Tea ponces

[Rivercarper]

Having just spent a couple of days fishing with BOSS on the Avon and having him drink me out of coffee in two days it reminded me of a week I spent in France with BIG Ron Buss.Rons kettle never came out once durring the whole week and when he wanted a drink he just threw his cup at the bivvi next door which belong to John from Essex who made the great man tea all week.I've known the big fella for over twenty years and I can count the cups of tea he has made me on one hand.Despite this obvious failing he's a lovely man and too big to say otherways.Lets shame the rest of our tea making shy mates.But only in good fun.

<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by Rivercarper on 04/12/00 07:41 PM.</FONT></P>

[CarponlineEditor]

Blimey, I went to Cobbets a few years ago and Ron was fishing with Pete Springate and Dave Gawthorn was there doing the piccies. He made a cuppa that day. He didnt catch any though lol. I seem to remember Pete caught a tench and they didnt make a cuppa when i went past to go home as Id had five doubles in the afternoon.

[Rivercarper]

Everyone should make Sir Pete a cup of tea for services to carp angling

[G_CHILD]

Me and bovis know this bloke,who gets through 25 litres of water in a weekend just drinking tea,but if you want one he virtually gets his scales out and pipet to measure everything out for you,wont be long before he starts charging us,cant fish with him coleman is ablaze all bloody night,plus he ****es for england.

[Rivercarper]

Come on lets know his name

[sam]

i left peter a suprise bottle of holsten propped up against his back bankstick when i was back from the 5 bells late.

i totally agree. cups of tea all round for sir peter.

does anyone here drink earl grey? splash of milk?

**sam**

[Bovis]

Rivercarper,

You may not believe me but his Nickname is ''BOTTY'', and no he's not Gay (altough he is about 40 and never had a bird???)
its cause his real name is Michael Bottwright (poor fella)

Bovis

[Rivercarper]

And you say come up and fish with you lot!!!!!

[ian]

i fished with person who has a starter a main course and desert when fishing ,he also has after eight mints and makes ground coffe in a caftier ,when i fish with him im the ponce and he comes from up north

[ian]

northern eric ian, he brings his own water all the way from his home because he won't have thames water. good old eric

[G_CHILD]

not so much a tea ponce but more of an omlette tart,this old boy we know will quite happily cook one up at 2 or 3 in the morning,brings down a 2 lb block of cheese with him and a gratter.he is famous around these parts,often go down to visit him if your a bit hungry after a social,cant make a brew for s**t though.