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Once again lads, we have been requested to take the field in our normal attair for the ECHO Championship Trophy.
I hope you have all been training throughout the summer months, to keep your well honed bodies in trim. :-)
Talking of well honed bodies, mmmmmmmmmmmmm we have plans for a 2nd team taking part, but this will be of the female variety.
I have taken the liberty and appointed Ruth Lockwood as the Ladies team captain.
Im looking forward nice constructive ideas on this thread..... !!
Jimmy6bellies
06-09-2007, 22:09
Im looking forward nice constructive ideas on this thread..... !!
...what, so no jokes about the communial bath after? ;)
Markerfloat
07-09-2007, 08:09
That'll be Ruth 'chopper' Lockwood then :)
I volunteer as physio for the Ladies team
Brilliant, trust you to get the good job, i just hope the front row of the Royal Navy's Ladies Rugby team, are up to it ...........
They will be up for it OK, but only with themselves!!!!!
could make entertainng viewing though!! :)
When is the tournament and have you got a full team??
Allan up for offering my services
Ps can I chop Chilly again
I'm pretty awesome at both football and womanising, so I think I should be picked. :)
CEMEX Anglings very own Sue 'Thumper' Stringer should be in the team !
Jimmy6bellies
12-09-2007, 12:30
I would offer myself for the team but I'm not sure the Ladies would be able to concentrate when they saw my legs...LOL
jabber2252
12-09-2007, 19:14
Hi all
depending on the dates am available for any team looking for below average players. Was never picked first but was never picked last.
regards
Jabber
Details of ECHO AGM……………
Things are starting to take shape for ECHO’s AGM & Annual Celebrations.
Saturday 9th February 2008-Aldershot Military Stadium, Hampshire
Following on from the success of last years’ event, the celebrations will commence at 3pm with a 5 A-Side football tournament to win the prestigious ECHO Cup. The “ECHO Warriors” are very keen to retain their title, and with interest building across the trade over the last few weeks, it will be fascinating to see who will be brave enough to enter a team to challenge them!!
The official AGM will commence at 6pm, followed at 7pm by a beer & curry evening with a very special guest speaker……..Entrance to the bar from 7pm onwards will be restricted to 120 people, and will be offered on a ticket only basis (ECHO members first) at a price of £10……more details to follow asap……
Anyone interested in entering a team for the ECHO Cup should call Steve Fantauzzi on 01252 861955 (Thurs-Sat)
Hi Ruth,
put the DHP team down again.
Ta
Garth
Hi Ruth,
put the DHP team down again.
Ta
Garth
Why bother?! :wave: :wave:
Allan up for offering my services
Ps can I chop Chilly again
Dean....im playing so i look forward to chasing you all around the pitch fella..LOL
Dean....im playing so i look forward to chasing you all around the pitch fella..LOL
I will wear a red hankie which represents - Best not say :)
Dearest Mr Gray
Mr King, Mr Fantauzzi & I are seriously concerned that your level of fitness may not be up to the rigours of actually playing football. Playing is nothing like being a long haired, beer swilling spectator you know.
May we respectfully suggest that you consider a lengthy training schedule before even attempting to chase Dean around the park, let alone kicking a ball at the same time.
Kindest regards
Ruth YAC
PS-If you are still insisting on playing, please let me know soonest as I will have to send all my staff off to resussitation classes for you x x
Dearest Mr Gray
Mr King, Mr Fantauzzi & I are seriously concerned that your level of fitness may not be up to the rigours of actually playing football. Playing is nothing like being a long haired, beer swilling spectator you know.
May we respectfully suggest that you consider a lengthy training schedule before even attempting to chase Dean around the park, let alone kicking a ball at the same time.
Kindest regards
Ruth YAC
PS-If you are still insisting on playing, please let me know soonest as I will have to send all my staff off to resussitation classes for you x x
LOL thats just evil
PMSL.....im going to kill her!!!!LOL
But i am guessing there is an element of truth there :D
G
PMSL.....im going to kill her!!!!LOL
You gotta catch her first. blond hair, bright red face and dribbling is not a very fetching look mate :)
il have you know.......bowled out 2 scab postman at a cricket match recently.....i am not only Shane warne.....but Robbie Savage too...LOL
You gotta catch her first. blond hair, bright red face and dribbling is not a very fetching look mate :)
Are you talking about Ruth or Thicky?
