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Billyo
10-10-2005, 11:43
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It's a little late, but please find the October 2005 caption competition photograph here. It's none other that CEMEX Angling's moderator, Dr. Eric Roberts, so time to get your own back!

Best caption wins a Bankside Tackle bait voucher.

Best of luck!
daytimedave
10-10-2005, 11:56
has he got pro logic underpants on aswell......................???
daytimedave
10-10-2005, 11:58
come on eric,dont play with it,lets get it down the hospital so we can sew it back on!
singy
10-10-2005, 11:59
Here we see angling's very own walking billboard on his wedding day.
singy
10-10-2005, 12:00
Eric knew it was time to finally get his grotesque swollen fingers sorted out
Dell_Boy
10-10-2005, 12:59
The look on Erics face when he realised Ann Summers new range was not all he thought it would be!
GarethS
10-10-2005, 13:12
"I dont think much of DD Baits quality control, look what i found in this pot!"

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daytimedave
10-10-2005, 13:19
oi oi its derek the dons willy warmer http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
miller
10-10-2005, 13:34
Wow..its the mussel king. Mussle in his dip.....and one extra large muscle in his right arm due to being such a ^%$£*& http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Fagin
10-10-2005, 13:40
"This isnt quite what I was expecting when I ordered a 'Danish Delight' in DD"
miller
10-10-2005, 13:41
The incredible weight gains achievable through using DD Baits are clearly in evidence here. Just look at that double chin http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
GarethS
10-10-2005, 14:05
The experiment regarding Woody69's one piece stocking suit hadnt gone to well, as the Doctor found out to his disappointment http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Jutslut
10-10-2005, 16:17
'what i just rub this on my face?'
'thats right, and you'll be shaving like the bigger boys in no time'
Jutslut
10-10-2005, 16:21
'once again Dr Eric's smart mouth had reaped its reward from the lads in the tackle shop'
Jutslut
10-10-2005, 16:26
ray mears was looking unusually downbeat whilst demonstrating the latest in bivvy based cuisine
daytimedave
10-10-2005, 16:28
erics dutch bait supplier seemed to have got the wrong end of the stick about the weed problem !
singy
10-10-2005, 16:30
"The ladies are in trouble tonight" chuckled Eric as he removed his only working testicle from the jar
barbel62
10-10-2005, 17:35
dr roberts pictured at the "crime scene" investigating evidence in the "poo on the pond" case ,carefully checking for signs of sweetcorn etc that could lead to the capture of the culprit
Z3k
10-10-2005, 18:27
Wot!... who's crapped in my pop ups? http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Fagin
10-10-2005, 19:55
Dr Eric concluded that the condom was at fault to his wifes sudden pregnancy.
whu4ever
11-10-2005, 09:16
see theres no need to poo on the paths.just dispose of like so http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
miller
11-10-2005, 09:45
It would appear that DD baits really are ***** after all.

no swearing before the watershed please... kids and all that.
jimmyg
11-10-2005, 11:28
Dr Eric realised he had brought a patients sample pot and not his pop up pot!
jimmyg
11-10-2005, 11:30
"Take two of these every four hours and if theres no change in a week come back and see me again"
singy
11-10-2005, 11:37
A look of horror, followed by cold sweat and shivers over came Eric as he opened his prescription suposatories.
jimmyg
11-10-2005, 11:56
Dr Eric couldnt work out why his patients were complaining about his latest alternative medicine piles cure.
PondPikey
11-10-2005, 12:06
"Today I will be mostly eating....."
jimmyg
11-10-2005, 12:06
Arguing with the wife whilst she makes your packed lunch isnt advisable decided Eric.
Jimmy6bellies
11-10-2005, 12:41
Steady, steady....

The biscuit dunkin' retrieval demo was going well!
NickyH
11-10-2005, 12:54
"Maybe I shoud wash my clothes in this dip ?"
daytimedave
11-10-2005, 12:55
eric loves his size 4/0 sea hooks!,
sam
11-10-2005, 13:46
eric was suprised to find that 18 months after showcasing dd baits in the mail, people were still claiming it was something new...

**sam**
Klewless
11-10-2005, 14:13
No wonder they went for a younger fitter model to front up the range of DD 'supa' baits....

If only Dr Eric had gone for the Mario look..... http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
singy
11-10-2005, 14:19
Finally Dr Eric's new brain was ready
miller
11-10-2005, 14:24
What have Dr Eric and DD Baits got in common???

