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Please find the November 2005 caption competition photograph here. We've had SteveFantastic, Thicky, Dr. 'Evil' Eric, The Boss, Mini Boss so its about time Billyo got some stick.... Here he is attending a winter session in his usual angling attire!
Best caption wins some of the new Mike Winstone Baits exclusively from Bankside Tackle.
Best of luck!
"Im a big Baycity Roller fan you know"
marginrodrob1
02-11-2005, 08:33
baseball cap , white trainers , coke, must be an essex boy
Cooperman
02-11-2005, 08:45
Did he ride his bike to the lake?
rhornegold
02-11-2005, 08:51
" Dale to Boy George "
He looks like a Nice Boy ?
All that mud and white trainers too.
The fancy dress pocked billiards final got underway to a mere ripple of applause
Ha, ha....that'll teach Tim Paisley to leave his trainers outside his bivvy at night.
Billy's mum had made sure he packed his PJ's, if only Billy had remembered to take them off for the Realtree winter collection photoshoot.
Unfortunately Billy failed to spot a rogue blue towel as he placed his beloved Burberry slacks in the machine.
i got up this morning and couldnt decide if i wanted to go fishing or play golf so i dressed for both occasions whilst i decide
daytimedave
02-11-2005, 11:26
lovely jubbly,all that free bait,......he he he ,its all mine ! all mine i tell you!!
MattPilky
02-11-2005, 11:33
Fox chav outfit available in M L FB and FFB...
Jimmy6bellies
02-11-2005, 15:23
"With a squeeze of the old lucky charms and a daft grin, I should get a run"
"yep, looks like they still aint dropped...."
"i wish i'd bought the matching jacket , i look a proper div with this realtree on"
daytimedave
02-11-2005, 20:14
singy decided to bring one of his scouse chav mates fishing with him,
alright alright,ey ey,alright soft lad..........no bizzies round here ay singy lad?
daytimedave
02-11-2005, 20:52
spectators began to arrive early for the `boxy sandhurst social'
billy had a prime bankside seat for the opening ceremony* !
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a rythmical display of `stella stick' and` pizza box reel balancing' combining ethnic and modern dance from various forum numptys,
Coka-Cola drop triple jump star Jonathan Edwards after he is caught pleasuring himself whilst dressed as a 'chav' and fishing in his pyjamas in the middle of winter..
daytimedave
03-11-2005, 13:32
billy always enjoyed the `kieth jenkins appreciation society'winter social !
craigwack
03-11-2005, 19:16
he looks like a CHAV , give him a ASBO
daytimedave
03-11-2005, 21:44
those pesky kingsmead pykies.....clear off, go on ,get off me chair....
whu4ever
03-11-2005, 23:22
if you got one shot............................
one shot at the black mirror..............
would take it.....................................
regards eminem http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
In true daffyd accent....
"I'm a chav you know.........I'm the only chav on the complex and thats that !" http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Jimmy6bellies
04-11-2005, 12:47
Billy done his best to make out he had no money when it came round to chipping in for the Stella.......
Billy looks remarkably chuffed after his night of passion with Dean in his bivvy!
Little did he know, the benefit fraud computers were homing in on this one..... http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
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Get your coat love, you've pulled
danster76
04-11-2005, 18:56
"Always Coca Cola"
I'm foooking Buzzin http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Billy was trying really hard to fit in with the Chav crew at his local lake, but just couldn't get it right.
Blue Burberry is 'so last year' and any respectable Chav knows that it's white socks with white trainers, not grey!
PRICER1973
08-11-2005, 18:53
COKE The Real Thing. Must be to sit there like that.
Billy, full of enthusiasm as ever!
You always feel sorry for people "Less off" than yourself, you just wouldn't wish a fox chair on anyone!
rhornegold
09-11-2005, 07:44
It must be Boxing Day and he's showing off his New Cloths and Trainers ?
yippee another five minutes and im off to my morris dancing class
rhornegold
09-11-2005, 19:51
Never mind the Morris dancing, in those cloths it's a Morris Minor he's after ?
Its your own fault Billy. Your mother warned you that if you kept pulling stupid faces, that one day you'd end up like that.
