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Billyo
03-05-2005, 11:41
/images/comp/may05_caption_pic.jpgPlease find the May 2005 caption photograph. Best caption wins some Bankside Tackle (http://www.banksidetackle.com) bait products.

Closing date is 31st May 2005.

Bill.
Mick barnes
03-05-2005, 11:57
"There see how you like it"
MartinJ
03-05-2005, 12:21
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
missing_frimley
03-05-2005, 12:47
Taking heed of Kevin Gash's advice, he always got underneath his titan for trophy shots in the rain.
Medway
03-05-2005, 12:55
The new prototype 'Waterfalls' camo smock proving yet again it's set to rival the Realtree range of clothing.
Medway
03-05-2005, 12:56
Dont you just hate these sudden down-pours at this time of year?
singy
03-05-2005, 13:09
His family and friends could never understand how catching carp could give you that wet feeling down below http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Tadpolepat
03-05-2005, 13:27
Few thought that Gandalf would be the one to hold Sandhurst's first 40.
MattPilky
03-05-2005, 14:45
L'oreal because I'm worth it...
MattPilky
03-05-2005, 14:46
new from the nash stable..
instacarper...
place magic bean in floor and apply water...
MattPilky
03-05-2005, 14:48
I knew that most things grew bigger down south, but that seagull must of been massive.
Fisher_Man
03-05-2005, 20:24
No! pour it on the bloody fish.....
cheshirecarper
03-05-2005, 22:17
at the precise moment of the picture Deanor happened to walk past (you can see where this is going http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif )

when the cry went out go on lets see the bulge of your sack poor Dean had other ideas........... and promplty emptied his when seeing the size of that blokes bulge...

(for legal reasons we dont condione theuse of sacks on rmc waters http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif )however for comedy value ... well... its just entertainment http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Wilde1
04-05-2005, 05:06
'Welcome to my world' said the fish
Wilde1
04-05-2005, 05:11
With tactical precision the boys sprang into action to give (Insert Name) his yearly shower.
BuggedByTench
04-05-2005, 13:37
I don't know about a winning caption, but I can see why you would want to mask your identity!
It isn't a Knobbly Knees contest, you know!!!!!
Nice fish though http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Medway
05-05-2005, 12:02
There's me trying to look me best and this numpty's just ruined me picture. Said the carp.
Medway
05-05-2005, 12:05
Why do i always get caught by the wettest idiot on the lake?
Medway
05-05-2005, 12:07
That's graditude for you. Your someones new PB and all they want to do is mess around. Said the Carp.
rhornegold
05-05-2005, 13:16
Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head------
rhornegold
05-05-2005, 13:18
No you Wally,

I said a Bit of water on the Carp Please.! !
rhornegold
05-05-2005, 13:19
Is this Water Sports ?
singy
05-05-2005, 13:19
After 6 months in the same swim, the rest of the boys took any oppertunity to give Stig a wash
miller
05-05-2005, 14:22
For christs sake love, get out the way.........i don't care if your waters have broken, this is a pb.
alanrio
05-05-2005, 14:25
take 2 carp to the lake? I just wash and go
Fisher_Man
06-05-2005, 22:53
Weather forecast did say localised showers!
miller
06-05-2005, 22:54
It was always rumoured he was a pi55 head. Here's the proof http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
sherlock_holmes
07-05-2005, 09:14
I said put some water on the fish stupid http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif
dazzle
08-05-2005, 03:46
And so it came to fruition, that after years of waiting, Jonah (The unluckiest Carp angler in the world) finally managed to catch his first Carp, and a rather large specimen nonetheless, things were certainly looking up, a fish had finally graced his net, the weather was fantastic, his camera had film in, & a mate was on hand to do the pic's. Perfect.


And as Jonah steadied himself for the obligatory mug shots, he looked up and announced to his friend "My luck has finally changed mate, anyone would think I'd trod in.........."S**t" exclaimed the co pilot of the 747 bound for the continent, "I've just hit the wrong button & discharged the front karsie over dry land"
BuggedByTench
08-05-2005, 19:23
Is it a dream fish? Or just another WET Dream !!!!!

http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
dazzle
09-05-2005, 00:12
"Are you certain we require so much Holy water Danny?" The preist enquired during production of the new "Korda Carp Christening" DVD.
ghost
10-05-2005, 14:21
"what a cracker"..in a husky irish accent http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
ghost
10-05-2005, 14:23
a passing teredactyl suddenly found itself a few kilos lighter..
ghost
10-05-2005, 14:25
customer: how come my flights are so cheap?

airline assistant: because we dont install toilets for charter flights sir!

customer: so where does that hole in the floor go to then?

