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Who saw Jade's mum on BB?
No wonder she's such an ugly slapper.......
face like a bucket of smashed crabs?
leave it arrrt.. shes a larrvly gerwl.... ! !
do you think she lost her arm in a fight. lol
i dunno, i didn't see what she looked like. did she only have one arm? the plus points are just overwhelming...
face that could frighten a horse
one arm
talented daughter
does it get any better...?!
What about her voice...manly voice or what! put the fear of god in me when she opened up her mouf! LOL...another addition to the mingers list!
Takedown
07-07-2002, 00:25
Bats for the opposing team now apparently as well!!! LOL
Yup,
A one armed lesbian.
With a face like a bulldog licking pi55 off a thistle and a voice croakier than Mariella Frostrup.
She U G L Y she aint got no alibi she UGLY!!
Now there's something you don't see every day a one armed clam lapper!
lol, each to their own! /forum/images/icons/smile.gif
My fantasies have come true...
"A one armed pot smoking turf slurping swamp donkey" !!!!
Scaley..
Cooperman
08-07-2002, 10:47
You guy's have made my day, best thread i have seen for weeks!!! Crying with laughter.
"Am i a MINGER", "Yes you and your mother too!!"
Cooperman.
LOL, scaley...lovfl
The fact that she's got a taste for clam chowder, and likes to drink the wine from the furry cup is one thing!...but how the **** does she roll her spliffs...damn the girl must have skills...still trying to work it out!
We shouldn't mock the afflicted...so why do we find other peoples misfortune so amusing?
Lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol.
Quote " How does she roll her spliffs!", the vision of that is so funny.
Cash
do you realise that if she wore an eye patch and had a bullet hollster across her chest we could call her fruit machine....
I know cash the mere thought had me in stitches at work everyone wondering what i was laughin at!
LOL, Apples or even a "one armed fur burger bandit"
Scaley,
lololololol
swamp donkey........
priceless
I'm getting strange looks too
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We'll probably find out she's a national tiddly winks champion or sumting...plenty of time spent flickin the bean! ...plus you gotta pity davina having to sit that close while interviewing her!...Growl at the Badger breath or what??
....ONE ARMED FUR BUGER BANDIT!!!!!!!!
Crying with laughter now!
Now being that she is a chuff chewer,how did she ever have Jade??
you can't tell me that some poor fella actually done the buisness with the one armed f*ck pig !!!!
Jade has to be adopted and is realy the love child of Pat Butcher and Jabba the hut......
Scaley..
nah she was formally playing for united but has only recently transferred to city...well thats what i've heard. Rug munching is only a recent activity...the thought of that makes for some interestin top shelf material front pages i reckon most mear mortals would struggle to get wood even if she was done up in the full kit!
p.s. Swamp Donkey LOL LOL LOVFL best one yet!
and the comment to end all comments....
she turned to Davina and said...
"you look a bit rough love, did the baby keep you awake all night?"
Tadpolepat
08-07-2002, 16:09
...mental image of jade's mum struggling to insert batteries into vibrator... <shudder>
CarponlineEditor
08-07-2002, 16:16
Just popping in for a friendly reminder here, the thread is okay but keep it as clean as possible okay chaps....
I still cant believe that Jades mum called Fern Britton supid on air either, lol, daft old moo...
See keeping it clean if a bit daft, lol
Andy
Or trying to rub lubricant on it....
Scaley..
lol! that has just got me thrown out of the office...tink i've nearly woke everyone up laughin! cya when i'm allowed back in
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