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carper
16-07-2002, 11:13
No contest really ! ! !

Cam
16-07-2002, 11:15
Agreed.
Southerners all the way!! /forum/images/icons/smile.gif

fishydave
16-07-2002, 11:18
Southerners rule.

carper
16-07-2002, 11:24
I think its so nice of you southern chaps to let us invade and plunder all your fish, but then again these southern waters are soooo easy compared to those mega hard northern waters.

fishydave
16-07-2002, 11:26
thats because all the decent waters are down south pal!!!

Garth
16-07-2002, 11:46
Be careful lads I will delete this thread and ban you all - LOL

Northeners win everytime!

Smarts
16-07-2002, 11:48
Isn't it obvious?.....No one wants to live in the wasteland of the freezing North....even the bl**dy fish!! I mean, you'd think that water was water.......so it must be the company...Ha..Ha!!/forum/images/icons/wink.gif

I have to say that I can't believe the distance some of you guys travel to fish....utter commitment.
If I lived oop norf I'd stick to playing 'Pull a Pig' instead....far easier than it is here.

Bovis
16-07-2002, 11:59
Post deleted by Hippy

G_CHILD
16-07-2002, 12:08
he bove u northern swine..dont even try it matey. get back to your coal mine ! but he speaks the truth, cambridge birds are so dull, not an ounce of life in em, stuck up there own [censored] cuz they wont let anyone else near it /forum/images/icons/smile.gif either that or as the growing trend now seems to be (and this mught be the same up north) half of them seem determined to have a kid by the time there 18, yes well done u can have your council house now and live off of the state for the next 15 years.
but back to the question, u northerners..i spit on u, tee hee hee he ha ha ha aha ha ha

G

stone28
16-07-2002, 12:10
nah the reason the good waters are down sarf are that we spent money to stock them, up north they are to tight to do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stone28
16-07-2002, 12:14
cambridge is up north

apart from that the northerns must have some sence as they dont pay the stupid prices on houses and everything else that they boost up down here for us southerns

carper
16-07-2002, 12:17
"pull a pig" I dont know you southerners have some funny saying dont you? dont talk to us northerners about weather, we`re well used to it mate, we carry on fishing when the flame on the coleman freezes, oh and still dont catch anything by the way.

carper
16-07-2002, 12:27
Stone

Yes mate, you stock them, we catch them, a cunning plan dont you think?. By the way everyone knows Cambridge is down south. LOL

SIMONH
16-07-2002, 12:32
LOL, LOL G! Tink it must be a growing national trend! up the duff and rakin in the benefits!!
I was in your neck of the woods at the weekend, too many students for my liking! didn't seem like such a bad place...very similar to norwich...yeah on second thoughts, i see what you mean!

On the northerner v southerner question where abouts are we putting the north south devide! 2 miles north of watford?

Bovis
16-07-2002, 12:36
"apart from that the northerns must have some sence as they dont pay the stupid prices on houses and everything else that they boost up down here for us southerns" Obviously - thats why northeners must spend thousands on fuel to travel and try and catch our fish...

G_CHILD
16-07-2002, 12:41
thus causing congestion on the roads, leading to accidents, my god u northern sausage jockeys have got alot to answer for..by me reckoning u must be to blame for 80% of all pile ups down south, to engrosed in your bread n dripping no doubt, oh and how exactly do u manafacture from start to finish "yorkshire tea" ha ha is it possible ??

G

stone28
16-07-2002, 12:43
good point bovis apart from fuel up there is nearly 10p a litre cheaper! so they can still afford cheap houses and stil drive down here and TRY and catch our fish

carper
16-07-2002, 12:54
G.

can`t stop laughing, that really was very funny....anyone know where our spokesman`s gone, must be in the bunkers....yeah thats what you plunder of ours "yorkshire tea" and we want it back now, dont tell me you guys never eat our famous pudding with your Sunday dinner...c`mon dont deny it.

G_CHILD
16-07-2002, 13:03
I'm more than happy to yam some Aunt Bessies york pud, and i would walk up those cobbled streets to get to that loaf of Hovis, but never willl i u hear me say " i drink yorkshire tea now days "

G

Garth
16-07-2002, 13:13
Aye lads, the teas grand up north! Mushy peas, hmmm, black puddin hmmmmmm, aye lads the scran tasty too!