ECHO Cup 2008
Cost of entry to play £5 to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Stoney.....Manager, Coach, Captain, Masseur, Kit Dresser & Tea Maker
Slug
Chris 63
Deanor
Kevin West
Jim
Jamie
Hippy g/k
Daymon g/k
Mike Lyddon
Smarts
ECHO Cup 2008
Cost of entry to play £5 to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Stoney.....Manager, Coach, Captain, Masseur, Kit Dresser & Tea Maker
Slug
Chris 63
Deanor
Kevin West
Jim
Jamie
Hippy g/k
Daymon g/k
Mike Lyddon
Smarts
allan stick me down to do the photos and video again.
ECHO Cup 2008
Cost of entry to play £5 to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Stoney.....Manager, Coach, Captain, Masseur, Kit Dresser & Tea Maker
Alan W.....Cameraman, Videoman, TV Man & Voyeur
Slug
Chris 63
Deanor
Kevin West
Jim
Jamie
Hippy g/k
Daymon g/k
Mike Lyddon
Smarts
We appear to have our Ladies Team sorted out already.
Update on teams
ECHO Cup 2008
Cost of entry to play £5 to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Stoney.....Manager, Coach, Captain, Masseur, Kit Dresser & Tea Maker
Alan W.....Cameraman, Videoman, TV Man & Voyeur
Slug
Chris 63
Deanor
Kevin West
Jim
Jamie
Hippy g/k
Daymon g/k
Mike Lyddon
Smarts
Little Al
MikeLyddon053698
20-11-2007, 18:56
Now there's a line up to get the talent scouts moist :p
Eh up Boxy,
Why bother you ask.........?
It was such a close final last year. Penalty shoot out at the end between ECHO and the DHP team. Steve Mogford pulled off a stunning save to clinch the win for ECHO.
We're looking to equal the score card this year by winning.......
Cashy
Tenner says the nurses run you close.
For a start I shouldnt be hobbling around. I am there to chop and nothing else, maybe pop in with the odd thunderbolt
I'll be there, cant divulge who for just yet though.........
Update on teams
ECHO Cup 2008
Cost of entry to play £5 to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Stoney.....Manager, Coach, Captain, Masseur, Kit Dresser & Tea Maker....Paid
Alan W.....Cameraman, Videoman, TV Man & Voyeur
Slug
Chris 63
Deanor
Kevin West
Jim....................Paid
Jamie.................Paid
Hippy g/k
Daymon g/k
Mike Lyddon
Smarts
Little Al
Flipper_al
26-11-2007, 17:34
Can i be AlanW's camera bitch.....?
Update on teams
ECHO Cup 2008
Cost of entry to play £5 to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Stoney.....Manager, Coach, Captain, Masseur, Kit Dresser & Tea Maker....Paid
Alan W.....Cameraman, Videoman, TV Man & Voyeur & too old to play
Slug
Chris 63
Deanor
Kevin West
Jim....................Paid
Jamie.................Paid
Hippy g/k
Daymon g/k
Mike Lyddon
Smarts
Little Al
Flipper Al
By the look of it we will be fielding 3 or 4 teams We have a one ladies team already, another in the making, just need a couple of extra ladies to come forward, and thats them sorted.
Any ideas Ladies !!!
Stoney ok to pay the monies on the day?
Wheres Boxys name or is he whoring himself out for DHP!
Stoney ok to pay the monies on the day?
Wheres Boxys name or is he whoring himself out for DHP!
Prefer to have cheque sent please, as i have to register 4 teams + subs, works out about a 32 male / female squad.
I'd have Boxy anytime !!!!
Stoney
Can you mail me your address fella
Dannyboy1978
28-11-2007, 13:43
Are you needing any players for this event?
I will be there playing but cant say who for just yet!! ;-)
Play for charity you tart!
I will be fella! LOL!
Shhhhhh cant say anymore, im contracted to silence
echoing dannys post are any sides in need of players?im always up for a good knockabout especially for a good cause
I will be fella! LOL!
