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/images/comp/Lew-and-Cash.jpgPlease find photo for March 2005 caption contest. Lewis and Cash 'face-off' at the 2004 Numptyphon (The Valentines Day Massacre!).
Best caption wins some Bankside Tackle (http://www.banksidetackle.com) bait products.
Closing date is: 31 March 2005.
Bill.
Ooooo, next time can you warm your hands
Mark1chuck
10-03-2005, 16:00
No tongues..............said Cash.
BreamKing
10-03-2005, 16:03
Maybe if we act like a couple DeanOr will stop sending us those suggestive PMs...
Mark1chuck
10-03-2005, 16:03
Cash gets a close up view of the new Gardner Quentin Tarantio look-a-like Cormorant Scarer.
Mark1chuck
10-03-2005, 16:08
Prize giving at the Gay Fish-in is always popular.
Here beaten finalist Cash is about to recieve his Prize from Lewis.
Mark1chuck
10-03-2005, 16:10
I love you Lew Lew, oh say you love me, go on, i know you do really.
Mark1chuck
10-03-2005, 16:12
Bloody hell Lewis you been eating those Monster Crab boilies again?
Mark1chuck
10-03-2005, 16:23
When news filtered back to the RMC forum that 'Cash was in' during the Numtyphon, everyone assumed he had caught a fish !
catchalot
10-03-2005, 16:33
Let me show you how us Carpark anglers do it.
Meet me in my bivvy later.
The turn out for this years 'lookin' 'ard' competition was very disapointing
Mark1chuck
10-03-2005, 16:41
Lewis does nothing to quash the rumours that his marriage is nothing more than a charade.
Mark1chuck
10-03-2005, 16:43
I may not look 'ard but i certainly feel 'ard, don't i Cash.
Mark1chuck
10-03-2005, 16:46
I can't pay for the Day Tickets now, but i will have plenty of Cash on me tonight.
Mark1chuck
10-03-2005, 16:49
Is that a vibrating remote in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me.
Mark1chuck
10-03-2005, 16:57
Blimey Cash your RMC Avatar is better looking than you.
Mark1chuck
10-03-2005, 17:16
Yeah but Lewis, you do look like someone who spends all day on carp forums.
Mark1chuck
10-03-2005, 17:19
How can i win this Lewis, 1x fish every 3x years proves your the greatest Numpty of all.
Tadpolepat
10-03-2005, 18:48
Organisers were delighted by the emotional progress made at RMC's Special Needs day out.
NorfolkBob
10-03-2005, 18:59
Is that M-Tech on your breath Lewis?
......as lewis edged closer, he slowly realised it was not a reflection
exkingsmeadchef
10-03-2005, 21:05
"Cash?....Where are you?....... do you think we need stronger glasses?"
CARPINITREEL
10-03-2005, 22:05
Yes,we should have gone to Specsavers!
ImaLaydee
10-03-2005, 22:13
Look Into My Eyes, Look Into My Eyes. Don't Look Around The EyesÂ…when I click my fingers you will think I have caught a 56lb common....
Cash's boxing days came flooding back to him. Oh how he dreamed of battering Lewis around the ring http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Apparently Dafydd was none too happy about the new residents.
Mark1chuck
11-03-2005, 08:03
I hope that's one of your 2" stiff rigs i can feel Lewis.
Mark1chuck
11-03-2005, 08:06
Cash comes face to face with a former opponent he battered into a pulp and reduced to a dribbling brain dead fool.
Mark1chuck
11-03-2005, 08:08
I'm going to give it to you big time in the ring tonight Lewis.
Mark1chuck
11-03-2005, 08:16
The two contestants in the February Numptyphon Challenge square up as Organizers fail to supply enough essential equipement and a fight ensues over who will get use of the solitary hot water bottle.
Another non-user receives the Gardener 'Hard Sell' technique.
