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Please find the September 2005 caption competition photograph here. Wady poses with the magnificent Road Lake Linear.
Best caption wins a Bankside Tackle bait voucher.
Best of luck!
marginrodrob1
01-09-2005, 08:41
im going to have to have a [censored] soon
rhornegold
01-09-2005, 09:11
Now I have got my Passport Photo, will he Put Me Back !! ! ! !!!
MattPilky
01-09-2005, 09:53
Wady likes a drink, but even he was a little shocked to find out the damp patch he'd been suffering with in his bag turned out to be this
MattPilky
01-09-2005, 09:57
the roady linear was happy to appear with wady on the cemex website.. however she was a little miffed to see that billyo can't spell poses... http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
"If I can just let out this enormous fart brewing, I might be able to blow that silly looking hat off his head......"
After a long, hard night of love making, with a tear in his eye and a heavy heart, Wady released his loved one back to the pond
MattPilky
01-09-2005, 11:07
the best thing about being an umpa lumpa is the fact the 6lbers in your pictures look really big
Whilst on exercise deep in the wilderness of Hampshire, the 2nd batallion royal marines manage to sneak in a few hours and land a PB!
NEWSFLASH!!!!
SAS hero is sensationally fired for not wearing camo paint on his face.
The SAS soldier in question had this to say 'FCK it im going fishing'.
God, that Wady's good. He can even catch them when he's asleep.
Jimmy6bellies
01-09-2005, 13:31
With a pained look on his face he thought to himself, I must get my hemorrhoids sorted....
Whilst chanting a buddhist mantra and praying for food.....look what dropped into his outstretched arms !!
As the hungry immigrants approached, Wady prepared to reinact the feeding of the five thousand.
R.L. Linear says....
"smile man, i physically cant, but you've got no excuse. C'mon mate, you're making me look bad!"
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Big Linear says
'Thats right HAT BOY, you keep staring at me and im gonna bitch slap your face with my tail'
Although his son was an odd little fellow he still found time to play 'aeroplane' in the park with him.
Wady was starting to show signs of the dodgy curry repeating on him.
Wady says,
"just like the rest of my kit I borrowed this from someone else"
http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Tadpolepat
01-09-2005, 15:48
Bailiffs were said to be concerned at the abuse of CEMEX Angling's "No Wady" rule.
daytimedave
01-09-2005, 20:40
ooo...i must remember to pick up a pint of milk on the way home!...
SteveTheSpod
01-09-2005, 23:45
"Darling I love, but my wife mught find out"
wady struggles to work out exactley what it is he has caught,
after being in the jungle for weeks on end wady wonders if it will fit in the oven
Wady says.....
"Hurry up and take the damn photo, I cant hold this fart in much longer!"
hurry up my drink is going warm http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
it's nice to have a girl in my arms again http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
He'd been after the fish for so long Wady started to resemble his quarry. Let's hope his next target 'the parrot' comes to the net a little quicker
Wady was pleased with his new wind sheild.
Now available from 'Wady PVC and Rubber products' the all new self inflating carp. As used by such anglers as, Terry H, Nige S, ETC. http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Or the all new Pastie carp, as used by Cash, Barney etc http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
this fish is going to cost me big time in the pub,why did i have to catch it in the day http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
i should get a new hat for this fish,said wady the blagger
whu4ever
02-09-2005, 17:08
are you sure these oral viagra work !!!!
Carp says:
Take that silly hat off and put me back....... you'll ruin my image
Mick barnes
03-09-2005, 11:33
But Wady, please don't phone Starsky for the piccies, you know he's only used to pasties and you'll make him mad. http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Cor blimey mister, have you just dropped a wrong un (Sniff) coz summit smells, and it sure as hell weren't me!
Fish: "For crying out loud man, stop blowing in my ear, how many times do I have to tell you, the answers NO!" http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif
daytimedave
04-09-2005, 09:02
wady was wishing he had`nt asked his missus to do the photo`s..............
