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DanTheMan
25-02-2001, 23:45
alex- noticed on the bait thread that ive been *promoted* to number 5 on your hit list. fair enough.
just wondered 2 questions really-
1) whos on the list??
2) are you gonna take us all on one at a time or all together?
like a wwf handicap match eh? we could organise it for the social? could ian perhaps get a ring set up at the mead?
let us know geez- i've heard a rumour andy's been down the gym since he is no. 2!!!!!
Dan
p.s. tounge firmly in cheek! {laugh]
DarrenWilson
26-02-2001, 06:01
Who's going to do the 'Run In' and 'Screw Job' Dan???? /images/forum/icons/crazy.gif
Darren Wilson
Co-Webmaster
The Carpers Lodge
DanTheMan
26-02-2001, 12:43
neil rivercarper i think darren - he's the fishing equivalent of the undertaker!!
Andy Carponline is stone cold steve Austin! lol
Dan
I think me and dan are the Dudley boys - Whats UUUUPPPP!!!
Hi Coster how ya doing
I don't do this wrestling thing so who would I be, 5 foot 9, 14.5 stone and unlike dan I don't wear womens clothes!
Crispy
I think U shoukd make your own name up Crispy - be inventive......
Dave
Ooooooh Mr Coster, pressure on a Monday......
thinking............... thinking............... thinking.........................
I'll have to get back to you on this one, well I can't let myslef down here can I!
DanTheMan
26-02-2001, 14:35
coster- i'm bubba ray dudleymate- get the tables!!!!!!
crispy- what do ya look like mate - you sound like chris benoir-the ravid wolverine!!! lol
dan
p.s. yes i am a wwf nut - any others out there apart from my old mate coster??
Come on Alex, Where R U, the suspense is killing me??
Dan
It's just hit me, I have had many a call of an evening during the Fast Show or Cold Feet, all my mates have called to say I look like the geezer off of Jazz Club in the fast show he plays the big bloke in Cold Feet. Greeeeeat, Niiiice. (but without the goateeeee)
Sorry guys really ain't in the mood today I've had a big run in with Lofte your all off the list I really can't be bothered to joke around anymore after some of the things he said to me.
Alex The Horseshoe hauler.
CarponlineEditor
26-02-2001, 18:07
Just ignore it all Alex. There are better things to chat about than what people think of each other. Just stay calm and carry on regardless.
Andy
Calm I've just told Ian what I really think mate I'm not allowed to talk about it on any of the forums.
Alex.
Alex,
If you dig your self a hole you will evetially fall in and then everyone will bury you.... Calm down and just take your fishing as a hobby & not an ongoing mine is bigger than yours thing...... Everyone is a tad competitive but when it goes to extremes it starts to get nasty as you have discovered.... Us oldies have not got the time or patience to sort out any confrontations between you or whoever...we just take things in our stride & I suggest you try to or you will loose any respect anyone has for you mate... This is not a critisism just some friendly advise
Tony
Well its been sorted now he can think what he wants thanks to a couple of great chaps going by the name of Dantheman and Coster I have relised no one has ever brought me down I'm one of them people that get up from everything I admit with some of the things he said really hurt me I thought we were mates just goes to show you think you know a guy but I'm back to my normal self so who wants to be my first target for some jokes.
Alex.
CarponlineEditor
26-02-2001, 19:17
me me me lol
Andy
glad Your back Alex,Missed your lively input
TonyM
ps:dont let nothing get you down,just carry on enjoying what you obviously do very well.
What fishing or winding people up?
Alex.
Dont worry about others peoples opinions alex. Keep Catching em and people will soon keep there mouths shut. Lets remember that this is a carp fishing site and not hate mail.
You seem pretty good at both mate
ATB
TonyM
I think I'm more of a cactus jack the man you can't keep down.
Alex.<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by alex on 26/02/01 07:29 PM (server time).</FONT></P>
Good to see you back Alex, you just proved that you can take it like a man, these posts wouldnt have been the same without you.
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paulh
DanTheMan
26-02-2001, 19:38
yes mate!! the king lives....
alex - if you are cactus jack how do ya fancy a tag team triple threat match?? you and the dudley boyz (me and coster) versus stone cold steve austin (andy.lol) the undertaker (rivercarper) and ian welch as vince macmahon lol -if ian doesn't know who vince is he is the founder and owner of the WWF!! i think i'm quite funny really!!/images/forum/icons/laugh.gif not...
what would the game be alex - paper scissors stones????
