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anyone watch jackass? gotta be the funnies program ever!!!
they are even making a film about it and brad pitt is interested(he appeared in an episode and got pummeled by steveo and party boy).
hi,i want to be jonny knoxville,welcome to jackass!!!
beast
Brilliant program!
I still laugh when I remember the competion to drink a gallon of milk! Puke everywhere!
A couple of mates did the milk one the other day. We are stupid enough to be trying to make our own Jackass video!!
BlitZ
Water bottle skating, boiled egg eating, half piping on an office chair, sperm donor competition....best comedy program on TV. Makes Dom Jolly look tame.
Cooperman
21-06-2002, 11:45
I've been a fan for a year now (since it was first on MTV) and it rules, can't wait for the film to be released in September!!!
My missus and my mate Paul did the milk drinking comp. on new years eve, very funny, but after a night on the booze, it all ended in tears, the missus won, but then ended up being sick for the next 2 hours!!! Paul puked after about 2 pints....
Cash was going to have his vasectomy on film in a Jackass style!! bottled it though.
Don't try this at home kids.
Cooperman.
Being an ex Skateboarder, I wish I would have seen the office chair on the Half pipe! /forum/images/icons/laugh.gif
What about the bloke who had his body completly de-haired, oooouch..
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Blonde_Tim
21-06-2002, 12:41
the whole thing is quality!!
TIM
Have you seen the Osbournes - LOL
Ozzie is a classic!
Yep, there was puking everywhere and the sick thing is, it's all on camera!!
We've done the classics like riding bikes into trees and what have you.
It's crazy - everyone's just walking around covered in cuts and scrapes.
BlitZ
Garth....yes mate what a f***ed up family the osbournes are mate.........Brilliant;
i'd love to have a pint or two with ozzie........what a looney
Scaley
What abotu the Jackass omelette!
Ate all the ingrediants and puked them pack up into a frying pan and then ate the omelette! yuk!
And snorting worms.......that was horrible!
what about when steve-o pierced his [censored] cheeks together???, ouch!!
does anyone remeber the tom green show????, blinding!!!
darrell
matt_scarbs
22-06-2002, 20:33
Oh god yeah that looked painfull. Gettin your [censored] pierced.......ouch! You seen Preston go to the dominatresses (spelling?). that was pure brilliance!
Scarbs /forum/images/icons/smile.gif
by the way one of my mates found out that jony noaxville died not to long ago he went parshuteing and his shoot dident open feel sorry for his family and friends
matt_scarbs
23-06-2002, 12:29
Heard the rumours but never heard it actually confirmed. It is actually true then?
Scarbs /forum/images/icons/frown.gif
I heard this also but i haven't seen or read anything about it so hope its not true.
MikeLyddon053698
23-06-2002, 17:11
My brother and his mates were having a shopping trolley race a few years back....one of them hit a kerb, fell out and broke his collar bone. We pi55ed ourselves about that one.
It's amazing though, when you look back at your early teens, and think of all the ridiculous, idiotic things we did. Seeing who could jump out of trees from the highest up...banger catching...jamming bank sticks into each others front wheels on our bikes at speed...and who can forget, seeing how far out you could go on frozen lakes and canals without falling through.
It's amazing I ever survived some of those "japes"
Mind you, I'd do it all again if I got the chance.....
It was an internet 'spoof'. He is not dead and is doing the final scenes for the movie right now.
I heard he died of dysentry after going upside down in the portaloo!
Oh no, that was sick!
What about the bag of pitbull turds they chucked in for good measure!
Did you see when they put a portaloo on skis and a bloke rode it down a skislope?
partyboy
24-06-2002, 13:19
I rule!!!
my personal fave is the one where knoxville gets all the kids to kick him in the crotch!!its ace when they drop the pool ball on his shin from 30foot-oooouch.
close second when steveo and knoxville stand against a wall and let people hurl oranges at 100m.p.h.at them-top quote....was that a melon that u just threw!!!
fantastic viewing.
p.s.did ne1 read about the kid who set him self on fire on camera to send it in?his mum is trying to sue jackass,even though they state not to send anything in(about 5 times every show).
p.p.s.ne1 fancy doing a british version!!!!!!!!!!!lol
answers on a postcard!!
beast
unstable_mind
25-06-2002, 14:14
the osbournes are excellent people, real people not puttin on a fake act not afraid to be seen for who they are, i have seen black sabath with ozzy a few years back and the man is a legend...they swear a little bit dont they !! if it were not for hiswife sharon he would have been 6 feet under many many years ago.
and jackass, it makes me chuckle and it's cool to watch Bam Magera skating.
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