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Just wondered how you lot chose your user names.
Pagie
got christened with mine at birth pagie mate, but what about you??
Same here!
I'm looking forward to buttbanger and buttcrakers excuse's
Only joking lads.
Pagie
Hello mate...
My user name is actually a nick name from years back in my raveing days..
It all came about at a chill out around a mates house everytime a SMOKE was on offer i was always in there first....my hand would shoot out and grab it (like a lizzards tongue)......so one of my mates started calling me Scaley...because Lizzards have Scaley skin.
And it has stuck ever since!!!! ( what a f***ed up mess we were in those days)
Cheers
Scaley
( and i bet most of you thought it was to do with fishing !!!)
the standard protocol on wraysbury 1 when i fished there was that everybody was given a nick name..... ****ney rhymeing slang... apples and pears..... those that know me....
Scaley LOL.
There should be some funny replies!
Pagie
Blackwater
19-06-2002, 11:00
I got it from a cd (Blackwater park by Opeth) and it's a town and river near Yateley!!
Now that would be telling?
nick name at school, shortened part of me sirname. was christened when we attempted to grow something (see scaley) from seed on my bedsit window sill.
Just the silly name I was given at birth! Mind you its better than if I had been a girl. I would have been called Emma, not bad on its own, but Emma Ethelston - URGH LOL
So in stead they called you Garth ( i think i would have prefered Emma) lol,lol
Scaley
I know! LOL
The wosrt moment of my life was when Waynes world came out!
Party on Garth!
Garth,
Talking of the name "Emma", i used to work with a girl who went by that name. Had a surname of Ridge.
Emma Ridge....say it quickly....get it....true story....poor girl !!!
oh dear.... /forum/images/icons/blush.gif
Oh dear, that is pretty bad. I feel much better now - LOL
Party on Garth! LOL! oh the fun you must have had. Although with the surname "grose" my schooldays were fun. My girlfriends mates still think its well funny though.
Oh dear Miller........
that was quite lame for a man of your calibre !!!!
lol,lol
Scaley
Believe me Miller, it was not fun. Especially when I worked at Macdonalds through my university days. I was on shift with a mate called Wayne, and we both had name badges!!!! I still have nightmares!
lol,lol,lol,lol,lol......
Scaley
Lame or not it is true, Scaley.
What must her parents have been thinking????
Scaley
Surely thats not true Garth?????
LOL!!!!
thats the funniest thing ive heard all day!
(its been dull)
No guesses where mine comes from... I hardy ever heard my christian name for about 5 years at senior school... ALL and I mean ALL the teachers used to call me it, they even called me it in front of my olds when I was at parents evening.
I just registered as this instead of my real name on ere as there are a few James' and I didnt want to confuzzle things.
Party On!!!!!!! /forum/images/icons/smile.gif /forum/images/icons/smile.gif /forum/images/icons/smile.gif
(soz Garth couldnt resist)
Poor old Emma Roid........!!
I'm Smarts 'cause only Smarties have the answer.............
actually it just mutated from Marts as my name's Martin.....kids at school will make a nickname out of anything however pointless!!
Im afraid it is Reesy! LOL
Party on Dude, Excellent!
Steve_White
20-06-2002, 09:05
When I worked for a Bank, unusual names and passport photos brightened up an otherwise fairly mundane existence - a couple of examples that spring to mind -
Wan K Sui [censored] Tong!
Jennifer Tull
Peter and Trevor Ennis
I work for an Export company, and a couple of year ago we shipped some goods to Tahiland for a client called Mr Kok Lok - LOL
As part of work we can access the electoral roll...
thats good fun,
there are 8 registered people called Richard Head
and more than a few called Helen Back
lololol
Any other good ones Nerys?
Anybody called Mike Hunt or Richard Sole ?
Once had a contact through the motor trade called Peter Biggerdik..... spelt like that and pronounced like it too....poor bloke.
Do know of a Wayne Kerr....LOL used to work in the same company as I did.............Also a Michael Hunt, shorten the first name...get my drift??!
We had a Joe King and Lee King at school! both hard as nails so no one took the p*ss out of em!
I remember a few Christmas' ago I received an email from 192.com or something who also have access to the electoral role.
They had a look through (like you do) and there were 5 unforuntaley named people of Santa Claus!
straight up!!
very festive and all that... but not much use in the other 11.5 months.
PS Garth.... can I have a cheeseburger with no cheese please /forum/images/icons/smile.gif
(bet that brings fond memories back LOL)
We once also shipped some goods for a client called mr Khardon. It transpired when I received his passport copy that his name was actually Mr Hardon, but he put a K in front on all his paperwork - LOL
Just looking through the Signing in book at work and today we have a ...Mary Pratt and a ....Troy Helm...
Scaley
I know a girl called sophie hardon, thinks she quite likes it really....
Once sold a car to a James Bond aswell......
My brother-in-law is called James Dean......strange but true.
Whats more his sister is called Hazel Dean....remember her? 80's one hit wonder.
Dave deals with a company in Germany where the contacts name is
Herr Helmut Pink...
seriously, no kidding /forum/images/icons/laugh.gif
LOL, that is a quality name. Might change mine by depoll - LOL
There's a guiy round my way called Wayne King, and he is a big geezer, no-one takes the [censored] out of him!!
same as STEVE WHITES,i used too work with a Paul ENNIS,he was fresh out the army !! imagine how much stick he musta had!!
kingcarp
21-06-2002, 14:00
i chose mine because i am a king and i will catch many carp this summer just wait
split here the king comes be afraid
Heres one.....
just speaking to a work mate,he tells me when he worked in the U.S.A. his bosses name was........Randy Cowe lol,lol
Scaley
At work we have a client called nasty [censored] no word of a lie.
Here is the korean national football team and what it means in english
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sum ting wong something wrong
hu yu hai ding who you hiding
kum hia come here
dum gai dumb guy
tai ni po ni tiny pony
ai bang mai ni i banged my knee
chin tu fat my chin is to fat
wao so dim you are stupid
wai yu mun ching what you eating
no pah king no parking zone
wai yu kum nao you are early
lei ying lo lying low
wa shing ka washing car
yu stin ki pu you smelly [censored]
fa kin su pah f**kin super
suk mai dong suck my dong
no fu kin wai my odds on catching
yo fat wan ka your rather large
enjoy
pagie
I think mine is quite easy to work out!!!
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