airline asistant: dont worry sir, it goes over the sea... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
ghost
10-05-2005, 14:31
Gandalf the grey:....sarumans forces are growing stronger in isengurd, GO!.... go now carp, swim and tell frodo they are coming!!!!
finboy
10-05-2005, 14:31
Master ! Master ! smeegol dont's like waters !
EssexLad05
11-05-2005, 22:20
''After terrorising everyone in her neighbourhood, Samara thought she'd take a break and try fishing....to great effect!!''
EssexLad05
11-05-2005, 22:25
''After reading various magazines, the carp realised that for his safety, you must apply water to keep your catch wet at all times''
Nathan
12-05-2005, 11:27
At last I am at one with the Carp!
Nathan
12-05-2005, 11:28
Cor the things that happen when you aint got no trousers on!
dumpy
12-05-2005, 18:22
Them bloody seagulls have been eating my high protein boilies again http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
dumpy
12-05-2005, 18:26
Thats what you get for stepping out of your bivie http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Dan_H
12-05-2005, 21:48
The Carp God strikes back!
Fisher_Man
13-05-2005, 11:22
Disney Voice - from Dumbo... ...Have you ever seen an elephant fly ....

Yes, I'm awash with the end result....
Wilde1
13-05-2005, 21:27
Those seagulls get bigger every year!
steve_howard
14-05-2005, 08:23
At a recent modern art exhibition the 'Carp leaping up a waterfall' exhibit created a good deal of interest. Passing comments were such as "Blimey, Viagra might keep you up but Niagra won't let you down!" and "ever heard the saying.. don't go chasing waterfalls mate?" and "instant carper eh, just add water!" and "bream me up Scotty, I can't hold her" and "mummy, is that hands that do fishes are soft on your face" but the best comment was when a carp angler spotted the exhibit... Knowing the soggy angler personally he commented "he wouldn't normally catch, he just happened to have his hands apart asking".. "what do I do next?"
Fisher_Man
16-05-2005, 07:32
Did you have to put a dampner on things?
Fisher_Man
16-05-2005, 07:36
Thought this could only happen at SeaWorld
Fisher_Man
16-05-2005, 07:39
Listen John, you baptised me last week now let me do the fishes and bread bit otherwise I'll get cross...
Wilde1
16-05-2005, 09:59
Suddenly the one that got away crashes nearby.
Tadpolepat
16-05-2005, 17:27
With little tree climbing experience, nearby Ian Poole suddenly found himself caught short...
Nathan
16-05-2005, 20:27
And now over to area 51 where the secret testing of the stealth cloak seems to be paying off.
Fisher_Man
17-05-2005, 08:15
Kirk to Enterprise - "Transporters are malfunctioning, must be all the Carbon Rods in this location"
Hippy
17-05-2005, 09:40
The Nashbait boys weren't joking when they said they'd p##s all over the opposition.......
Shadow
18-05-2005, 09:03
It makes a change from getting a soaking in my titan......
Arfur_Dollar
18-05-2005, 14:18
** NEW FROM NEVIN KASH - 'FORTY AND ANGLER IN A BUCKET'....SIMPLY SHAKE AND POUR...HEY PRESTO! INSTANT 40! **
thicky
18-05-2005, 16:16
Without doubt Arfur Dollar wins brilliant fella!LOL http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
foxey
18-05-2005, 18:19
who needs expensive tackle when its easier to stand under the waterfall and catch them as they come down
foxey
18-05-2005, 18:20
jesus proves carp fishing has been around for thousands of years
davesg
19-05-2005, 19:16
"Take two bottles into the shower"?

"No, I just fish 'n' go"
EssexLad05
20-05-2005, 19:50
Unfortunately, the Camera man couldnt hold the sneeze for long enough.
AndyHull
23-05-2005, 13:00
He'd watched the Korda Underwater Carp Fishing DVDs too many times. Now he paid the price and became an underwater carper...
ivocarp
23-05-2005, 13:47
you have just been crowned for the best down poor head angler, watch out for the weather...Carps.
Joephus
24-05-2005, 15:35
The new 'wet look' gel was impressive to say the least!
TheCarpHugger
24-05-2005, 17:38
"What do you mean a 40 is only worth a silver shower? " Spose its a 50 for the golden one !!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Carpchasser
26-05-2005, 16:54
"Lets see if we can cause an angler to risk dropping a fish"
rhornegold
26-05-2005, 21:05
When I clap my Hands, You will be Holding a Carp.

[censored]-- Wrong Spell
davetoland
28-05-2005, 04:03
thanks..... i meant, on the carp!
blobby
28-05-2005, 08:16
it,s a cracker http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif <font color="red"> </font color>
daviduk
30-05-2005, 16:45
Mirror mirror by the falls ,whos the fairest of them all
CARPINITREEL
31-05-2005, 11:37
Just thought we'd p**s on his parade! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
EssexLad05
31-05-2005, 23:23
The water was poured over his head to awake him from the beautiful day dream, he was really holding a 2lb tench....