March 2006 Caption Competition [Archive] - CEMEX ANGLING

Billyo

01-03-2006, 11:31

/images/comp/caption_comp_032006.jpgWe have pleasure in bringing you the latest caption competition photograph, kindly sponsored by Korda ('http://www.korda.co.uk') and this month its none other than Ian Russell on a guided trip with CarpandCatBussters - he will put himself up for this type of photo time and time again! ;)

The closing date for entries is 31st March 2006 and the best caption wins the complete Korda Underwater DVD set.

Bill.

Jimmy6bellies

01-03-2006, 13:08

OOOwwwwwwww, I did'nt see that branch!

http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif

foxey

01-03-2006, 13:25

cemex release pics of the first carp caught on the soon to be released smiley faced boillies pictured above

GarethS

01-03-2006, 13:27

Ian was disqualified from the world gurning championships this year as accesories were not allowed.....

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jimmyg

01-03-2006, 13:46

The tree climbing,carp balancing village idiot competition was well underway.

corell

01-03-2006, 14:22

Jimmy Hill takes up fishing

Santa3

01-03-2006, 15:11

Oh no iv'e just messed in my pants.

GarethS

01-03-2006, 15:15

Whilst playing the carp in over various snags and obstacles, it became obvious for all to see that ian had in fact followed through during the struggle.....

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Danlux

01-03-2006, 15:36

Ians' impression of John Malkovic went down really well with the local fish

singy

01-03-2006, 16:07

10 minutes earlier Stephen had filled Ian's sun cream with super glue. Rocket Ronny laughed so much a little bit of wee came out.

Boxy

01-03-2006, 16:38

Why did Mr Russel insist on climbing to the top of the tree to show off his fish??

SAMR

01-03-2006, 17:07

After hiding behind a tree for three days, Thicky finally finds another turking victim.

Joephus

01-03-2006, 17:53

His descison to wait till after the photos to relieve himself had back fired big time.

thatmanagain

01-03-2006, 21:02

there is nothing worse than using spicy boillies and a carp letting rip whilst you are holding it.

MattPilky

02-03-2006, 10:45

one of them is a definately a leather...

dazzle

02-03-2006, 10:53

Ian hadn't taken into account the small stump sticking up as he squatted against the tree for a mug shot!

MattPilky

02-03-2006, 13:07

Ian shows the classic symptoms of being hooked on floaters far too often.

thicky

02-03-2006, 14:13

Theres turking sticks and theres turking logs........

QuietlyAvinEm

02-03-2006, 14:20

..........but Chemo's getting a trunkfull.
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Boxy

02-03-2006, 17:54

Ey Gringo, theees common carp is fackin eavy, urry up will ya im gagging for a poo!

upperoilcan

03-03-2006, 13:11

the "hapless" carp chuckled to itself as the proud captor inadvertently squated straight onto his bankstick !!!!!!!!

singy

03-03-2006, 14:45

unusual technique, but for the 3rd year running Ian collected the world gurning cup

singy

03-03-2006, 14:50

Norris Mcwhirter wasn't interested in Ian's latest record attempt. It was felt the 'holding your breath while lifing a carp' record put the photographer under too much stress

plodder

04-03-2006, 17:20

Mmmmm! I knew the carp in here jumped. But.....

firesharpe

04-03-2006, 20:36

'This new Korda thong isn't very comfortable when you squat down!!' thought Ian

kevnp

05-03-2006, 19:22

watching your bobbins for to long, really does have side effects!!!!!
its all in the eyes...

carpman220866

06-03-2006, 12:38

hi all

MattPilky

07-03-2006, 13:55

Fed up of James Bond escaping from the killer shark tank.. Blofeld began restocking with a far more ferocious killer Simmonds ..

Medway

07-03-2006, 14:01

My bait might catch naff all in England but the carp in this grossly over-stocked French pit seem to like them.

OJ12

07-03-2006, 16:09

And the gold medal for the 2005 world carp lifting championship goes to Ian Russell for this fine lift. Just look at the strain on his face as he lifts that fine specimen!

doggibbon

07-03-2006, 19:08

How did the fish know you hung to the right???!!!!!

blackditch

07-03-2006, 20:30

Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be Tim Pigott-Smith!

blackditch

07-03-2006, 20:34

Ian had to admit that the new black contact lenses not only hurt his eyes but actually looked a bit silly!!

paulleeson

09-03-2006, 09:26

I knew i should of put my teeth in, now i cant smile for my photo

marginrodrob1

09-03-2006, 10:29

Ian doing his best impression of blakey of the buses
( I HATE YOU BUTLER )

MikeLyddon053698

10-03-2006, 15:10

Soon after being returned, the fish was in the pub with his mates, boasting that he had caught another parrot faced angler http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

simon_cat

10-03-2006, 21:47

With the new version of 'The Hills Have Eyes' showing at cinemas nationwide,
people who saw the 1977 version wondered what had become of
the original stars.......

dazzle

11-03-2006, 00:23

On reflection, Ian wished he had left the Red Bull & Vodka's well alone.

Chris63

17-03-2006, 09:36

Mmmm - Who said men can't multi-task http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

foxey

17-03-2006, 16:25

look at all those fools below trying to catch my fish and its not even in the lake hahaha

Boxy

17-03-2006, 16:28

the 9lb stocky common looked huge when held way out in front of his body..........................

paulleeson

19-03-2006, 20:34

New PB Common for Ian Russell, last time he had one of these he had hair on he's head http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Mike_H

20-03-2006, 19:50

The change to Nash Bait for the HBS bait baron certainly made a difference to his catch rate, but was a bitter pill to swallow http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

foxey

21-03-2006, 18:39

the bald eagle swooped down and plucked the unfortunate common right out of the water,then sat in a nearby tree admiring its catch

Boxy

21-03-2006, 20:50

That there is the winning caption!! PMSL! http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

peardrops

24-03-2006, 14:39

Carp: Help get me out of here, I want to be caught by a celebrity fisherman!

paulleeson

25-03-2006, 07:54

I don't know about catbussters, he looks like the cat that's got the cream.

George Loughlin

26-03-2006, 09:41

Those realtree thongs are playing havoc with my indian spice hole http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

huzzy

26-03-2006, 09:49

Roy Castle finally swallowed his trumpet....

davemac27

26-03-2006, 10:00

not really feeling the love from tree hugging, moby decided to try fish hugging.

davemac27

26-03-2006, 10:56

the papparazzi managed to catch Gollum at his Spanish retreat and having eaten one side of his 'precious' he was happy to pose for a quick photo.

lugger

28-03-2006, 16:06

even hillbillies can catch carp!

carperjames

28-03-2006, 17:01

My Precious! http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

davidgreen

29-03-2006, 16:00

Ian tries out his new technique to make the fish look prettier by making himself look more ugly. http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

or

Ian when we were talking about through action earlier thats not quite what we meant. http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif