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/images/comp/012006_caption_pic.jpgPlease find the January 2006 caption competition photograph here. Its none other than DeanOr with the Stoney & Friends Nurses at the Carp Society show at Sandown Park.
Best caption wins some of the new Mike Winstone bait from Bankside Tackle!
Closing date for entries is 31st January 2006.
Best of luck!
Jimmy6bellies
03-01-2006, 13:18
Dean was loving the pre-op nurse type blokes...
Andy1664uk
03-01-2006, 13:24
Nurse 1: "His aftershave is gonna make me hurl - oooops here it comes"
The old ' vibrating mobile phone between the boobs trick' clearly didnt have the desired effect......................
"So this is what hetrosexuality is all about", said Dean
Jimmy6bellies
03-01-2006, 13:42
Gay, me, noooo. Look at me put my arms round these two girls...
MattPilky
03-01-2006, 14:34
Dean was only to pleased to help when he heard the picture was for a camption competition
Dean always enjoyed playing with his loose change in public
After a couple of shandys topped with lime, Dean had to be carried out of the show. Luckily, buckets were at hand to hide his "lightweight" humiliation http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
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MattPilky
03-01-2006, 15:54
I knew it was worth trying to befriend Dean when I saw this photo of him with his mum and sister..
MattPilky
03-01-2006, 16:00
Despite wearing their kinkiest outfits, the normally mobbed girls were still puzzled why the men wouldn't come near the collection buckets this time.
Dean was impressed with his "silent but violent" one, but the culprit was soon to be unmasked.....
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This wasn't Dean's first visit to the sperm bank, but they still refused his request for a withdrawal
MattPilky
03-01-2006, 16:20
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
NorfolkBob
03-01-2006, 16:54
not an entry but Dean was wearing that shirt for the Stoney thing in the summer! jeeeez get a new shirt Elton.
MikeLyddon053698
03-01-2006, 17:23
Dean was well pleased with how realistic his "fake" arms looked. Just glad the cameraman wasn't standing behind him http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
MikeLyddon053698
03-01-2006, 17:25
Nurse 1.
"Oi, is that your turking spod in your pocket Dean?"
Nurse 2.
"Nah, it's just his little pinkie"
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
MikeLyddon053698
03-01-2006, 17:26
And I thought it was Solar who made the Butt-Banger!!!
TheArchitect
03-01-2006, 19:24
This particular variation of the Oram reacharound clearly needed some work.
daytimedave
03-01-2006, 19:46
the will young tribute act was a big hit with the ladies at the sandown carp show!
......................I think I'd better leave right now
Before I fall any deeper
I think I'd better leave right now
Feeling weaker and weaker
Somebody better show me how
Before I fall any deeper
I think I'd better leave right now....................................etc etc
littlelegslee
03-01-2006, 20:06
"right ladies,which one of you wants to lend me their dress for the weekend"
The one in the middle was the looker of the bunch.
He looked please with his donations, and so he should be. Two buckets was a record!
Phew, those armpits, thats the shirt you were wearing at the Yateley Bash, in August.. http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
daytimedave
03-01-2006, 21:30
dont worry girls ,he`s got his eye on singy !
"I've got a girlfriend I have", " I have" "I bl@@dy well have you know" http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Once again Dean couldn't stop himself touching the goods at the 2005 sandown cross dressers championship.
MattPilky
04-01-2006, 09:34
the straight eye for the queer guy had come up trumps this time.
Trinny and Suzanna had their work cut out this time
MattPilky
04-01-2006, 09:40
following on from DTD's
......................I think I'd better leave right now
Before I get any camper
I think I'd better leave right now
Feeling up blokes left right and centre
Somebody better show me how
I can go any queerer
I think I'd better leave right now
MattPilky
04-01-2006, 09:44
Lambrini girls just wanna have fun..... screamed Dean
deans choice of tutti frutti deodorent didnt go down with the girl on the left, as shes about to puke into her bucket
dandysrule
04-01-2006, 12:51
"Quick, get the camera. Nobody on the forum will believe this when they see it"
MikeLyddon053698
04-01-2006, 12:52
If I look like I'm doing something for charity, will you please stop banning me http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Mick barnes
04-01-2006, 14:03
The girls felt safer than they had all weekend http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Dean: "Check out the lunchbox on him girls!"
fingibob
04-01-2006, 18:46
nurse 1 - jeez what has this guy been eating ?? i can't hold my breathe much longer !!
nurse 2 - keep smiling, keep smiling, it'll soon be over !
daytimedave
04-01-2006, 19:53
congratulations and a big well done to dean , for shaving off his " handle bar moustache '' in aid of macmillan cancer relief
daytimedave
04-01-2006, 20:11
dean kindley escorted the ladies away from the `blue oyster bar area
deanor was quite surprised with his third place in the martin bowler lookaliky compertion
Do a little dance.
Make a little love.
Get dean tonight.
He had no legs but he made the best of it.
after perfecting his bruce forsyth facial impression deanor decided it was time to try out the "do you want to go higher or lower" line with the young fillies..!
daytimedave
05-01-2006, 09:04
good to see eastenders stars jennine,rickie and bianca getting involved with macmillan cancer relief at sandown..............
rickeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey rickeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
The great thing is, He was asking about this picture, but we told him "Funky's" camera played up and it did not come out, http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif., but to cap it all, he is banned and and cannot see this for himself http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
MattPilky
05-01-2006, 12:51
Deans Dad ( on left ) and Sister held a lets get Dean a new shirt appeal..
Dean to Nurse 1: For gods sake....make your mind up.......either swallow it or spit it out.
MattPilky
05-01-2006, 14:58
The Sugar babes weren't sure about the new girl ...
Jimmy6bellies
05-01-2006, 16:27
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
littlelegslee
05-01-2006, 22:08
lmfao http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
nurses- "we thought we'd really struggle to find someone who would want a free trial enema,but this bloke was here within seconds"
dean i no your fishing the nursery lake but come on
dean is nurseing his injury while on sandurst fishin while carrying my lead stock
The new "stockings" for Yateley's Nurse-ery lake were going to be kept very hush hush.
Dean had asked for a depth of 6 inches and finally enough money was raised for the operation
keep smiling girls i know its hard but its for a good cause!
MatDorney
07-01-2006, 23:51
He tried his best to smile and keep the rest down, but the bucket of Deans Vomit was too much for her to handle....
nickthompson
08-01-2006, 16:58
It took two nurses to sergically remove Deans wallet from his pocket only to find it empty
greenjeepowner
08-01-2006, 20:32
just like buses, you wait for one and two come together, lucky dean. http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif
You had to be aware when buying in thailand.
Dean was deeply upset with the qualityof his mental patient fancy dress costume but he kept smiling through it all.
Mick barnes
09-01-2006, 11:09
Dean was well happy with the Fosters family planning clinic!
Smarts
Mick barnes
09-01-2006, 11:18
As expected....Dean found new models at cheap prices at the Sandown show.
Smarts
Mick barnes
09-01-2006, 11:19
Only Dean was disappointed with the change of nurses on the Stoney stand this year.......
wan_nabee
09-01-2006, 12:26
The best things in life are three, sexy, "fishy" nurses, B5 and RMC.
kelvin270980
09-01-2006, 21:40
I've never had more than one in a session b4!
littlelegslee
09-01-2006, 21:46
deanor "i bet this one on the right aint noticed me undoing her zip"
nurse"if this pr*t touches my boobs again im gonna knock that stupid grin off his face"
spot the imposter http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
"straight eye for the queer guy tv producers" got to work on deans rep immediately!
Dell_Boy
10-01-2006, 15:20
Proof that you can get BO under only one arm! http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Dell_Boy
10-01-2006, 15:22
Right girls I've spotted mine which one do you fancy?
Dell_Boy
10-01-2006, 15:23
Can you get these uniforms in PVC http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Fortunately for DeanOr, the nurses were on hand to assist him after he suddenly fainted at the bar, "I have virtually no recollection of what exactly happened" Dean explained. "One minute I'm standing at the bar, chatting to some short tranny, when I unexpectedly came over a little queer".
The chorus line was a bit cr*p to be honest.
Dean was overjoyed with the new kevin nash clothing range being modelled by the girls
" ohhh please tell me you can get those outfits in realtree girls !"
marginrodrob1
11-01-2006, 09:30
girls girls look right look at the bum on him (what i could do with that he was thinking)
the only time dean was happier was when his forum ban had been lifted for the umpteenth time!
Jimmy6bellies
12-01-2006, 14:56
Now ladies, did I ever tell you what I thought about Chelsea?
You lot wait http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Stoney and Funky first to be sacrificed http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
The 2 nurses completely eclipsed the activities of Christopher biggins behind Dean!
SteveTheSpod
12-01-2006, 21:40
I can drop money into each bucket at the same time.
Nurses what nurses http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif.
Dean wasnt sure what the nurses meant when they mentioned the "money shot!!"
WARNING "nurses to carry buckets to deal with poor hygene man" http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
daytimedave
13-01-2006, 20:47
dean felt so proud ,after the nurses informed him that marc almond only managed to fill one bucket
I wish i was im in the middle http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Jimmy6bellies
16-01-2006, 10:40
Deans proposition made nurse #1 feel sick! Still there was a couple of buckets on hand!
missing_frimley
17-01-2006, 13:47
The bet was formed at the bar after too much lager..... "100 squid if you cop a feel of the biggest pair of t!ts at the show".
... Just KingCarp to find and the girls would be rich.
The girls suddenly wished that they had taken the other offer of sitting in a bath full of baked beans to help raise money for charity.
NURSE 1" THERE`S A TERRIBLE SMELL COMING UP FROM UNDER THESE ARMS. "
NURSE 2 " YEH, BUT THAT`LL BE THE LAST THING ON YOUR MIND IF HE TAKES GRIP."
HAPPY DAYS http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif
In an attempt to steer Deanor safely back to hetro-land, his mates had lined up two tasty nurses to help 'guide him on his way'. After 8 pints of Stella, DeanOr was almost ready for the journey, but whilst one nurse still seems well up for it, the other seems to be having second thoughts. The look of "do I have to?" says it all really.
It's amazing the things some people do in the name of charity.
'Dont panic girls, im not into women really'.
After the success of the operation, dean escorted the nurses to the bins for one final goodby to his manhood
MattPilky
20-01-2006, 14:51
the girls didn't think much of the camp rodney trotter-a-gram
patricia2
22-01-2006, 22:38
"Any SMALL sample will do"
if his breath smelt of beer i could handle it but the lime smell is a bit overpowering
Dean " now remember girls its a pound a kiss and bagsy i get first go with them!"
Nurse 1 to Nurse 2
"My buckets not full yet but it will be very soon"
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Little did Dean know the Nurses were on a "Pull a pig night"
matthearn
24-01-2006, 20:29
Nurse one = has this guy ever heard of the word DEODRANTE
when the girls asked dean for a "fag" he was only to pleased to help.
deans suggestion of becoming the third cheeky girl hadnt gone down well with the other girls.
Stumbles
30-01-2006, 19:23
Nurse 1 finally realises why Dean O has got a smug grin on his face as the smell of the curly one he left in her bucket earlier reaches her nostrils http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
Mick barnes
31-01-2006, 08:32
Dean. could finally take it no longer. He wanted his clothes back now. http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
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