Hippy
02-08-2002, 16:02
This just came through, hope it livens up your day
> Brad Pitts - [censored]
> beer scooter - the ability to get home after a night out on the booze and
> not remember it. i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I
> must
>
> have caught the beer scooter".
> one in the departure lounge - to need to defecate imminently.
> aeroplane blond - one who has dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'!
> aeroplane skirt - a skirt with a very long slit up it that goes all the
> way
> up to the '****pit'.
> Pearl Harbour - cold (weather). This is one I have heard from a fair few
> people recently. An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out
> there!". Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air !
> badly packed kebab - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the 'vagina'.
> Britney Spears - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'beers'. e.g. "Give us a couple
> of
>
> Britney's will ya Doreen".
> Bruce Lee's - erect nipples (as in a pair of hard 'nips').
> Bum Gravy - This one speaks for itself ! You may get this after a dodgy
> curry.
> bunny boiler - an unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit
> boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction". e.g. "I don't like the look
> of
>
> her mate, could be a bunny boiler".
> council gritter - Modern Rhyming Slang for '****ter'. e.g. "Does she take
> it
>
> up the council ?".
> Donald Trump - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'dump' (defecate). e.g. "I'm just
> nipping out for a Donald".
> drink-link - a modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because
> it is common to visit one before going out on the booze !
> greyhound - a very short skirt. From the fact that a greyhound (on a
> racetrack) is close to the hare (hair). i.e. "Blimey look at the greyhound
> on that bird !".
> Jackson Pollock(s) - Modern Rhyming Slang for '[censored]' (testicles).
> e.g."He needs a good kick in the Jackson's".
> Johnny-no-stars - a young man of substandard intelligence, i.e. the
> typical
> adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' bit comes from
> the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear
> which show their level of training.
> kriptonite - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'web site'. One of the few terms
> I've
> heard for this.
> kungfu fighter - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'lighter'.
> Leo Sayer - an 'all-dayer' (drinking or a rave etc).
> Melvynn Bragg - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'fag' (cigarette).e.g. "Oi mate,
> can I scrounge a Melvynn off you?".
> mumblers - used when you spot an attractive girl in tight shorts or
> similar
> clothes i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what
> they're saying.
> Nelson Mandela - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).
> Pat Cash - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'slash' (to urinate).
> pictures of the queen - paper money, notes. Suggested by Dan Adams.e.g.
> "How
>
> do you want payin ?", "Pictures of the queen mate !".
> porridge wog - a rather un-PC term for a Scottish person.
> ragmans coat - untidy and very hairy vagina. e.g. "Yeah, she looks quite
> fit
>
> but I bet she's got one like a ragmans coat !"
> release a chocolate hostage - to defecate. Have heard this one from a few
> people. e.g. " I'm just nipping out to release a chocolate hostage".
> ri****ulous - a more extreme version of the word 'ridiculous'. Good for
> when
>
> you want to add more emphasis.
> salad dodger - an excellent phrase for an overweight person.
> skin chimney - excellent (but disgusting of course) term for vagina.
> spam fritter - Modern Rhyming Slang for '****ter' (anus). Similar to
> "Garry
> Glitter".
> Steve McQueen's - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'jeans'.
> swamp donkey - an unattractive woman. e.g. "Blimey, have you seen those
> swamp donkeys sitting in the corner !".
> tart fuel - similar to 'bitch [censored]', bottled alcopop's regularly drank by
> young women.
> tropical fish - Modern Rhyming Slang for '[censored]', pron. 'pish' (in a
> Scottish
>
> way?). An example of an abbreviated way of using it would be to say "I'm
> off
>
> for a tropie".
> Turkish bath - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'laugh'. e.g.
> "You're 'avin a Turkish mate !".
>
> up on blocks - having a period (menstruating). i.e. Out of action, a bit
> like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads,
> the missus is up on blocks".
> Wallace and Gromit - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
> wigger - a white man who is trying to act like a black man. Especially
> applied to a white rapper, i.e. Vanilla Ice.
> wind and kite - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'web site'.
> wizzards sleeve - a large (cavernous) vagina. I've had this suggested from
> a
>
> number of people and think it may be a creation of the 'Viz' comic
> (popular
> in the UK).
> Wyatt Earp - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'burp'.
> Wynona Ryder - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. Suggested by James
> Mellor.
