danny_172
29-07-2002, 14:29
1. THE GHOST POO
The kind of poo where you feel it come out and you know you've done it, but
when you wipe there is nothing on the paper and there is no poo in the
toilet. Where did it go?
2. THE CLEAN POO
The sort of poo which is so smooth and streamlined that it virtually falls
out of your bottom. You can see poo in the toilet but there is nothing on
the toilet paper.
3. THE HOT TAR POO
The kind of poo where even after 50 wipes you are still getting staining on
the paper so you have to put some bog roll between your bum cheeks and in
your underwear to prevent skid marks.
4. THE SECOND THOUGHT POO
Just as you think you've finished your poo and have painfully wiped yourself
clean and pulled your pants to the knee, you realise there is still some
more poo to come out.
5. THE LINCOLN LOG POO
The kind of poo that's so huge you're afraid that it will not flush down the
toilet unless you break it up into little pieces with the bog brush. This
poo only happens when you are at somebody elses house.
6. THE SWEETCORN POO
Self explanatory
7. THE "I WISH I COULD POO" POO
You really feel as if you need to poo but every time you try, all you manage
is a couple of tiny farts.
8. THE SIDE BIRTH or THE BOO-HOO POO
This poo hurts so much that you swear it is coming out sideways -
your eyes water and you will probably needs stitches
9. THE FISHERMAN'S BOBBER OR FLOATING POO You do your poo and flush 2
times but there are still several golf-ball size pieces floating above the
water
10. THE SULTANA POO
This type of poo is really frustrating. You get yourself prepared
for
a "Side - Birth" and spend about half an hour sweating it out on the
bog, but all you manage in the end is a small plop resembling a
sultana
11. THE INSPIRATIONAL POO
This is when you have a revelation on the toilet. You're sitting on
the pan when suddenly a resolution to a problem or an
inspirational thought pops into your head. This is a rare poo which
only gifted people can do
12. THE NERVOUS POO
An all too familiar poo to many, these poos occur when you are in a nervous
state. An example could be when you are waiting for a job interview, this is
when the nervous-poo-bowel-movement kicks in. Nervous poos consist mainly
of farts.
The kind of poo where you feel it come out and you know you've done it, but
when you wipe there is nothing on the paper and there is no poo in the
toilet. Where did it go?
2. THE CLEAN POO
The sort of poo which is so smooth and streamlined that it virtually falls
out of your bottom. You can see poo in the toilet but there is nothing on
the toilet paper.
3. THE HOT TAR POO
The kind of poo where even after 50 wipes you are still getting staining on
the paper so you have to put some bog roll between your bum cheeks and in
your underwear to prevent skid marks.
4. THE SECOND THOUGHT POO
Just as you think you've finished your poo and have painfully wiped yourself
clean and pulled your pants to the knee, you realise there is still some
more poo to come out.
5. THE LINCOLN LOG POO
The kind of poo that's so huge you're afraid that it will not flush down the
toilet unless you break it up into little pieces with the bog brush. This
poo only happens when you are at somebody elses house.
6. THE SWEETCORN POO
Self explanatory
7. THE "I WISH I COULD POO" POO
You really feel as if you need to poo but every time you try, all you manage
is a couple of tiny farts.
8. THE SIDE BIRTH or THE BOO-HOO POO
This poo hurts so much that you swear it is coming out sideways -
your eyes water and you will probably needs stitches
9. THE FISHERMAN'S BOBBER OR FLOATING POO You do your poo and flush 2
times but there are still several golf-ball size pieces floating above the
water
10. THE SULTANA POO
This type of poo is really frustrating. You get yourself prepared
for
a "Side - Birth" and spend about half an hour sweating it out on the
bog, but all you manage in the end is a small plop resembling a
sultana
11. THE INSPIRATIONAL POO
This is when you have a revelation on the toilet. You're sitting on
the pan when suddenly a resolution to a problem or an
inspirational thought pops into your head. This is a rare poo which
only gifted people can do
12. THE NERVOUS POO
An all too familiar poo to many, these poos occur when you are in a nervous
state. An example could be when you are waiting for a job interview, this is
when the nervous-poo-bowel-movement kicks in. Nervous poos consist mainly
of farts.