No ridiculous house prices, more women (Go to Nottingham), no woman with gold all over them and sovereign rings on, cleaner water, no beggers, no tubes, cleaner air, friendlier people, better beer, the list goes onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Mind you, I think I must have made a technical mistake somewhere along the lines as I now reside on the 'West Side' of London, in a place commenly referred to as the 'An*s of the Earth'!

Mr Welch has a lot to answer for! LOL /forum/images/icons/wink.gif

carper
16-07-2002, 13:16
Hooray, here comes the cavalry, give it em both barrels Garth ! ! !

G_CHILD
16-07-2002, 13:24
no beggers ? cleaner air ? friendler people (begins to choke) ? better beer ? Garth i am not convinced by your list of wondeful things about being up north at all
last time i went up north to sheffield all i saw was crack heads, beggers, smog, northerners !!!! and black pudding. but u have got some bangin hard house nites at some clubs.

G

fishydave
16-07-2002, 13:36
As well the further north you go, the accents start getting a bit funny!!!

Smarts
16-07-2002, 13:52
Alas, Nottingham is full of women all right....but they're all fat & ugly bloaters........visit the Stag and Hen venues for serious totty......but bear in mind that they travelled to be there from somewhere else!!

(Few nice ladies in Conrads though.../forum/images/icons/wink.gif.....Still missing you Miss America....ha...ha...ha....demented chuckling....drool...drool..)

Garth
16-07-2002, 14:00
More individual Dave!

Not one to argue with you Mr Child, but I resided in the Steel City for 4 years whilst studying to be a drunk. The northeners are there, but not sure about the rest!

No lets talk about the south. I come out from the tube station, get asked for my ticket, money and a cigerette before my left foot passes my right. Now granted you have much finer angling down here, but is that really compensation for paying £500 a month in rent, with little chance of being able to buy? There are more bleedin aussies, than in sydney, and I feel like a minority in my own capital city some days. Beer prices, dont get me started /forum/images/icons/wink.gif

I like a bit of North/South banter, as we always win /forum/images/icons/wink.gif LOL

Northern Monkey

G_CHILD
16-07-2002, 14:06
hey being harassed in the tube station is part of the culture, if u come across a begger with a mouth organ tell him you'll give him a quid if he plays (in fiull) the national anthem, after he has attempted this inform him that the ending to the first verse was slightly out and demand he plays it again whilst wafting a bright shiney pound under his nose..not that i would ever do such a thing (his names stig and he resides at piccadily )

G

carper
16-07-2002, 14:16
Ah Sheffield, my birth place, Im getting all emotional thinking about it, (cough cough), but at least they have one half decent football team (honest), thats another thing ive noticed down here, people keep changing the football team they support, depending on who`s doing well, very strange.

Garth
16-07-2002, 14:21
More Man U fans in London, than in Manchester!

Cmon Derby!

rhornegold
16-07-2002, 14:40
And the Northern Lads work Harder! ! !!!!!!
Play Harder ! ! !!!!!
And Drink Harder! ! !!!!!

Garth
16-07-2002, 14:43
Good boy Bob, will PM you later mate!

G_CHILD
16-07-2002, 14:52
ok u can have a round of applause for working harder
but the drinking and playing ..hmmmm i would be more than willing in a court of law to dispute that..feel free to take mygoodself on at the social, whats that i hear in the distance some northerner asking for a mullering down T pub. /forum/images/icons/smile.gif

G

Garth
16-07-2002, 15:33
LOL, I am sure we will have a few quiet one G, but shandies dont count. Just had to laugh, because my mate back in Derby just text me and called me a shandy drinking southern softie - AARRRGGGHHH identity crisis, never Northern through and through!

