SIMONH
09-07-2002, 09:39
Wonder if jades mum has worked this one out yet!
The following is a short and rather amusing true story, as seen recently by millions of viewers on a Spanish TV channel.
>
>
>
> >The parents of a teenage girl decided to put their daughter's name
>forward
> >for a popular Surprise Game Show. She idolised teeny-bopper pop
>star Ricky
> >Martin, and it was arranged for TV cameras to be discreetly placed
> >throughout the house.
> >
> >The house was then left empty with Ricky Martin hidden in the
>wardrobe in
> >the girls bedroom - all set to give the daughter a wonderful
>surprise when
> >she returned home from school. Meanwhile, the parents were in the
>show's
> >studio, in front of a live studio audience.
> >Upon returning home from school, the daughter didn't go straight
>to her
>room
> >and open the wardrobe as expected. Instead she began to
>investigate the
> >house,calling out the names of her family to establish who was at
>home.
> >
> >Having established that she was on her own, the daughter made her
>way down
> >to the kitchen where she opened the fridge and removed a large tin
>of pate
> >at this stage the live TV audience is wondering what the hell is
>going on.
> >
> >She then went back upstairs to her bedroom where she proceeded to
>quickly
> >remove all her clothes and spread the pate all over her naughty
>bits
> >(remember Ricky Martin is still hidden inside the wardrobe, and
>half of
> >Spain is seeing a nubile young girl, stark naked on the bed
> >with pate all over her crotch). As if the parents were not shocked
>enough
>by
> >this, the daughter then calls the family dog, who obediently trots
>up the
> >stairs to settle down to his favourite meal of "pate on a bed of
>seaweed."
> >The broadcast is abruptly cut. A set of
> >acutely embarrassed parents are left in front of a deadly quiet
>studio
> >audience, while a few million Spaniards sit in front of their TVs
>and [censored]
> >themselves with laughter. Consequently, sales of tinned pate have
>rocketed.
The following is a short and rather amusing true story, as seen recently by millions of viewers on a Spanish TV channel.
>
>
>
> >The parents of a teenage girl decided to put their daughter's name
>forward
> >for a popular Surprise Game Show. She idolised teeny-bopper pop
>star Ricky
> >Martin, and it was arranged for TV cameras to be discreetly placed
> >throughout the house.
> >
> >The house was then left empty with Ricky Martin hidden in the
>wardrobe in
> >the girls bedroom - all set to give the daughter a wonderful
>surprise when
> >she returned home from school. Meanwhile, the parents were in the
>show's
> >studio, in front of a live studio audience.
> >Upon returning home from school, the daughter didn't go straight
>to her
>room
> >and open the wardrobe as expected. Instead she began to
>investigate the
> >house,calling out the names of her family to establish who was at
>home.
> >
> >Having established that she was on her own, the daughter made her
>way down
> >to the kitchen where she opened the fridge and removed a large tin
>of pate
> >at this stage the live TV audience is wondering what the hell is
>going on.
> >
> >She then went back upstairs to her bedroom where she proceeded to
>quickly
> >remove all her clothes and spread the pate all over her naughty
>bits
> >(remember Ricky Martin is still hidden inside the wardrobe, and
>half of
> >Spain is seeing a nubile young girl, stark naked on the bed
> >with pate all over her crotch). As if the parents were not shocked
>enough
>by
> >this, the daughter then calls the family dog, who obediently trots
>up the
> >stairs to settle down to his favourite meal of "pate on a bed of
>seaweed."
> >The broadcast is abruptly cut. A set of
> >acutely embarrassed parents are left in front of a deadly quiet
>studio
> >audience, while a few million Spaniards sit in front of their TVs
>and [censored]
> >themselves with laughter. Consequently, sales of tinned pate have
>rocketed.