> e.g. "Can I have a pint'a Wynola and half a Nelson".
> Brad Pitts - [censored]
> beer scooter - the ability to get home after a night out on the booze and
> not remember it. i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I
> must
>
> have caught the beer scooter".
> one in the departure lounge - to need to defecate imminently.
> aeroplane blond - one who has dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'!
> aeroplane skirt - a skirt with a very long slit up it that goes all the
> way
> up to the '****pit'.
> Pearl Harbour - cold (weather). This is one I have heard from a fair few
> people recently. An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out
> there!". Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air !
> badly packed kebab - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the 'vagina'.
> Britney Spears - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'beers'. e.g. "Give us a couple
> of
>
> Britney's will ya Doreen".
> Bruce Lee's - erect nipples (as in a pair of hard 'nips').
> Bum Gravy - This one speaks for itself ! You may get this after a dodgy
> curry.
> bunny boiler - an unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit
> boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction". e.g. "I don't like the look
> of
>
> her mate, could be a bunny boiler".
> council gritter - Modern Rhyming Slang for '****ter'. e.g. "Does she take
> it
>
> up the council ?".
> Donald Trump - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'dump' (defecate). e.g. "I'm just
> nipping out for a Donald".
> drink-link - a modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because
> it is common to visit one before going out on the booze !
> greyhound - a very short skirt. From the fact that a greyhound (on a
> racetrack) is close to the hare (hair). i.e. "Blimey look at the greyhound
> on that bird !".
> Jackson Pollock(s) - Modern Rhyming Slang for '[censored]' (testicles).
> e.g."He needs a good kick in the Jackson's".
> Johnny-no-stars - a young man of substandard intelligence, i.e. the
> typical
> adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' bit comes from
> the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear
> which show their level of training.
> kriptonite - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'web site'. One of the few terms
> I've
> heard for this.
> kungfu fighter - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'lighter'.
> Leo Sayer - an 'all-dayer' (drinking or a rave etc).
> Melvynn Bragg - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'fag' (cigarette).e.g. "Oi mate,
> can I scrounge a Melvynn off you?".
> mumblers - used when you spot an attractive girl in tight shorts or
> similar
> clothes i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what
> they're saying.
> Nelson Mandela - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).
> Pat Cash - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'slash' (to urinate).
> pictures of the queen - paper money, notes. Suggested by Dan Adams.e.g.
> "How
>
> do you want payin ?", "Pictures of the queen mate !".
> porridge wog - a rather un-PC term for a Scottish person.
> ragmans coat - untidy and very hairy vagina. e.g. "Yeah, she looks quite
> fit
>
> but I bet she's got one like a ragmans coat !"
> release a chocolate hostage - to defecate. Have heard this one from a few
> people. e.g. " I'm just nipping out to release a chocolate hostage".
> ri****ulous - a more extreme version of the word 'ridiculous'. Good for
> when
>
> you want to add more emphasis.
> salad dodger - an excellent phrase for an overweight person.
> skin chimney - excellent (but disgusting of course) term for vagina.
> spam fritter - Modern Rhyming Slang for '****ter' (anus). Similar to
> "Garry
> Glitter".
> Steve McQueen's - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'jeans'.
> swamp donkey - an unattractive woman. e.g. "Blimey, have you seen those
> swamp donkeys sitting in the corner !".
> tart fuel - similar to 'bitch [censored]', bottled alcopop's regularly drank by
> young women.
> tropical fish - Modern Rhyming Slang for '[censored]', pron. 'pish' (in a
> Scottish
>
> way?). An example of an abbreviated way of using it would be to say "I'm
> off
>
> for a tropie".
> Turkish bath - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'laugh'. e.g.
> "You're 'avin a Turkish mate !".
>
> up on blocks - having a period (menstruating). i.e. Out of action, a bit
> like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads,
> the missus is up on blocks".
> Wallace and Gromit - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
> wigger - a white man who is trying to act like a black man. Especially
> applied to a white rapper, i.e. Vanilla Ice.
> wind and kite - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'web site'.
> wizzards sleeve - a large (cavernous) vagina. I've had this suggested from
> a
>
> number of people and think it may be a creation of the 'Viz' comic
> (popular
> in the UK).
> Wyatt Earp - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'burp'.
> Wynona Ryder - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. Suggested by James
> Mellor.
> e.g. "Can I have a pint'a Wynola and half a Nelson".