Carpchasser
26-07-2002, 11:55
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day. carrying
> >> bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of
> >> the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
> >>
> >> After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her
> >> into the president's office (the customer is always right!)
> >>
> >> The bank president then asked her how much she would like to
> >> deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag
> >> onto his desk.
> >>
> >> The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this
> >> cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much
> >> cash around. "Where did you get this money?"
> >>
> >> The old lady replied, "I make bets."
> >>
> >> The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
> >>
> >> The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that
> >> your balls are square."
> >>
> >> "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win
> >>
> >> that kind of bet!"
> >>
> >> The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
> >>
> >> "Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not
> >> square!"
> >>
> >> The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of
> >> money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM
> >> as a witness?"
> >>
> >> "Sure!" replied the confident president.
> >>
> >> That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a
> >>
> >> long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side
> >> to side, again and again.
> >>
> >> He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was
> >> absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the
> >> bet.
> >>
> >> The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady
> >> appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced
> >> the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the
> >> president's balls are square!"
> >>
> >> The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him
> >> to drop his pants so they could all see. The president did. The
> >> little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she
> >> could feel them.
> >>
> >> "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I
> >> guess you should be absolutely sure."
> >>
> >> Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head
> >> against the wall. The President asked the old lady, "What the hell's
> >> the matter with your lawyer?"
> >>
> >> She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 AM
> >> today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."
> >> bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of
> >> the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"
> >>
> >> After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her
> >> into the president's office (the customer is always right!)
> >>
> >> The bank president then asked her how much she would like to
> >> deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag
> >> onto his desk.
> >>
> >> The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this
> >> cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much
> >> cash around. "Where did you get this money?"
> >>
> >> The old lady replied, "I make bets."
> >>
> >> The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
> >>
> >> The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that
> >> your balls are square."
> >>
> >> "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win
> >>
> >> that kind of bet!"
> >>
> >> The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
> >>
> >> "Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not
> >> square!"
> >>
> >> The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of
> >> money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM
> >> as a witness?"
> >>
> >> "Sure!" replied the confident president.
> >>
> >> That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a
> >>
> >> long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side
> >> to side, again and again.
> >>
> >> He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was
> >> absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the
> >> bet.
> >>
> >> The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady
> >> appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced
> >> the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the
> >> president's balls are square!"
> >>
> >> The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him
> >> to drop his pants so they could all see. The president did. The
> >> little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she
> >> could feel them.
> >>
> >> "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I
> >> guess you should be absolutely sure."
> >>
> >> Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head
> >> against the wall. The President asked the old lady, "What the hell's
> >> the matter with your lawyer?"
> >>
> >> She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 AM
> >> today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."