Shhhhhh cant say anymore, im contracted to silence
Boxy
Would you care to reconsider, as we are fielding 4 teams under the "Stoney & Friends" banner, thats 24 players and then all the subs, all taking lumps out of you,!!!!!!!, and i perish to think what the girlies will do to you. ;-0
i take it then that you are not in need of any more players
Boxy
Would you care to reconsider, as we are fielding 4 teams under the "Stoney & Friends" banner, thats 24 players and then all the subs, all taking lumps out of you,!!!!!!!, and i perish to think what the girlies will do to you. ;-0
Ha ha! Girlies can bring it on, as for chopper Dean, well I have seen scarier looking daffodils!
Ha ha! Girlies can bring it on, as for chopper Dean, well I have seen scarier looking daffodils!
Chilly didnt say that last year after I raked his shins. Stoney said get sent off, so I did
CRUNCH
Chilly didnt say that last year after I raked his shins. Stoney said get sent off, so I did
CRUNCH
Chilly, blimey pick on someone your own age group!
Chilly, blimey pick on someone your own age group!
Are you flirting with me Wayne. Talk about blatant, You hussy you!
Update on teams
ECHO Cup 2008
Sat 9th Feb 2008 1500hrs Aldershot Military Stadium.
Cost of entry to play £5 to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Stoney.....Manager, Coach, Captain, Masseur, Kit Dresser & Tea Maker....Paid
Alan W.....Cameraman, Videoman, TV Man & Voyeur & too old to play
Slug
Chris 63
Deanor
Kevin West
Jim....................Paid
Jamie.................Paid
Hippy g/k
Daymon g/k
Mike Lyddon
Smarts
Little Al
Flipper Al
Foxey
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Looks like we have our 4 teams now to take up the challenge.
We will now have a list of reserves in case of any injuries that may take place, we know Dean, often has trouble with his farmers, in fact i too may be on the longterm injury list.
Then we also have the first-timers,!!!!!! now they may drop out at the very last minute. when they find out what is asked of them in our dressing room ritual......;-)
Any one still interested..................
count me in stoney i played semi pro any good?
can you pm me a address and how much mate or could pay you on sunday at show im 41 now but got a good brain lol
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Update on teams
ECHO Cup 2008
Sat 9th Feb 2008 1500hrs Aldershot Military Stadium.
Cost of entry to play £5 to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Stoney.....Manager, Coach, Captain, Masseur, Kit Dresser & Tea Maker....Paid
Alan W.....Cameraman, Videoman, TV Man & Voyeur & too old to play
Slug
Chris 63
Deanor
Kevin West
Jim....................Paid
Jamie.................Paid
Hippy g/k
Daymon g/k
Mike Lyddon
Smarts
Little Al
Flipper Al
Foxey
We need 3 more players to make up our quota for 2 Male teams, also i need the entry fee of £5 from each player, to register the team by 1 Jan.
Update on teams
ECHO Cup 2008
Sat 9th Feb 2008 1500hrs Aldershot Military Stadium.
Cost of entry to play £5 to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Stoney.....Manager, Coach, Captain, Masseur, Kit Dresser & Tea Maker....Paid
Alan W.....Cameraman, Videoman, TV Man & Voyeur & too old to play
Slug..................Paid
Chris 63
Deanor
Kevin West
Jim....................Paid
Jamie.................Paid
Hippy g/k
Daymon g/k
Mike Lyddon
Smarts
Little Al
Flipper Al
Foxey
We need 3 more players to make up our quota for 2 Male teams, also i need the entry fee of £5 from each player, to register the team by 1 Jan.
ECHO Cup 2008
Sat 9th Feb 2008 1500hrs Aldershot Military Stadium.
Cost of entry to play £5 to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Stoney.....Manager, Coach, Captain, Masseur, Kit Dresser & Tea Maker....Paid
Alan W.....Cameraman, Videoman, TV Man & Voyeur & too old to play
Slug..................Paid
Chris 63.............Paid
Deanor..............Paid
Kevin West
Jim....................Paid
Jamie.................Paid
Hippy g/k...........Paid
Daymon g/k........Paid
Mike Lyddon.......Paid
Smarts..............Paid
Little Al.............Paid
Foxey...............