Ill bring you some nice black pudding and some mushy peas for the social G, oh and some Yorkshire Tea!

stone28
16-07-2002, 15:36
thats true the northern lot to drink and smoke more mainly to get over being a northerner!!! (ouch took me 5minutes to think that one up) thats why the southerns get more dosh to pay for the ill health up north!! all those deep fryed mars bars
asfor one good team in shefield you do mean united dont you as yesterday are going,going gone
up the hornets
up the gunners
up the south

G_CHILD
16-07-2002, 15:44
Garth i didnt know u were a secret shandy drinker..BASS a real mans drink. noooooo not the black puddin, another classic example of northern intelligance, can u picture the scene.
a northern famaily sittin round the dinner table..wife asks "wot do u fancy for dinner tonite dearest husband.".husband replys, ohhh i'm sick of that hovis and animal fat concocion u keep cooking up...lets have hardened animals blood instead ????? weirdo's

G

stone28
16-07-2002, 15:59
bring back slavery
oh s##t sorry wrong battle!
and we lost that one!

planky
16-07-2002, 17:33
< bursts into his bestest singing voice....
'From the mine
To the pub
Get really plastered
Go back home and beat your wife
You dirty northern hmmmmmmm

Nothing more to say!!!!!

Big_Rik
16-07-2002, 18:52
even your women have to come down here to get a decent seeing to.
I took pity on mine as she looked as though she'd just left t'pit face.

Donc
17-07-2002, 09:17
I have often wondered why there are so many people from the North living in the South when they obviously prefer the North. The only logical reason I have come up with is that companies want the most intelligent people to work for them so they have to look to the North of England 'cos southerners are just toooooooooooooooooooo stupid.

stone28
17-07-2002, 10:03
nah cheap labour!

Donc
17-07-2002, 10:08
You haven't seen my salary

Donc
17-07-2002, 10:11
Says something about you if the only woman you can get looks like that. The reason they come down here for a decent seeing to is 'cos us Northern blokes have moved down here, nothing to do with you weedy southern lightweights.

Garth
17-07-2002, 10:25
Good boy Donc - LOL

carper
17-07-2002, 10:26
Below is an extensive list of good things to come out of the south.
1. Excellent fishing, (keep stocking those lakes boys)
2. The train back up north.
3.
4.
5.

er, can`t think of anything else just yet.

macc_lad
17-07-2002, 12:23
southern anthem!

i go out drink arf a pint, i get really plastered,
i'm a waste of ******* space,
i'm a soft southern *******.

and we've got chips and gravy. NO CONTEST !!

scaley
17-07-2002, 12:52
Personally i don't have a problem with Northerners.........
wouldn't invite one into my house though..(not without hiding all my silver wear !!!!!)

Dirty Northern Scum Bags....lol,lol,lol,

Scaley..

Garth
17-07-2002, 13:10
Double Hard Northern B*strads you mean - LOL

macc_lad
17-07-2002, 13:18
just to expand this a bit where is the north/south line and is there an area of no mans land (like birmingham) in between.

Garth
17-07-2002, 13:19
Isnt it Watford Gap, thats what I have always been told, by the southern softies!

Jutslut
17-07-2002, 13:23
can anyone explain whippets and pigeons? and flat caps whats that all about, its like going back to the dark ages,

dodgy northern monkies the lot of em........... /forum/images/icons/smile.gif

scaley
17-07-2002, 13:25
Garth......Double hard northern "B*STARDS"..........So you northerners actually admit to not knowing who your real fathers were ?????? ( there is proberbly so many to choose from)

Scaley.....lol,lol,

Jutslut
17-07-2002, 13:27
gotta be watford,

there must be more southeners on here anyway, didn't think they could afford computers up north?

Donc
17-07-2002, 13:45
Macc lad. Don't you mean Beer and Sex and Chips and Gravy

Donc
17-07-2002, 13:50
A bit of education for you Jut, something I realise you in the sarf are unfamiliar with. The correct spelling is Ilkley with a capital I as it is a name, Moor without an e, baht not bar and hat not tat.
If we are Northern Monkeys a suitable analogary for you lot would be southern weasels

Donc
17-07-2002, 13:52
Wouldn't want your silverware, it's probably fake anyway. Just like everything else about southerners.

Jutslut
17-07-2002, 14:14
cheers for the spelling lesson Donc, recieved you skoolin' darn darf then?