Later that night Cash's wife demanded an explanation as to how he'd got lipstick on his collar
they claim the wooded lakes of yatley are good for fishing, but everybody knows that for these 2 it is perfectly suited to their favorite past time , kiss chase
Oh Fxxk! They are long lost twins,,,,ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
wot do you mean you dont kiss on the first date.......... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif
HappyCamper
13-03-2005, 19:50
"cough..." said Lew.
HappyCamper
13-03-2005, 19:53
Now we know where Aardman got the idea for Wallace and Gromit...
CARPINITREEL
14-03-2005, 12:10
your to good to be true,cant take my eyes of of you!
CARPINITREEL
14-03-2005, 12:14
Here we see a before and after shot after hutchy's secret agent was applied to the scalp!
'Twas a fine line between Love and Admiration at the latest Numptython....
one step closer and ill crush yer nuts buddy http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
"Our wives think we're fishing!!http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif"
cheshirecarper
14-03-2005, 20:34
Lewis gets all excited about the upcomign Numptython when
Cash looks down at an excited Lewis "yep, its true what they say Lew, Size doesnt matter http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif"
cheshirecarper
14-03-2005, 20:36
Lewis got very excited at the thought of being turked with the new Gardner Turk-Stick (available in a choice of colours all retailing at £5.99 with the camo variety at £6.99) http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
B-Boys Makin' with the Freak-Freak! After a brief face off Lewis' windmills left the audience cold.
Mark1chuck
15-03-2005, 10:18
Lewis, if you try and sneak into my bivvy again tonight i'll chin ya.
best one so far was the should have gone to specsavers.... PMSL... QUALITY
I think Kent Mark is obsessed... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Mark1chuck
15-03-2005, 11:38
I think you might be right. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
And i think you only like the Specsavers one because it's one of the few not slating you for being Cash's love toy!
Just like the post that won when Singy's Chub photo was used. The winning caption was the only one that never mentioned his additional few pounds! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Anyway your picture don't need a caption, it's hilarious enough on it's own.
Mark1chuck
15-03-2005, 11:41
Cashie, if you think i look like a deviant, wait until you see the rest of the Carpark Syndicate!
And they say "two heads are better than one"......like [censored] they are !!
Oi, gimme my toupee back.
Mark1chuck
15-03-2005, 11:52
I might be going bald but i'd rather loose it all than have bear fur on me head.
Lewis marvelled over Cash's 8 inch waggler, though he had his doubts it could reach the spot
Lewis cant hold back his excitement!
"Can't wait to http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif your lolly pop cash http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif"
I knew the swims on these commercial fisheries would be close together, but this is ridiculous !
I think I just saw Stan Collymore in the bushes http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
JoelyBoy
15-03-2005, 12:48
Lew was pleasantly surprised as Cash introduced him to his "Dynamite Stick" method.
"Do I really have to play mummy again?"
Mark1chuck
15-03-2005, 13:57
Right Lewis for the next couple of hours we will play hide the salami.
Jimmy6bellies
15-03-2005, 20:48
Most of the crew had to leave for the 'Carp Numptyphon DVD' Sex scene!
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
I just love the way the realtree brings out the green in your eyes! oh and the browns and the........................................ http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Proof indeed that Lewis always looked 'up' to Cash.
MattPilky
16-03-2005, 16:41
The far bank of the blue pool rang out to applause as Nastasha Lewy Kerplunkski and Jill HalfCashy took to the floor for their samba.
MattPilky
16-03-2005, 17:04
RMC cornered the 'pink' market with the latest adverts promoting the <font color="blue"> blue </font color> pool
Is that errrrr Tracey on your breath? http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Cashy
Mark1chuck
17-03-2005, 10:52
I told you not to bait up with M-Tech, you've killed the bloody lake stone dead you numpty!
56.12 v 12 (or something like that)
Poor Cash was wooped!