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Dan - sorry if off the beaten track but i've lost the plot today-at work still !!!!
mate i'm at work until 10.30. I shall definatley have no hair by that time/////
DanTheMan
26-02-2001, 19:44
coster -i.m off now geeza- have fun...what do you think of my idea?? lol
ATB
Dan
sweet mate. Paper scissors stone though........surely we can think of something better than that.
DanTheMan
26-02-2001, 19:50
i'll leave it to you and alex then mate-dont fancy putting andy througha table tho!!!! lol
check all you cyberkids tommorrow and coster - do sum work mate + luv to your receptionist, you know the one!!!
Dan
so wev'e got catcus jack,the undertaker,the dudleys,vince macmanhon,stone cold,please can i be Rakishi,I've got the belly(too many Stellas)who's gonna be The Game,and Kurt Angle,It's True. wher did this thread start? wheres it gonna end? love it though
TonyM
ps:Keeping it WWF and RMC
See you later Dan I like the idea of the triple threat match I get to take on Andy you two can deal with Neil and Ian.
Alex.
I'll leave Neil to you then Dan, is that allright
It was my hit list that started it all. It will all end with a triple threat match me, Dan and Dave against Neil, Andy and Ian can we make it table triple threat match Andy you might need some padding like a steel suit of armour!!!
Alex.
Anyone seen WCW
It seems Kevin Nash doesnt only have a career in carping, he's a proffesional wrestler too!!
Is Trish Strattus coming too???
What started this arguement Alex?
Is it finished so we can all have a happy social, lets not let things get too out of hand so everyone actually does go there for a fight!!
Keep it Friendly
Mike
don't worry yourself yappi, it's all a joke, a bit of a laugh, there is definately no intention of a ruck, maybe as Dan suggested Paper, Scissors, Stone...........
The only thing that will be on our mind at the social is to have a good time not the other way round.
Dam cos I is well up for a ruck.
Hows a bout me chucks da rock and da scissors in ya swim??
Rivercarper
26-02-2001, 22:11
I don't need the other two I'll fight the lot of you as one as long as it's one at a time.wrestling match on saturday morning then.River carper will take on all comers just don't grizzle when you get hurt.Dan plays rugby but as Mike Skinner says all the backs are "GIRLS" and I played as a "FAT BOY".
DanTheMan
27-02-2001, 00:17
hi neil-yes mate , as mick the munch did say- i am a *girl* but i'm also a fat boy as well. looks like i'm putting you through a table then!! lol has andy chickened out/images/forum/icons/smile.gif??
me , coster and the boy horse whisperer hauler will defeat the mighty rivercarper with cunning snide and stealth.....apparently!!
see you all tommorrow-yes i have been on the stellas again before anyone comments that i was up late and being lippy!
where's our own vince tho??
ATB
Dan /images/forum/icons/laugh.gif
Bloody Hell, you try and get away from this WWF thats on the tele and its being talked about on hear. Still should be fun seeing Neil take you all on.
My moneys on the big man..!!
Paulm /images/forum/icons/wink.gif
O.k so i'll be the game, and I'll take on all challengers (exept Niel!!) and i'll show you all that I am that damn good. So who saw No Way Out then? what ya think of it?
DarrenWilson
27-02-2001, 01:56
Cracking 2 out of 3 falls match at N.W.O. Stole the show that one.
The other matches were a bit on the slow side I thought. Could have been better. Lets we what they make of WMX7
Darren Wilson
Co-Webmaster
The Carpers Lodge
DanTheMan
27-02-2001, 09:13
darren -how dare you suggest that the highlight of the evening was not stephanie pulling trish stratus's hotpants down to reveal her g-string!!! stone cold is awesome, but not that good!!
Dan
DarrenWilson
27-02-2001, 13:05
Would have been better if she was totally nekkid though
Darren Wilson
Co-Webmaster
The Carpers Lodge
DanTheMan
27-02-2001, 13:08
in the words of mr. engel darren-
true,....... true!
lol
Dan
The worst bit for me was The Cat having to join Right to sensor and not get naked, remember when she did b4!!! Wow, lovely puppies!!