Jutslut
17-07-2002, 14:18
or even sarf, ok brace for impact!..............

carper
17-07-2002, 14:23
Talking about fake, dont these southerners wear a lot of jewellery, and before you tell us, yeah we know, its becuase you can afford it, its the same with the hairdressers, its a wonder the women can ever get an appointment.

Jutslut
17-07-2002, 14:31
it probably seems that way, the women down here don't need as much preparation as their northern sisters!

Donc
17-07-2002, 14:51
Why go to all that trouble in getting ready when the southern blokes will spend more time admiring each others jewellery than the women.

Donc
17-07-2002, 14:53
The only impact you need brace for is another southerner giving you it up the batty. I hear the gay capital of the UK is Brighton, can't get much further south than that.

scaley
17-07-2002, 15:07
Post deleted by Garth

Big_Rik
17-07-2002, 15:14
I strongly object to being called lightweight ! ! ! !
I paid good money to get to this weight.

I'd certainly be drinking any of you northern gypsy toerags under the table

Donc
17-07-2002, 15:17
Why shouldn't they sell their bodies, after all they are doing you a service, it's the only way some of you can get any.

Donc
17-07-2002, 15:17
I know a few thousand people that would challenge that.

Garth
17-07-2002, 15:24
Keep it clean and lighthearted fellas, kids look here too!

Donc
17-07-2002, 15:36
No worries, it's all light hearted.

Paul
17-07-2002, 16:29
Humm, does you're whippet know you're here?

shaun36
17-07-2002, 16:29
CORRECT!!, there cant be a contest, you have more waters, loads more bigger fish and a handful of decent southern anglers compared with an influx of hardened Northern Carpers, having fishing either side of the Brum border for the past 6 years I have experienced this on numerous occasions, the table is laid out for your shandy we have to lay the table then drink yours!!

scaley
17-07-2002, 17:04
Just seen i've been deleted again...............must have hit a sore point !!!!!!!! lol,lol,lol

Scaley..
( keeping it south side)

Jutslut
17-07-2002, 17:04
how've we gone from a playful discussion on north south to batty folk? too many cold winters have addled your lots brains.

Garth
17-07-2002, 17:17
No sore point Mr Scaley, just a bit too much for any youngsters looking in. Typical Southener LOL

Big_Rik
17-07-2002, 19:20
Every BB on the web has a norf/sarf debate at one time or another.

Great aint they?

Especially on Monday mornings when the cloth capped, whippet lovers can't respond because they're signing on.

Keeping it overpaid and south coast.....

carper
17-07-2002, 19:36
Flippin charming that is Rik, we give you people like Julian Cundiff, then you slag us off, just can`t believe it..he he he .......and whats that Scaley been saying about us northern chaps, can`t understand it, always thought he was a decent sort of guy...ah well, must go, black pudding, mushy peas, and proper chips for tea....mmmm

Garth
18-07-2002, 07:55
Had a nice potion of sausage, chips and mushy peas last night - Lovely! Beats the jellied eels and mash the ****y love so much - UURRGGHH

Big_Rik
18-07-2002, 08:37
Garth receiving a nice portion of sausage...............

daytimedave
18-07-2002, 09:09
its grim up north!
lol.........i thought id stick me nose in to this here debate,
being a soft southern [censored]! that i am.......
garth` nought northern about black pudding bud!
been eating the stuff down ere for donkeys years
and i love the stuff.......!!
i hear it aint bad mixed in with a bit of ground bait or made into a paste!
mmmmmmm
anway i hear were everyone is coming from,however as an
observation,i can quiet confedently say that its a whole lot
better down south,like it or lump it..its a FACT.
lol.............
you know it makes scense.
(no its not my new sign off catchphrase)
keeping it real
dtd...............southern shandy.

Donc
18-07-2002, 09:26
yes, he's looking after my cloth cap.

Garth
18-07-2002, 09:50
Black pudding is Northern Dave, how dare you suggest otherwisw /forum/images/icons/wink.gifThink it originates from the northwest, and is best served warm on its own, from one of the street sellers in Bolton - Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

macc_lad
18-07-2002, 09:55
here's another one for you chaps. if north and south meet between the sheets what does that make the offspring ? apart from being extremely lucky thats it's not 100% southern!

