Tall Stories On The Bank.

[Carpchasser]

DO you ever get talking to complete dicks on the bank.

Bumped into this guy a couple of years ago.

He told me that since meeting his wife he stopped drinking, and that he used to spend 50 quid every night on booze.

My mate said to him - so that's 350 quid a week on booze that you spend.

His reply - no not that much in a week!!!!!!!!

[Jutslut]

met a guy once - yes he was a little worse for wear. told me that he'd been involved in head on crash in a jensen interceptor back in the 70's - judging by his face it was quite possible, told me he was about to get a 2million squid pay off from the insurance company, so was quite elated in anticipation. Anyway the bloke recond he owned a company that supplied 24 carrat gold floor tiles to hotels (no i'd no idea there was a lot of call for these either) anyway the crux was that they retailed at about 700 quid each and he'd sell them to me for 80p a go cos of the fact that i was such a nice geezer, had to agree to meet him the next day down the pub just to get rid of him.......NUTTER

[mark1]

Whilst fishing Sunday, I met a man who claimed to have fished in exactly the same spot as me the week before and pulled out 12 Carp to 40lb in a 6 hour session.

Whats that smell?

Is it pIgs?

Know it smells like Cows?

Now I know it's BULLS--T !!!!