The fake smile didn't hide the fact that Billy was gutted he'd forgotten to bring his Fox Bivvy Table (tackle item of the week) to stand his drink on http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Damn it....i'll have to stop soon. I never bought any tissues along with me http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Klewless
10-11-2005, 10:40
Billy grinned as his vice like testicle grip tightened like a noose round the hangmans victim....
A day in the life of the Cemex website administrator.
The funny tasting cigarettes seemed to be having an effect.......
QuietlyAvinEm
10-11-2005, 11:10
The wry smile said it all, Billy knew he'd been rumbled playing trouser tents, it was Hands Up time but he hadn't quite finished.
Bankside Tackle "white trainers"......Tackle item of the week http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
After last week's hamster incident, Billy made sure his trousers were properly tucked in this time
On cold winter days, Billy took the reccomended advice and ensued his maggot was kept warm
me mum called me a chav
i said ' i int no chav man'
then i nicked her trousers
daytimedave
10-11-2005, 19:52
quick sam, cut his ticket ,he`s dropped a coke can! http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
daytimedave
10-11-2005, 20:34
i never new ronan keating was an angler!
Hookmaster
12-11-2005, 23:30
God i love doing these rig checks, it must be kept up and done on a regular basis. oopps i think that was a run. http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif
SonOfBuss
14-11-2005, 10:48
Lester Pigott takes a day off from the races
Mick barnes
15-11-2005, 17:07
"Right love, you dont have to do anything, I'll get them ready for you, just please show a bit of interest"
NorfolkBob
15-11-2005, 21:00
"1, 2 - phew!"
daytimedave
15-11-2005, 21:31
im told your missus has trouble finding it ,so its no point you trying to find it http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
heeee heeeee! I have not beeeeeen drinkin honest guv!
wrongrod
17-11-2005, 20:29
i am field testing the new female hormone dip. but i new using the wifes dirty knickers to air dry them would cause them to sweet up. so i am trying to rub them so they go nice and hard. honest
Klewless
18-11-2005, 11:35
Billy new that in the new sexy outfit his live in lover Girth would no longer be able to resist his regular advances http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
He seemed chuffed with him self, no one darred ask why.
It was an obvious case of pikie squatting rights on an poor carp anglers unattended chair.
lisachild
19-11-2005, 08:30
quick deano come over ere il giv ya a gobal on knobal.
exkingsmeadchef
20-11-2005, 18:51
Billyo thought "The lads where right Coke on you bits does tingle"
No Billy, when I said coke makes you feel funny I didnt mean the bloody drink!
The free "coke" was not what he had in mind when he bought his new reebok classics.
daytimedave
22-11-2005, 19:58
local police praised the swift actions of the kingsmead bailiff team in dealing with an escaped prisoner who had been seen acting suspiciously on cemex property,
ps.
the pink fluffy handcuffs used in the citizens arrest are still awaiting collection from staines police station.
New Realtree pattern being fieldtested (RealChav)........Probably wont catch on this time http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Shortly after this photo was taken, Gardner withdrew Billy as a field tester.
DanCleary
25-11-2005, 10:08
"didn't you know, Pyjamas are the new real tree"
daytimedave
25-11-2005, 20:46
due to billys flatuance and B.O
cemex decided to move his forum admin office outside !
The new pikey clothing range was a big seller for shimano, ther models were top notch too.
daytimedave
26-11-2005, 21:07
billy is so tight,he rolls his ciggerettes in his pocket!
greenjeepowner
27-11-2005, 18:23
them boilies are feeling a bit squigy.
topcarp2
29-11-2005, 17:44
"just borrowin your chair mate while i get ur next surprise ready"
What do you mean 'did I put any whisky in the coke?' Of course I did, I was bloody freezing! And no, I don't care what I look like, cos I'm a) drunk and b) lovely and warm. Now go away and let me be.
On this occasion the old adage about big feet didn't ring true http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Mick barnes
30-11-2005, 16:13
Billy daydreamed, while he peeled an orange in his pocket....with boxing gloves on!
daytimedave
30-11-2005, 20:07
penny for the guy! penny for the guy!..........................
Billy replies "I am the guy"
Twelve pound fifty for you big boy......
exkingsmeadchef
01-12-2005, 00:08
The smile said it all,the sugar was kicking in and soon the Bi anual realtree sponserd "MC Hammer danceathon" would be under way.
He tried to put a brave face on it, but he had just sat on his spod.
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