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February see's us with a new sponsor for the caption competition and we're delighted to have Korda Developments ('http://www.korda.co.uk') onboard, who are good enough to be putting up the entire set of their 'State Of The Art Underwater Carp Fishing' DVD's.
So without any further delay, please find the caption contest photograph here. For anyone who doesn't know who this is, its the latest addition to the moderating team, Sam! Time for payback for all you deleted posts? http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
The closing date for entries is 28th February.
Best of luck!
That wasp sting has nuff done some damage to my tongue..... http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
After a night out hunting sam regurgitated his food and his young were fed
MattPilky
02-02-2006, 12:48
Dean always wondered what happened to his bits after the op
MattPilky
02-02-2006, 12:54
I couldn't quite believe it when Sam showed me the secrets of his mashed up cat groundbait
It'th thtuck to me bloody tongue! Get thome help!
"so much for instant lighting bbq,s" thought sam as he tucked into his third raw chump chop.
Sam was a firm believer in keeping his Chub bait warm in the winter
seafarer
02-02-2006, 14:20
After years of wondering why, the lesbians in my wife's ladies football team now know why she sticks with me!
First impressions of the new DD / Enterprise "fake chop" bait was that it was good enough to eat.....
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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The culinary skills on the BBQ at the latest Numptython challenge left a lot to be desired....
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Like any Dutchman with an attack of the munchies Sam was none too fussy.
MattPilky
02-02-2006, 15:34
presentation and hygene is everything with sushi
Sams fixation with Silence of the lambs, took a new and disturbing direction!
littlelegslee
02-02-2006, 16:54
if i can just get this to stick then i can look like my hero PETE BURNS
nickthompson
02-02-2006, 18:59
The ladies love his tounge...shame about the rest
barbel62
02-02-2006, 19:48
The anne summers vag-a-like was dissapointing in taste and texture to the young cunnilingus fan
With a tongue like this, no wonder i get all the ladies
rhornegold
03-02-2006, 09:26
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From Sams Girlfriend
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If you practice on this, in time I'll let you try the Real Thing http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Blimey and i thought i scrubbed up well http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
sam had been admiring deans packed lunch all day and was so happy that he was allowed to chew on deans meat at last !!
The damage was plain to see after sam had fallen out the ugly tree, from a great height. Mum gasped, kids cried http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Still one of the Kingsmead monsters was sighted all was not lost http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Sam took his mod duties far to far and received the smack he had been waiting for. He was in shock alas deep down he knew he deserved it http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Klewless
03-02-2006, 13:38
MMMMmmmmmmeeeeaaaaattttt!
Jimmy6bellies
03-02-2006, 13:42
Someone had told Sam that if he ate raw meat with snails, it would help with his thinning hair!
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Give it to us raw and wriggling, you keep nasty chips!
upperoilcan
03-02-2006, 16:00
"sushi or not suchi" that is the question.....
MattPilky
03-02-2006, 17:13
The bush tucker trial wasn't a problem for Sam.. however he dreaded the catch one from bluepool test
exkingsmeadchef
03-02-2006, 20:19
Sam decided that the member needed more than just a corner cliped off his ticket for the breach of rules.
exkingsmeadchef
03-02-2006, 20:26
There where a few minutes of confusion after the horrid event while it was explained to Sam that it was "I will eat my HAT" not " my CAT".
exkingsmeadchef
03-02-2006, 20:30
he had told them the new ultra secret bait additive was in a safe place but at the press release the assembled people where none to impressed by his regurgitation technique.
exkingsmeadchef
03-02-2006, 20:34
It was his PB and he was blowed if anyone else was going to catch it.
exkingsmeadchef
03-02-2006, 20:39
The guy in the piercing shop had said the sweling would go down but as the months draged on worry set in.
exkingsmeadchef
03-02-2006, 20:41
with these stick on lips and a wig I AM going to win 1st place in the Pete Burns look a like comp.
It's true, the new pygmy canniballs tribe have been discovered on the islands http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
After A Marlboro Red, Sam really did cough his lungs up!
seafarer
06-02-2006, 08:32
Having forgotten the farva beans and the Chianti, Sam just went for the liver on its own
The 'hair replacement' therapy was hard to stomach but worth it in the end.
just like elton john, sam had heard that if you swallowed enough meat your hair will grow back.
The new sceance of the Sams still failed to conjure a fish
Stumbles
07-02-2006, 08:17
Shaking his head whilst writing out yet another prescription for cattle gonorrhoea Sams doctor say's "How many times have i got to tell you to stay out of the that farmers field"
Klewless
08-02-2006, 14:33
Why do birds suddenly appear
every time you are near
just like me they want to be
a steak like you....
laaaaaaa laaa le laaaaa
Steak like yooouuuuuu......................
Yum, Raw meat with added slug http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Dr E - 'Ze raw steak is good for the labido non?'
Sam - 'Ok Dr E, if you say so.'
When it came to the taste test, style left a lot to be desired.
Sam sucks sushi on the sea shore
amushroom
12-02-2006, 09:29
Oh no not another Eastern European barbeque
Loosing the cooker from his kit, was no joy for that extra lightning of the load.
Proof at last he is a blood sucker
MattPilky
13-02-2006, 17:03
Banning individuals from the cemex site was never enough for Sam.
carpman1990 finally over-stepped the mark and paid the ultimate price for his forum faux-pas.
So if I pass this initiation ceremony am I allowed up to the lodge?
after giving out another tounge lashing he struggles to get it back in
IanThomas
14-02-2006, 17:28
BRRRRAINSSSSSSSSS. BRRRRAINSSSSSSSSS, URRRRRRRRRRRR, BRRRRAINSSSSSSSSS, NEED BRRRRAINSSSSSSSSS
marginrodrob1
15-02-2006, 15:50
sam listened to his mother about eating meat and two veg,
could not find any veg so he had meat and two snails
Sam always smiles with meat in his mouth...
markbarrett
15-02-2006, 17:47
"aaah mary, rest in pieces"
Dell_Boy
16-02-2006, 11:43
" urghh.....I don't remember eating that!"
emmmmmmmmmm delicious my mums cookin aint this gd
thatmanagain
17-02-2006, 00:53
last time i let him watch silence of the lambs.
or
you could of told me the girl was a leper before i snogged her,so could you ask her if she wants her tounge back http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
MattPilky
21-02-2006, 14:53
This was the last time Ray Mears was ever being dropped off on the streets of Bolton.
Sam's mother would be disgusted, she had always told him to wash his hands before eating
Abandoned at 6 months old and raised by coots on kingsmead island lake. Sam found it hard to adjust to a normal life.
MattPilky
21-02-2006, 15:03
*In best Richard Attenbrough* : Here we see the result of the cemex mod mating ritual, whereby after copulation the female of the species devours the male
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*In best Richard Attenbrough* : Here we see the result of the cemex mod mating ritual, whereby after copulation the female of the species devours the male
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I think you mean Sir David Pilks http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Maybe Sam should`nt be so quick to pipe up, i`m not all to clever at this casting lark.
Pulling for a break had caused sam some serious damage!
MattPilky
22-02-2006, 10:02
whoops !
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Never did Sam think that he would ever wish Carol Thatcher was near by to help
paulleeson
23-02-2006, 09:16
SAM SAM the dustbin man, he will eat anything he finds, argh
WARNING,placing your baits in someone elses swim with a bait boat can seriously damage your health!
firesharpe
24-02-2006, 15:20
Sam's mother was very dissapointed that he was eating without washing his hands!!
"should never sof sslicked shat sstorm pole ins schiss schweather"
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