`its the big button on the top,press it down gently......christ sake women!
wady - thinking - what a beautiful creature
fish- thinking - wait till i tell the others how ugly this one was
Fishyman48
06-09-2005, 20:03
Linear to Wady. " Excuse me mate but can I borrow your hat. All those chopped boilies are playin havoc with me guts and I can't hold it much longer".
they stared each other out surely one of them would blink soon
Which mug, caught which mug http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Jimmy6bellies
08-09-2005, 11:35
The next new craze:
"Tantric Carping"
....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Andy1664uk
08-09-2005, 13:20
"whats that say ? . . . . Ah this way up"
Dell_Boy
08-09-2005, 15:19
You are feeling sleepy...............you are feeling sssleeeepeee....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
paulleeson
09-09-2005, 08:57
I got down here, now i can't get up http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
barbel62
09-09-2005, 21:56
wady and the linear go head to head in the annual thunderbirds puppet bottom lip posing cometition
Madam Tussaud's wax work of Stef Horak was nearly spot on....
97, 98, 99, 100.........COMING READY OR NOT !!!
Mick barnes
10-09-2005, 15:07
Listen Wady " you might be Kosovan but one sign of a fork and I'm off"
Result; two boxes of wine for Wady tonight!
with arms only built for lifting a glass Wady followed through as he picked up the linear.
you beauty said wady to the wine http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
all i need now is a cork screw,said wady http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
marginrodrob1
13-09-2005, 21:38
I knew that rig was good when i tried on myself the only problem is i left me with a fat bottom lip "it narf hurts"
im ready for a good clear out now http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Dell_Boy
14-09-2005, 13:17
Right Ali,
For the next session of 'guess the weight' you hold it out like this....
Close your eyes.................and for every minute you can hold it with out your arms resting on your legs add 1lb.
I make this fella about 4lb http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
CARPINITREEL
14-09-2005, 13:24
You farted?? http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
CARPINITREEL
14-09-2005, 13:27
Listen mate when you said a shoot for OK magazine I thought I would be laying on your bed or over the chaise longue!! http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
CARPINITREEL
14-09-2005, 13:36
With a face like that I no longer feel like a fish out of water! http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
"Hey! Just be careful where you put that thumb"
This guy obviously thinks I'm one of the biggest in the lake. Wait till I tell Grandma!
marginrodrob1
16-09-2005, 16:14
cant poo here people have started a thread about poo on the pond already
SteveTheSpod
20-09-2005, 21:53
I don't remember eating that
The latest episode of "Can't Cook Won't Cook" looked like it was going to be an absolute classic !!
happyhammer
22-09-2005, 15:34
"I wait forever for a run and this comes along before the collagen injection swelling eases"
Bloody HBS nut bait, look at the allergic reaction! My good looks ruined http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
The old traditionalists were shocked when world gurning champion Wady enlisted the help of a fat mirror carp instead of the traditional horse harness at this years championships.
"....and when i kiss this fish she'll turn into a beautiful princess and i'll love her and she'll love me and we'll live together forever and ever in a big castle and...."
Uhhhh,ahhhh,ohhh,emmmmm i needed that.........
The RMCs phantom "Poo'er on the pond'er" revealed his discrete tactics for the camera.
The last time Frogger leant Wady his unhooking mat it took weeks for him to suss out where the smell was coming from
wady's happiness at catching the linear disintegrated as he realised he'd just sat on his last box of wine...
Klewless
30-09-2005, 15:46
No wonder Wady looked horrified - he's just bin told that there is 4 pages of utterely unfunny remarks infering he had colon problems on the website.....
This one included.....
Helps if its a funny picture to start with i guess......
not long now another couple of days and you'll be spawning my babies http://www.cemexangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
if you'll be my secret girlfriend i promise not to tell anyone,,,pleeeease say yes
wadey:i thought i was ugly
reply:you can't talk look at that hat
wadey:you remind me of a ex she smelt just like you
reply: did she say you looked like a twat in that hat as well.
daytimedave
01-10-2005, 18:40
Post deleted by IanWelch
look if your going to tell your mates about my bait im not putting you back ok,now make up your mind
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