Potty...............Paid
Helen...............Paid
Blue Cole..........
We need the entry fee of £5 from each player, to register the team by 1 Jan.
We have now registered 3 Teams......Stoney's Tarts, Stoney's Miss-fits & Stoney's Nurses.
Let battle commence.
MikeLyddon053698
01-01-2008, 19:37
Allan old bean, I think I am going to have to pull out :( the cartilage in my knee has gone and I am going into hospital on 31st Jan for a bit of a prod and a poke about, with a view to having it operated on.
Hopefully you will be able to replace me (shouldnt be too difficult, I'm crap). Will still be there though (driving permitted) and cheering/heckling from the sidelines, and may even be able to hobble on at half-time with the oranges :)
Orange will surely clash with you hair
MikeLyddon053698
02-01-2008, 10:41
Orange will surely clash with you hair
What hair....its all gone mate. New Year, New Me.......shaved head and no beard :)
What hair....its all gone mate. New Year, New Me.......shaved head and no beard :)
LOL, ASL?
MikeLyddon053698
02-01-2008, 12:41
LOL, ASL?
Whats ASL?
And before you ask Dean, no I didnt get my back, sack and crack done for you :p
Whats ASL?
And before you ask Dean, no I didnt get my back, sack and crack done for you :p
I do have some Realtree Gaffa Tape if you need it, just to support your leg, of course, so we can reel you out at half-time, with a handful of fruit . ..... ;-)
MikeLyddon053698
04-01-2008, 08:57
I do have some Realtree Gaffa Tape if you need it, just to support your leg, of course, so we can reel you out at half-time, with a handful of fruit . ..... ;-)
Phew, I wondered where that omment was going for a minute....I thought you were offering to use it to wax my B.S.C. :norty:
Just to let everyone taking part, one of our supporters, Lifesigns Group will be supplying an Ambulance and Medic.
Please see www.medicallifesigns.co.uk or www.lifesignsgroup.co.uk
pottsville
10-01-2008, 18:51
Stoney if you find yourself short of a player let me know, i am still playing so that might give you someone who can actually run !
Are you implying something dearest Duncan !!!!!
pottsville
10-01-2008, 20:18
Yes ur all unfit lol
I hoped you would take the bait, and finally come out of retirement, i just hope the other teams do not find out about your pedigree.
Yes, very much, nice to have a few Pro's in the team, mind you the Paddington area will be a tad quiet that night ......
So are we going to have one of the teams a strong side
Would be good to take the cup off ECHO and your boys hold aloft the trophy
training at mo twice a week will be good fun
training at mo twice a week will be good fun
Likewise, I've been training, walking to the car both to and from work for leg excercises and lifting beer cans for arm excercises, I'm gonna be well fit for this come February. :)
MikeLyddon053698
11-01-2008, 20:31
I'm gonna be well fit for this come February. :)
In Dean's eyes, you're well fit already :D
Says who, Its common knowledge that Jims a hippocrocapig, I wouldnt touch that
Funny that no one has noticed we are fielding a 6 a side team in a 5 a side competition. ????
MikeLyddon053698
14-01-2008, 12:35
Funny that no one has noticed we are fielding a 6 a side team in a 5 a side competition. ????
SIX.....is that all? Didn't we have EIGHT on the pitch at one point last year :D
I think nine was closer, and it was the only game we won. !!! strange that.
MikeLyddon053698
14-01-2008, 12:46
LOL, we were pretty good weren't we :D
And we looked a million dollars too
MikeLyddon053698
14-01-2008, 12:50
What....all green and wrinkled :D
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ECHO Cup 2008
Sat 9th Feb 2008 1500hrs Aldershot Military Stadium.
Cost of entry to play £5 to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Stoney.....Manager, Coach, Captain, Masseur, Kit Dresser & Tea Maker....Paid
Alan W.....Cameraman, Videoman, TV Man & Voyeur & too old to play
Slug..................Paid
Chris 63.............Paid
Deanor..............Paid
Jim...................Paid
Jamie................Paid
Hippy g/k...........Paid
Daymon g/k........Paid
Mike Lyddon.......Paid
Smarts..............Paid
Little Al.............Paid
Potty...............Paid
Helen...............Paid
Foxy.............
