Burghfield win a tidy sum on the lotto last year?

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Yep, he's investing the money in a new housing development in the area. http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.giflol

who_dares_wins
04-10-2006, 12:36
I would have the best playboy lifestyle. Penthouses everywhere, fast cars and fast women.
I may even fit in a bit of fishing.

HappyCamper
05-10-2006, 09:19
Gone, I'd be sooooo far from the UK.... Straight back to San Francisco. Nice beach house down by Monteray/Santa Cruz, and a place in Berkeley Hills, (not BEVERLEY hills)

Spend the rest of life, drinking great beer, fly fishing the Yuba, Salmon in the Bay, Sharks in shore and off shore, not to mention the Carp Fishing, ssssh...... The odd trip to Portland, and Baja, up to Boulder, and Montana. Buy a '76 El Camino, tart it up, nicely.

Visit, Hawaii, New Zealand again, Australia, Norfolk Island...

Have some amazing parties....

Selfish 'aint I....

alanW
05-10-2006, 12:18
id buy one of these to drive round a field

a one off ferrari

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arr0n
05-10-2006, 21:18
brobably die of shock