Noooooooooooooooooo stop it, i get enough of this on the tele. Its only Men dressing up in girly clothes..(tights)
Or is that what the apeal is.........eh!
Paulm /images/forum/icons/wink.gif
DanTheMan
27-02-2001, 16:26
paul - you gotta love it really mate! get involved, you'll be hooked before you know it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WWF fan - long live stone cold!!
Dan
Perhaps you could answer me one thing, on the odd occasion, when flicking through all the channels trying to find something to watch, i've seen people in the crowd holding up banners / posters. One of these i don't understand - what is 3:14 ???
Paulm /images/forum/icons/wink.gif
3.14 is Pie r squared.....or actually the IQ level of anyone involved with the mockery called wrestling.
Bring back Big Daddy!
Smarts
pi X r squared is how you find out the area of a circle.
3.14 *is* pi. or 22/7.
(im an engineer, we have to know this stuff!)
**sam**
Blimey
Been off line for a while, you lot love this wrestleing stuff, I have to admit I don't get it, (the wrestling that is).
Big Boys in tights.
Its 3:16 fool and thats the bottom line because Stone Cold sez so!!! man this is'nt a fishing site anymore its turned into www.WWF.com so Neil you dare to challenge me we shall fight untill one of us has gone through a table. Indeed!!!
Alex.
Who you calling a fool. Just because i don't get off on watching men prancing around in tights, doesn't mean im a fool.
Ok so its 3:16, - what does it mean, explain please.
Paulm /images/forum/icons/wink.gif
I was only joking mate.
It is like a verse from the bible instead of john 3:16 they changed to Stone Cold 3:16 at least thats what I was told as Dan he'll probably know.
Alex.
DarrenWilson
27-02-2001, 19:56
Alex is right!
Hopefully you will be using Bivvy Tables:crazy
Darren Wilson
Co-Webmaster
The Carpers Lodge
CarponlineEditor
27-02-2001, 20:23
3.14 is how fast you lot will have to run the mile if you are going to have a go at Neil at the social lol He is pretty quick for such a big blokey.
Andy
looks like it all set then.......SEE YA......
Is there a traitor in the house.
What, 4 Vs 2, Andy how can you suggest that, it just wouldn't be fair.
DanTheMan
28-02-2001, 09:23
bivvy tables it is then - does that mean it is 'no holds barred match' then?? king cobras and steel chairs all in!!!
3:16 - thats the bottom line cuz stone cold said so!!!!
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Dan
CarponlineEditor
28-02-2001, 09:42
Pumped? Only the girlfriend matey lol. Anyhow I dont have to get my hands grubby cos Neil was here yesterday and he said he would take all comers on on his own, one at a time or three in the lake at once he wasnt bothered lol
Andy
DanTheMan
28-02-2001, 10:00
oh dear!! lol
andy - hows the painting going??? applied any chocolate body paint yet mate te he he !! heard you got it *all over her* lol
rumours mate, see how fast they can spread.......like wildfire!!!
i'm in trouble mate-jim has a few *things* planned for me, not that i could legally print them on here!! lol
dan
Bad news lads!!! Just heard the Cat has been fired from the WWF and Jerry "the king" Lawler has also left.
No more puppies!!!!
Andy you have to fight I'm going to buy a nice bivvey table and write your name on it I better make that two so I can put Neil through the other are we allowed chairs of any kind like bedchairs and what about landing net poles?
See you all there can't wait to put you through a table Andy because Neils not going to be able to walk after I'm finished with him. How big is he again?
Alex.
Rivercarper
28-02-2001, 20:13
Big enough to rip your head off and Poo down your neck and most of the others coming.If the event is still on.Unfortunatly the lake is now closed because of the Foot and Mouth outbreak.
Yeah I heard about that I hope it gets opened in time for the social.
I'll bite your ankles if you try anything Neil.
Alex.
It looks like some of our waters are enjoying a mini close season.... can't see it will do any harm as long as it for a short while.
Tony
Rocky is more believable than WWF. All it is is aload of crap out of work actors going around thinking they are 'hard looking' in a pair of pants. It's a total load of poo!!!!/images/forum/icons/wink.gif
Baz/images/forum/icons/smile.gif
Thats true but I bet you wouldn't say that to one of them LOL
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paulh
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