Blue Cole..........
Kevin West......
Pottsvile.........
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"See ya soon" Stoney www.stoneyandfriends.org.uk
So who from the list is staying for the ECHO Celebrations, and have you got your ticket yet ?
ECHO AGM is members only, but you can join on the night.
I will talk to myself in the meantime. Me, Tug, Hippy, Jim, Jamie and AlanW.
Spoke to Ruth earlier, Add me to that
ECHO Cup 2008
Sat 9th Feb 2008 1500hrs Aldershot Military Stadium.
Cost of entry to play £5 to Macmillan Cancer Support.
Stoney.....Manager, Coach, Captain, Masseur, Kit Dresser & Tea Maker....Paid
Alan W.....Cameraman, Videoman, TV Man & Voyeur & too old to play
Slug..................Paid........Meal & Celebrations
Jim...................Paid...........as above
Jamie................Paid...........as above
Little Al.............Paid...........as above
Mike Lyddon.......Paid..........as above
Deanor..............Paid..........as above
Hippy g/k...........Paid
Helen................Paid
Daymon g/k........Paid
Chris 63.............Paid
Smarts..............Paid
Potty................Paid
Foxy.................Paid
Pottsvile............Paid
Blue Cole..........
Kevin West......
hows the training going lads???????? how many teams are there and is it a league basis
Been gyming it regulary. Again tonight. Lets just hope I stay injury free
Pass as to what the teams are
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Tickets are now selling pretty fast, so if you were thinking of coming to the ECHO AGM & Celebrations in the evening, and you haven't got a ticket yet, give me a call 01252 861955 or drop into YAC and sort one asap.
Please note: the ECHO Charity Cup in aid of Stoney & Friends (Macmillan Cancer Support) will start at 3pm and be played at the hockey pitches at the rear of Aldershot Military Stadium. SPECTATORS ARE MOST WELCOME (free entrance & parking) and refreshments/toilets will be available.
Teams include:
Thinking Anglers, DHP, Carp-Forums, Aldershot Garrison, Yateley All Stars, Stoney's Tarts, Stoney's Misfits, Stoney's Nurses and the defending champions....ECHO Warriors!!
The Captain of the ECHO Warriors has also stepped in at the last minute to present the slide-show that follows the AGM, showing maximum effort for ECHO from this months Carpworld cover star, Stevie Mogford. He's even blagged all the raffle prizes this year.........one of life's diamond geezers!
`
So, it's SAT FEB 9TH........ALDERSHOT MILITARY STADIUM, QUEENS AVE....FOOTBALL FROM 3PM.........EVENING EVENT TICKET ONLY (£10 INCL MEAL) FROM 6-12PM......
Hope to see you there.
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www.echocarp.co.uk
MikeLyddon053698
22-01-2008, 11:06
Hmmm, starting at 3pm....could cause problems as I think there might be a few people working/visiting down the road at the Thorpe Park/Farnborough Airport tackle thing that day :(
Do not worry Mr Weasel, i have arranged cover on the Stoney / ECHO stand from 1300 hrs.
MikeLyddon053698
22-01-2008, 19:01
Cool, well done Dad :D
pottsville
25-01-2008, 11:58
Am currently injury free fort a change so well up for knocking those ECHO nboys off their ivory tower !
watch out for the hard tackling goal scoring Pottsville storming through the mid field
right chaps what time will you lot be there and isit on grass
Its on astoturf, only trainers to be worn......... i bet i know whats coming next
MikeLyddon053698
27-01-2008, 20:45
Its on astoturf, only trainers to be worn......... i bet i know whats coming next
What........no trousers :D
Aiming to get there 2ish for the warm up
:)
c u there a 2 dean got a few people coming to watch
Can you just turn up to watch this thing? Was thinking about wandering over after the Farnborough Airport thing
Nice one - I'll be there:)
StealthyStalker
30-01-2008, 13:07
id like to go but sir alex said im not allowed to play outside of man united! :)
will it be bar be open as few people are going to watch
Yes the bar will be open.