They're both full of ***** http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

no swearing before the watershed please... kids and all that.
Tadpolepat
11-10-2005, 18:04
Academia was reportly pleased with the combined doctorate of "Shameless Promotion and Hemorrhoid Removal".
tinker
11-10-2005, 19:47
i'm sure i told her to pack the "turkish delight"
tinker
11-10-2005, 19:51
dr eric still had 2 nights to go and had already stuffed all his burgers - so here goes
tinker
11-10-2005, 19:57
"i can't believe i helped develop this [censored]"
paulleeson
12-10-2005, 07:24
Waiter, there's something in my danish.
miller
12-10-2005, 09:19
The old wives tale of "If you keep playng with it, it'll fall off" obviously had an element of truth to it after all.
stehudson
12-10-2005, 09:26
i told you if you kept playing with it it would fall off !
stehudson
12-10-2005, 09:28
i think she has taken the potty training to far this time
singy
12-10-2005, 09:29
Finally proof that someone else had been using Eric's Danish Delight lube
miller
12-10-2005, 10:18
Thats the last time i lend my dip to Jimmy White http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
DeanOr
12-10-2005, 14:15
Dr Eric liked to perform on himself (operations) sadly this one went very wrong and had to be sent off for further tests
jimmyg
12-10-2005, 14:32
Dr Eric decided that his career change to pathology had been an error on his part.
Mick barnes
12-10-2005, 16:29
Eric sells his soul for a cumberland sausage.
jimmyg
13-10-2005, 07:25
since the danish hadnt qualified for the world cup, they decided the rest of the world would pay.starting bizzarely with english anglers!
singy
13-10-2005, 09:09
After spending a fortune on what Eric thought was a classy lady of the night, he was somewhat dissapointed and bemused when his danish delight finaly turned up.
rhornegold
13-10-2005, 09:58
Blimey I thought it was Sam ?
tinker
13-10-2005, 19:03
blimey i'm a DR i should know - yep it definately says its a suppository http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Malone
13-10-2005, 19:28
I always thought you had to keep it on ice if they wanted to sew it back on?
Boxy
17-10-2005, 16:17
All of a sudden, dessert just didnt look very appealing anymore.
Jellitot
17-10-2005, 18:05
Eric was upset to find that he's danish delights were not as good
as the ones he had seen advertised in the local telephone box !

Jellitot
Boxy
18-10-2005, 09:51
Thats not what I meant by dipping your wick Dr E..............
jimmyg
18-10-2005, 10:47
Eric had noticed a decline in the quality of his favourite Danish Pot Noddle sancks.
Huggy
19-10-2005, 14:02
<font color="blue">DR ERIC CONCLUDED THAT THE ONLY WAY HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO HOLD A LARGE CHUBBY IN HIS HANDS WOULD BE TO TRY A SPOT OF MASTER BAITING </font>
Huggy
19-10-2005, 14:26
<font color="blue">THE SMELLY STAINS ON THE STOCKINGS INDICATED THAT THE LOCAL DANISH DELIGHT MIGHT NEED TO BE CAREFULLY EXAMINED BY THE DR</font>
Klewless
19-10-2005, 15:38
After hauling a innordinately large number of 5Ib and 6Ib + chub over the last couple of evenings on a new secret method - the wise Dr looked dejectedly at 'yesterdays method'....
daytimedave
20-10-2005, 08:59
that was one hell of a social !
who had the `kofte kebeb' last night?
Jutslut
20-10-2005, 16:57
'what with my gag reflex, it looks like i'll be going hungry tonight'
ivanpeacock
21-10-2005, 13:36
After 3 months, Eric finally remembered where he'd left his pet gerbil.
foxey
21-10-2005, 23:36
bloody ell this is going straight back to tescos in the morning
foxey
21-10-2005, 23:37
when the missis said did i want a nice bit of danish with my lunch i wasnt expecting this
Richk
22-10-2005, 16:18
"I do like a bit of Danish" http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
simon_cat
22-10-2005, 20:06
Not much survived when fire swept through the Wallace and Gromett
warehouse, but doctors were confident that with the right treatment Morph would make a full recovery...
daytimedave
22-10-2005, 21:55
april 2004` 'caption contest winner `eric, finaly recieves his bait!.........
thicky
25-10-2005, 12:19
He talks sxxt and eats sxxt...........................LOL http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
marginrodrob1
25-10-2005, 12:29
If i don't get this splinter out of my thumb soon it will turn black and i will have to have it amputated. if i keep dipping it in this danish delight it might stop it smelling
ivanpeacock
28-10-2005, 21:00
After three days in the bivvy, Eric just couldn't think straight any more.

Eat it? cast it? Eat it? Cast it?
Joephus
29-10-2005, 01:49
DD Baits pops quality had slipped to say the least!
Joephus
29-10-2005, 01:51
Theres a bit of 'the don' in every pot! There advertisment sloggan had suddenly hit home.
Joephus
29-10-2005, 01:53
The holy grail had been achieved.....a moderator had found a brain.... http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

3....2.....1....Banned.
AntiEuro
31-10-2005, 11:51
dr who doya nik abolockov inspects his latest invention