Good ol Mtech! (yes thats a bite but its taken you 38 posts Mark!)
marky_markw
17-03-2005, 11:01
Kiss me, honey, honey kiss me................ http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
marky_markw
17-03-2005, 11:03
Lew thought that the new "cash" waxwork was so life like he even tried to kiss him......
marky_markw
17-03-2005, 11:07
After the RMC Madame Tusaurds visit Lewis couldn't decide which one he fancied the most, after norrowing it down to two, unfortunatly the Kylie one lost. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Mark1chuck
17-03-2005, 11:58
You are the man Lewis.............or M-Tech is THE bait.
Either way well done. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
(only 38, at the moment, there's still 2wks to go!) http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Mark1chuck
17-03-2005, 12:15
Give me back that bloody chainsaw Lew, you've done enough damage as it is.
(39) http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
There was a last minute show of nerves by Lewis on collection of his winning prize......!!
marky_markw
17-03-2005, 14:35
"Drop ya draws, cos im all yours" .......said Lewis http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
"Get your coat.......you've pulled"
If anyone amongst us knows any reason why these two cannot be joined in holy matrimony...
......let them speak now or forever hold each others piece http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
nah nah my grandads much bigger than your grandad
"Should have gone to spec savers"
Mark1chuck
18-03-2005, 08:24
I've told you cash, there's no way i'm gonna use Subterfuge, now leave me alone.
'The wind was blowing hard but they still refused to blink in this 2005 staring competition'
Mark1chuck
18-03-2005, 11:12
The wind wasn't the only thing blowing hard that night !
marky_markw
18-03-2005, 11:30
Mmmmm, that "eau d'mtech" your wearing is getting me soooooo horny
said Cash http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
marky_markw
18-03-2005, 11:33
"Oooh, i do love a man with a shaven head, it makes you look soooo manly" said Lewis http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Mark1chuck
18-03-2005, 12:49
But i really prefer a man that's shaven all over, continued Lewis.
marky_markw
18-03-2005, 13:14
"Go on punk, make my day" said Cash
"If your lucky, i'll make your hole weak" said Lewis http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
MattPilky
18-03-2005, 13:15
The YMCA reunion was somewhat of a poor turnout with only the cash the cowboy and lewis the leather turning up.
What the hell happened to mark1chuck singy and deano ?
Mark1chuck
18-03-2005, 13:31
i reAlly Really SuggEst you Have a prOpper go without Linking mE into it.
"It's dirty...and you want it Cashie...don't ya http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif"
Tadpolepat
18-03-2005, 14:01
Arguments came to a stand-off over who would play Bob Crane at the next Auto Focus Party.
right said fred tells lewis that he is too sexy for his shirt
The ugliest angler competition was fiercely contested, but Lewis wins it by a nose.
come closer,come closer i still cant quite see you,come on just a little closer said the only gay in the villagehttp://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
mark2002
23-03-2005, 18:45
Thicky's coming to turk us, whos first
Mark1chuck
24-03-2005, 09:51
When i said give me some head Cash, this isn't what i meant.
This time Lewis really had cash ready to spend in his hands.
Jimmy6bellies
24-03-2005, 16:55
LMFAO
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Barnetboy
24-03-2005, 17:23
see how hand rolling makes it pop-up higher??
CARPINGBOY
24-03-2005, 21:16
Should have gone to spec-save
Having been friends for some time both were unsure if taking it further would ruin everything, and yet, the kiss http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif was inevitable.
The idea of the Numptython was for everyone to pledge Cash to a good cause.........
The reality TV show, America's next top gargoyle reached it's conclusion.
Bryan_Andrews
30-03-2005, 00:07
RMC found their new cormorant scarers worked. Unfortunately they had n't counted on them scaring all the fish and all the day ticket anglers away.
cornishbob1
30-03-2005, 03:50
Are you sure this is a spod, its a diffrent colour to your other ones and where have the flights gone ? http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
He knew it was for charity and a good cause......but Lewis was still unsettled about what pledging Cash actually meant......
cornishbob1
31-03-2005, 05:47
The definition of double jeopardy... two myopic's having a pi55 at the same time!!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Quick we blanked on Thorpe lea.....................RUN!
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