ECHO CUP 2008
Saturday February 9th 2008
As team captain it is also your duty to ensure that all players are aware of the rules, by allowing a player to take part, the captain is confirming that a player has been shown these rules and that the player shall abide by them.
Main Rules:
- Event will kick off at 3pm
- Maximum of 8 players per squad (five on the pitch).
- Unlimited subs.
- Three points shall be awarded for a win and one point for a draw.
- If a ball crosses the side line or it hits the fence above a kick board, a throw in is awarded to the opposing team.
- To return the ball into play the player must deliver the ball underarm and under knee height. The ball must go in a horizontal or downward direction.
- A foul throw shall be called if the ball reaches above knee height or is not underarm.
- If a ball crosses the goal line by the opposition where it is not a goal, a corner kick shall awarded.
- A corner kick is taken in accordance with the normal rules of the game.
- The opposition must be a minimum of 1m from a throw in or a corner kick.
- There is no offside. Players may place themselves in any part of the playing area without any restriction.
- When a player is taking a free kick, the opposition shall be a minimum distance of 1m from the ball until it is in play.
- All free kicks that happen around the penalty area must be a minimum distance of 1m from the goal area.
- A penalty kick shall be taken from the penalty mark or from the edge of the area directly in line with the centre of the goal.
- No player can enter the area until the penalty kick has been taken.
There are no restrictions on players entering the goal areas.
- Attackers and defenders may enter the goal area and play the ball
THE GOAL KEEPER
- The goal keeper is allowed out of his goal area. Once he has crossed onto the outfield, he shall be treated as normal player.
- The goal keeper cannot take the ball back into his area from the outfield.
- To return the ball within the area the goal keeper must deliver the ball via a throw. The ball must be thrown underarm and under knee height in a horizontal or downward direction.
- If a goal keeper passes the ball to his own player the ball must be played to another player before it can be returned into the area for the goal keeper to pick up.
- Penalty for infringements of above is a free kick to the opposition 1m from the goal area.
PLAYERS EQUIPMENT
- All players are advised to wear shin pads.
- Footwear is restricted to astro turf boots or trainers. Blades, football studs or moulded studs are not permitted. Failure to wear the appropriate footwear may result in that player being excluded from play.
Mr Stone I don't believe the bar is open til 6pm mate, after our meeting up there the other week to organise things !!
I believe there will be tea and coffee available for the afternoon or its a "self satisfaction" kind of thing !!
Sponge Monki
Yes my dearest "Minki of the Gold", you are so right. my humble apologies.
Maybe you would be quite happy to give a demonstration of the"self-satisfaction" kind of thing !!
I shall do my best though my hip is playing up a bit and the ferrets get grouchy !!!! :confused:
well just going out for me last 3 hour 5 side before the big games next saturday cant wait will be great laugh
Due to a Military Exercise, one of our teams is low on players, almost non-existant, if you happen to be going to the ECHO Charity Cup competion, bring your kit, you may well get a game,
PS: We have plenty of Goalkeepers.
Do we need to sit an exam to remember all the rules! LOL
See y'all tomorrow....
Cashy
Cash, make you right , seems like complete opposite from last years rules, never mind all the yellow cards make us more money ....
stoney are any yellow card fines paid on the day?if so best bring my chequebook i reckon
LOL,
If / when I get (picked on) and sent off, how long would a sent off player stay on the side-lines?
Cash
Oh yes on the day, Nat West are bolting an ATM to the fence as we speak.!!!
LOL,
If / when I get (picked on) and sent off, how long would a sent off player stay on the side-lines?
Cash
Depends how much is in your wallet
Well the big days here and my training went well.....out last night drinking in a wine bar Yah till the wee hours then hit the Jack Daniels and ice.....my head hurts and my bodys killing me.....just been told we are playing the army team first who are mega fit geezers......oh dear....poor olde Thicky!LOL
Jack Daniels and ice.....
ICE??????????? thicky you have let the team down. lol
think i know the feeling thicky,im hoping to sort it out with my pre match meal in burger king :nuts:
see you chaps there will be there about 1.30
It starts at 3pm you donut!!!!!!!
You may well have a long wait
steady tiger now leaving at 2 lol
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