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Carpchasser
23-08-2002, 09:37
Seen a few of the oldies this week on video. Quality Comedy.

So many good Characters.

My favourite has to be Lee and Lance, Les the Barman and Michael Pain.

What do you think folks.

daytimedave
23-08-2002, 19:45
woooooooow there lesley!
classic stuff mate,the guys a genius,....spot on
although a bit dated now,still great!
scousers,brian bewildered........
frank doberman..........
id say oi.........`` '' noooooooooooo
yeeeeess nice one
(in a mick johnson from brookside way)
dtd

Ads
23-08-2002, 21:10
Good evening Mr Cholmnley Warner....
Good evening Grayson.....

by far the best...

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Kevster
27-08-2002, 13:30
Tim Nice But Dim! Bloody nice chap though! haha!
Funny as f*ck!

FROGMACBACON
27-08-2002, 18:09
Wayne & Waynetta..............

I hate braaaaaaaawn !!!!!!! hahahahaah. quality

Director
28-08-2002, 11:46
It has to be The Old Gits for me.They are brilliant.

Steinburg
28-08-2002, 11:57
Ooooo young man ......

Steinburg
28-08-2002, 11:58
Didn't Tim nice but Dim have a mate called Dick nice but Thick ....Pukka.....

paulh
29-08-2002, 17:06
It's got to be Kevin GOD I HATE YOU, it's so unfair.

scaley
29-08-2002, 18:50
Only me !!!!!!!

"now,you don't want to do it like that"

daytimedave
29-08-2002, 20:40
met plenty of them types aswell,mainly when at work!........
you dont wanna do it like that.....................!!!

the dutch police officers.......schmoking hassheesh......
smashy n nicey(sound like forum users).......pop-tastic

keep it real
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Director
30-08-2002, 01:08
BTW. who is Trigga?

fishydave
30-08-2002, 07:31
"Its so bloody unfair, i hate you"
Kevin and Perry easily

Carpchasser
30-08-2002, 09:08
Wayne,

I wanna brown baby, and for that i need a big black man, and that's not you Wayne.

All the kids at school tease Frogmella, and say... You've got a dady, you 've got a dady.

Tadpolepat
30-08-2002, 11:13
The posh rude bloke (Enfield) who always interupts people by going "Yuh! Yuh!" and then insults them... classic.

Carpchasser
30-08-2002, 11:19
Ever see the sketch where Harry Enfield played the Character of a Yorkshire Man.

Lead a Marketing meeting with an office full of YUPPIES, who had there own marketing ideas,

The Yorkshire man's had his own ideas of marketing the Bank in question.

Open a bank account with The **** Bank and get a free packet of lard.

You had to see if to see the funny side. - absolute classic.

G_RAAAA
30-08-2002, 11:24
yes..now that is the best character..." i've got 2 words for ya....shi*e "
"and whats the other word"
"shi*e"

G

G_RAAAA
30-08-2002, 12:26
hold on hold on..couldnt quite twig who the hell u were on about then...i think u r refering to mr " we are considerably richer than yooowww." LEGEND

G

Smarts
30-08-2002, 12:50
Here, Lulu....come to Harry, Lulu........lol!

Don't get me started, I love Enfield...a huge talent. Still to this day a few years on recite sketches all day to my collegues. They're all well pleased that this subject's been bought up to remind me to continue driving them mad.....

Oooooo....hello! Aren't you fast..........

Who's that girl.....running around with you-o-o-o...bing-bang-bong......bing-bang-bong....

Wayne.......wot?

Wayne......wot!

Wayne....We've won................parp!

Tim's bungee jump......Geronimoooooooooo!........Ghandiiiiiiii! !......that other indian fellow.......bang!

Carpchasser
30-08-2002, 13:17
The Yorkshire man asks the well dressed middle aged woman her position in the company.

"I am the Financial Controller"

The reply, "Right then tarty bit , run along and make us a nice cup of tea"

Quality.

Carpchasser
30-08-2002, 13:20
Wayne and Waynetta win the lottery and move into Brown Towers.

At the pres conference Waynetta says "we are not going to spend any oney until we have consulted the financiall advice from Winalott"

Then back at Brown Towers Waynetta takes a dump and says " Geeves, wipe my bum, what what what.........

G_RAAAA
30-08-2002, 13:23
Chumley warner and his mate.."advertisment break"
and the instructional video of "women, know your role...dont drive" ha ha sooo true.

G

Smarts
30-08-2002, 14:38
"But I like fluffy kittens & sewing".......

L is for Labour.......L is for Lice.....

Carpchasser
30-08-2002, 14:48
Who remembers the Chatacter form the 60's in his open top sports car.

"i only stop at a party for 1 record"

"you can have your daughter back, she's no good to me, she's pregnant.

G_RAAAA
30-08-2002, 14:53
as in " u will be gentle with me wont u "

"No "

G

Ads
30-08-2002, 20:02
Poppet on a swing that one was called... classic.!

What about the Playboys... they were womanisers!! /forum/images/icons/laugh.gif

Cholmney Warner were by far the best, Advertisement Break was superb: This baby is sleeping soundly, because its moither gives it Gin!!! /forum/images/icons/laugh.gif Smoke and Smoke Kilburns!!! /forum/images/icons/laugh.gif

The animal testing sketch was hilarious... can a bullet kill a parrot.... yeeerrsss. how high can a monkey jump with its testicles wired upto electrodes??... six feet!! /forum/images/icons/laugh.gif

The superhoeroes with the Mighty Swwwword Of Dobber. /forum/images/icons/smile.gif

Enfield and Paul Whithouse were gods in the early 90's.


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Big_Rik
30-08-2002, 23:03
and let's not forget....
The Double Take Brothers

and here's the news from the Double Take Brothers.......

"errrrrrr....over to my brother"
"ugghhhh"

Smarts
02-09-2002, 10:15
Rik...a guy went to a footie match a couple of weeks ago and sat in front of one of the double take brothers....you can guess the stick the poor guy got on what should have been a 'quiet day out'...Lol!!

My collegue would like to apologise along with his friends...they were a bit tiddly....