Caption Competition December 2007

[Administrator]

http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/new_site/capcomp/cash.jpg

"Can you think of a caption for the photo above? It's just a bit of fun, but you can win a Korda goody bag. Entries will be judged on their humor and originality."


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[singy]

Cash couldn't quite put his finger on it, but there was something about Chris' collection of facial hair videos that really turned him on.

[MikeLyddon053698]

Oooh thats a really ugly fish you caught there Chris, said Cashy.

I havent turned the phone on yet, replied Chris, thats your reflection.

[singy]

"and this is me before the operation"

[Luffers]

Hoody in the back "Right while they are looking at Ruths thong on the website, you get the wheels I will pinch the stereo"

[Luffers]

You sure those new contacts are not hurting Cash ?

[GMAN]

I hope your battery holds out Dell, only couple more 'tugs' to go!!!!!

[Jimmy6bellies]

"...and here's me Cash, doing my other pass time as a Moustachio'd porn star"

[adamafc1]

This is the one where cash is getting turked by Micky!

[newbe]

here you go mate! now this is what normal people call a mobile phone

[chunkie]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/5589/cashzq1.jpg

[tommytrucker]

Have you seen this? Wendy Lythgoe playing wid fairbrass's spod!!

[Santa3]

Willie thorne was desperate to show cash a picture of his new rod

[singy]

Only the Iraq interior ministry were allowed to view ladies taking of their burkas

[MikeLyddon053698]

After donning his cloak of invisibility, Thicky manages to sneak up behind and surprise yet another angler.

[MikeLyddon053698]

As all the other anglers arrived, they were surprised to see Richard O'Brien and Tom Selleck at the venue filming the latest series of the Crystal Maze.
We'll call this one, Magnum in the Turkingzone!!

[singy]

"She deffo looks like an import to me", said a slightly aroused Cash.

[Medway]

Rene' from 'Allo Allo' says "Take a look at this picture of the Madonna with the big boobies".

And Cash says "Urgh, i'm with Singy, i much prefer bare chested sweaty men hitting each other".

[Luffers]

Dont matter what face you pull Cash


............ the blind geezer behind aint got a clue its his wife

[Luffers]

Seriously guys look at the photo. Its me ..... Barney.......... I know sitting around the office doing nothing has added the pounds but trust me :)

[adamafc1]

This was the mirror that cash said was "40lb+", more like 4lb.

[singy]

Cash loved watching videos of men being battered around the ring

[GMAN]

Surely you mean 'turked' around the ring!!!

[Boxy]

Saddam's half brother shows off his latest weapons of masturbation.......

[pez116]

and this is a picture of me when my name was carol before the opperation

[nikallen]

bl00dy hell, look at the gills on her!

[nikallen]

move your thumb, i want to see all of your new thai bride. ohh no, i wasn't expecting that.

[nikallen]

you paid HOW MUCH too fly her over as a nanny! whats the website?

[pez116]

so thats who left that upturned spod on my bedchair last night and i sat on it.

[2rtrtankie]

my brother borat said he like my sister you like

[alanW]

the amount of empty beer cans and pizza boxes astounded cash, and he felt no guilt even though he contributed the most.

[yumbolt]

at the national dogging championships they hadn't even left the carpark before " mr pringles " the mexican triple crown winner was proudly showing off his hard work

[newbe]

"you say you cant remember much about last nite cash well heres a video of what you and thicky got up to in your bivvie"

"oh and it will be on youtube later"

[Peddars]

Mirror, mirror ....

[Postie]

yup a tenner and it's yours

[ADS1]

Although Borat had ballooned in size since the picture of him in his mankini was taken, Cash was still keen to get him in the ring...

[king fisher]

Cashy thinks i want one of those, when chris shows him the latest car park carping craze " camo car overwraps "

[Jimmy6bellies]

Chris shows a primative man just how far technolgy has come....

"Here's what we call a mobile phone"

[Markerfloat]

This gurning lark is a piece of cake :)

[foxey]

Im telling you cashy the hair restorer works miricles.between me and you look what it done to my missus bits mind you she did drink almost a bottle of it

[eadaccarper]

set carp phasers to stun

[spud_2003]

' i didn't know woman could do that! '

[arr0n]

smile for the camera

[arr0n]

what do you mean stop gurning, his is my best smile face

[spillerthecarper]

looks like your mum did love a spod :lol:

[Smallbreamboy]

"Who's a pretty little boy then"

[mooreha]

Sadly, the 2007 World Gurning Championships (WGC) had a lasting effect on some people.




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Is this old fella any relation to you Cashy? asked Barnesy.
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