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/images/comp/062005_caption.jpgPlease find caption competition photograph here for June 2005. The best caption will win a Bankside Tackle (http://www.banksidetackle.com) bait voucher.
This months photo is of Ian 'McChemo' Russell. Do your worst! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Bill.
After desposing of Mike's body, Ian made off with Mike's hat and bait
First its Shrek at HBS colouring his hair ginger, now it's chemo getting in on the act!
My first fan club "how sweet"
Scientists at first thought the Acute Scottish Syndrome ([censored]) was hereditary but on recent evidence, rumours of it being a highly infectious airborne virus were doing the medical rounds..... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
To the tune of "Donald wheres ya trooosers" with thick scottish accent......
"....Michael wheres' ya pop ups" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade all of that from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take our boiiillieeess.
EssexLad05
04-06-2005, 00:39
After banking as many forties as he had hot dinners, Ian set off with his bag to capture the Loch Ness Monster...
"Do you want to come into my play tent, I have some sweetys for you!"
Mick barnes
05-06-2005, 12:00
While Mike was smoking his fag after their all night session, Ian escaped with the pictures securing his gold card for ever.
Scotland have actually won a game [censored] the fishing im off home to watch the historic highlights
BreamKing
06-06-2005, 09:28
Mike's carefully hidden camera revealed ChrisW to be the elusive bankside pie thief
MattPilky
06-06-2005, 11:16
Ian's MikeH disguise fooled the guards and he successfully sneaked off with the secrets of Mc Sporren baits secret new pop ups
MattPilky
06-06-2005, 11:22
Scientists were made to apologise when MikeH's at first rediculed 'Mc baldness wundercure' even worked on this bloke...
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
MattPilky
06-06-2005, 11:25
Finally police cornered the elusive Scottish Y front thief Ian Mcsniffit.
After a liberal dosing of N-Butyric acid, Ian moved on to the next angler
The scottish clan always came heavily prepared for the sessions in the nearby turdis....... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
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Arfur_Dollar
06-06-2005, 12:42
The Daily Star simply read ; "Mick Hucknall Stole My Pop-ups"
missing_frimley
06-06-2005, 18:23
Upon discovering that his handbag was devoid of bog roll and wet wipes, Ian disguised himself as Mike H and reversed “ar5e first” into Cash’s bivvy......
"Lets see how long it is til he wants some heathrow bait now"
Get off my new baits, thay aint released yet (carrot mix only) Shhhh.
CARPINITREEL
10-06-2005, 13:04
Ha, gucci as well! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
after planting the chilli oil in Cooperman's bivvy, ian was straight on the phone to Garth
Fisher_Man
10-06-2005, 16:29
HBS - Hoots Bonny Scotland -not...more like Hairy Bag Snatcher
HBS......
Hamish's bait snatching.......
The tooth fairy had real hit on hard times.
McRussell had successfully swapped baits and left the poor dozing carp fisher with some HBS rubbish ! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif
despite searching highlands and low, ian still couldnt find his 30mm strawberry pop up.
The wig was subtle enough to just keep people guessing.
leaving allibee's bivvy to the slogan " and all because the lady loves HBS "
EssexLad05
14-06-2005, 23:47
Ian took the 'tie your tutti-frutie boilies to a hair' tip a little TOO seriously.
The love child of Hippy and Ian Russel was finally let on the loose...
He'd been eating those boilies like M&M's.
paulleeson
17-06-2005, 08:13
looking like that, i would run away aswell
CARPINITREEL
17-06-2005, 09:16
Jut of to empty the old colostomy! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
MattPilky
17-06-2005, 12:08
His comedy days behind him Russ Abbott spent his days dangling des o connor records on various RMC venues..
ok ok ok .......so you caught me with my hand bag.
A brand new day and with a smile on his face and a spring in his step, the HBS door to door salesman sets off again to drum up some trade.... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Mick barnes
18-06-2005, 13:23
Listen, I've put the hat and wig on. I am not painting my face blue and white, now let me win the match.
Winston7
19-06-2005, 10:20
Wanted
Have you been approached by this rather malnourished man begging for lucheon meat. Last confirm sighting in the 1978 Argentina World cup finals... and more recently caught on camera in Wraysbury making off with member's pack lunch !
barbel62
25-06-2005, 14:02
years of overnight sessions had made jocks farmer giles swell to an extreme size but after a quick application of preparation h he found a short toasting over the gas stove gave him welcome relief
Instant_Korma
29-06-2005, 20:42
"..Does my bum look big in this ..?"
big issue big issue come at get your big issue.
if the crazy frog can do it so can i... ding ding ding darrrrrrrrrr weeeeeeeeeeeee me lad
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