Donc
18-07-2002, 09:58
Time for an objective comparison.

North
For
1. Great people
2. Great beer
3. Low cost of living
Against
1. Travelling 400 miles a week for 2 nights fishing.

South
For
1. Overnighters then go to work. Can manage 7 nights a week fishing.
2. Struggling with this one
Against
1. Awfull beer
2. Extortionate cost of living
3. Southerners
4. Southerners
5. Southerners
6. Southerners
7. Even more southerners
8. And again southerners
9. The list is endless, southerners
10. I will limit it to 10, southerners

[censored] it I'm moving back to Yorkshire.

carper
18-07-2002, 09:59
If its a beautiful little baby obviously northern. if its an ugly little git, obviously southern ! ! !

DanCleary
18-07-2002, 10:00
Lets clear this up, petrol is the same north or south, I am in Sunderland/Newcastle and London quite a lot, live in between, no price difference, O and BP is one of my clients.
so shut it

Beggers in London, are smelly Northerners, Their accents are to strong to hide!

Women are far easier to pull up north, but then there is no challange either, it's all down to preference.

Cambridge is not in the south or north, but MIDLANDS, jeez some people.

Beer is cheaper up north, but then you never get a full pint either.

everything is cheaper up north, but then so is your wage packet!!!

As for fishing, the north have nothing on us southerners.

And NO Milton Keynes is not a borough of London!!!

Donc
18-07-2002, 10:06
Hundreds of years of hatred has existed between Yorkshire and Lancashire, a war has been fought and many an arguement has lead to blows. I wouldn't pee on a lancastrian if his hair was on fire, BUT here I am standing shoulder to shoulder in support of Lancastrians 'cos at least they aren't southerners.

Lewis
18-07-2002, 10:06
Thats grand coming from a northern deserter like you Donc (yes the same staus as Monki!!!!! - if its so good up there i cordially suggest you go back and leave us in peace!!

Klewless

carper
18-07-2002, 10:08
Dan, you certainly know how to hurt peoples feelings, still, a good post and plenty for us to get our teeth into.

Donc
18-07-2002, 10:09
DanCleary. The only thing I would want on southerners is 6 feet of dirt

G_RAAAA
18-07-2002, 10:09
woooooooooo the pony Dan, lets get this straight Cambridge is not in the midlands, i think u will find it's the SOUTH east, major insult that is.
fok heres my famaily fortunes refrence.. we asked a 100 people to name a town in the midlands..Yes dan u have an answer, errr Cambridge , IF IT'S THERE I'LL GIVE U THE MONEY MYSELF(hideous noise) XX u can have two crosses for the cheek of it ! /forum/images/icons/smile.gif

G

Garth
18-07-2002, 10:32
LOL, cambridge in the midlands?? havin a laugh! Birmingham is in the midlands! Cambridge is south!

Southeners slagging southeners /forum/images/icons/wink.gif

Cmon Derby

carper
18-07-2002, 10:43
At last Cambridge is back in its rightful place, its the same with all those football teams in the midlands, you know, Wolverhampton, Birmingham, Aston Villa, CAMBRIDGE, I dont know, you have to laugh at these southerners. LOL

Lewis
18-07-2002, 10:46
Not as much as we laugh at you lot of ferrit/pigeon hybrid loving inbreds...

/forum/images/icons/wink.gif

Klewless

Paul
18-07-2002, 10:50
Blimey London's north as far as I'm concerned. Nice and warm down here, understand it's fleece weather all year in Yorkcestershire. Only good thing about up north is that it's too cold for the mozzies!

macc_lad
18-07-2002, 11:07
whats a ferrit ? i assume that's an american term for FERRET, which just goes to show that you southerners are just a load of frustrated yank wannabe's. and we all know what we think of the yanks (see the bowfishing thread) Eric if you're reading this don't even think about getting involved.

Bovis
18-07-2002, 11:42
"which just goes to show that you southerners are just a load of frustrated yank wannabe's"

I've been insulted before but that just takes the P*ss....
You sh*t in the shower you p1ss in the bath, you finger your gran and you think its a laugh, in your northern SCUM...

;-)

macc_lad
18-07-2002, 14:19
bovis

yeah sorry m8 that one crossed the line, if i had a conscience i'd probably apologise.

Donc
18-07-2002, 15:47
Wellcome to the contest Lewis.
If we have spread out across the country whereas southerners have stayed in their own little communities, which are the most likely to have 'relations' with their relations?

Donc
18-07-2002, 15:51
I am sure we would all happily return homeward however the economy would collapse without the intelligence of the Northerners to keep business running. The only thing that would make a profit in the south would be mens jewellery stores. Oh and shops that sell the silly bits of plastic you add to cars to try and pretend they can go faster.

Jutslut
18-07-2002, 16:20
last time i looked newcAstle had the monoploy on people with plastic attached to their cars and not only that i've yet to see one of the pudgie geordie [censored] that didn't have a four inch thick gold bike chain round his neck......

they still wearing shell suits in that deprived part of the world?

Donc
18-07-2002, 16:39
I think any mention of jewellery and plastic bits on cars also has to have Essex in the same sentence.

Cam
18-07-2002, 16:45
Is that NORTH Essex or SOUTH Essex????? /forum/images/icons/wink.gif

carper
18-07-2002, 18:40
Bovis, I can categoricaly say us N. boys definitely dont do that to our Grannies, only one of you southern chaps could think of a thing like that, can I say to the N. boys, "keep it nice and clean lads, dont stoop to their level, when we give them the facts the insults start flying around"... Love it ! ! !

daytimedave
18-07-2002, 19:30
funny thing is all you northern monkeys are using a southern
internet site.....,

there aint nowt as quere as folk..................
eeeee by eck as like!
...lol......................................
you daft northerners.......lol
................
oh and by the way londons streets are not paved with gold,
just northerners in blankets.

Donc
19-07-2002, 09:01
I'm bored with this now. I need something with the intelligence greater than a retarded worm to provide a reasonable advesary and that is something I will never get from a southerner.
One final point before leaving. We come down here take the money that could be paid to southerners, inflate the cost of living and housing. Then retire at 50, move back up north, pay cash for a house 5 times the size of the one sold in the south, relax in our later years free from any financial worries and happy in the knowledge that down south they are still working hard just to pay the mortgage.
Who are the thickies?

Garth
19-07-2002, 10:30
LOL, not us! And as for a Southern web site? Just about sums it up - LOL

Jutslut
19-07-2002, 12:54
"Then retire at 50, move back up north"

just let me know the date, i've got a mate with a truck

Chris63
19-07-2002, 13:16
If the "North" is so good, why do illegal immigrants from poverty stricken countries always try to enter England from the South, and then kick up a stink if they are housed up North.
They come from poverty perceived to be far worse than anything over here, yet would probably rather be sent home, than be sent to a Northern cess pit of a town!
Says it all really, and explains why so many Northerners want to come South!!!

chris

DanCleary
19-07-2002, 13:22
furry muff G Raaaaa, south east it is, I agree

stone28
19-07-2002, 15:56
if the south is so [censored],how come the northern race comes down here so often i think the northerns have bad cases of evnysouthitis
not only do they take our spare jobs but the take over all the carvan sites as well, last time i went cornwall i thought we had gone up north
by the way petrol is cheaper up north, went up there last year and there was a 10per litre driffance in cost i went to some dump near the leeds and liverpool canal
and good the women were ugly, but easy proberly wanted proper men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garth
19-07-2002, 16:17
Because France is on the south close with the channel tunnel you donught. how are they going to get in the north - LOL

Jutslut
19-07-2002, 17:09
Damn you and your Northern logic!

daytimedave
19-07-2002, 20:03
northern logic?
......damn there non scense!

lol........
south of watford
south of watford
south of watford

center of the universe!
a southern shandy
dtd........................

Chris63
22-07-2002, 10:04
Garth

Are you trying to tell us there are no Ports up North? Mind you, could explain why British shipbuilding went down the pan, if Northerners don't even know where the ports are!!!

Chris

Donc
22-07-2002, 11:08
Also says something about southerners that don't know the difference between a shipyard and a port

Chris63
22-07-2002, 11:12
How many shipyards aren't near Ports of one kind or another?

chris