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Please find photo for February 2005 caption contest. It's none other than Mike Hutchison on a recent fish netting giving the orders! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Best caption wins some Bankside Tackle (http://www.banksidetackle.com) bait products.
Closing date is: 28 February 2005.
Bill.
I thought I told you to keep an eye out for the balliff
Ok chaps if you can just get both sides into the spreader block we shouldnt loose any more fish at the net
In anglers mail next week!
"I caught all these on mainline Fusion" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
If any of you tell chilly about these Aussie carp we will have to kill you! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
The RMC boys went out on the pull, and bagged a few slappers...
Gerrr off mi land... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
I I lad's, captin birdseye will pay us well fir these ittle beauties!
Mick barnes
02-02-2005, 18:30
All I need now is the chips and the tea is done, thanks lads. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
No no no you are doing it all wrong
steve_howard
02-02-2005, 19:53
"and here we are on the 2004 BCAC qualifier at Thorpe lea with overnight leaders Neil Hubber and Jim Lee... So can you guys show us what you caught last night..."
simon_cat
02-02-2005, 20:17
Tell Mr. Wilson the swims almost ready for him....
Listen, I've told you once already.... You can only try that love heart shape with me once!
(In a slightly sweet scotsish accent!)
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Beats using as bait boat!
Cash
Is netting a bannable offense? I didn't wade!
Cash
Once again abusing his position, Mike gets the team out to retrieve his lost marker float.
RMC Assistant Boss caught redhanded in 'fishnet stockings' incident. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
'What do you mean you want me to help?...'
'Lads - I think we are supposed to be on that lake over there.'
'You put your left arm in
Your left arm out...'
marky_markw
03-02-2005, 11:12
Look.........is'nt that "the eye" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Freeing Willy was not all it was cracked up to be......
' Weigh-in at Gardner Thorpe Lea ' .... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
MattPilky
03-02-2005, 13:55
Oy.... shelley NOOOOO !
What happens if there in that bit?
Hang on lads, I herd you lithuanians have got a big appetite!
what do you mean its the new Gardner carp sack!!!
Tadpolepat
03-02-2005, 21:42
Mike and his team struggled with the concept of lane ropes at the RMC Gardner Swimathon.
Of Fxxk! Told you not to bring billy, weve blanked again! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
That lake there, to late allready nicked them from there! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif
How many was meant to be in here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to heaven, Mike gave thanks and broke the loaves. Then he gave them to his disciples to set before the people. He also divided the two fish among them all.
and the disciples picked up twelve basketfuls of broken pieces of bread and fish.
The number of the men who had eaten was five thousand.
They all ate and were satisfied
Yet they were totally unaware of the netting opperation going on over the hill.
Look Dan Im telling you, we'll be back for 5................. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Mark1chuck
04-02-2005, 11:25
I'll have a pint of whatever Singy's had! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
(and no, that's not a entry for the competition)
tcpcrewontour
04-02-2005, 11:39
singy that is not a miracle , that is inseine
Billyo & Finchy were determined to get some catch pictures for their next Day Ticket feature....... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif....'ave it!!
'im a little tea pot short and stout
here's my handle
here's my spout'
'come on guys sing along' http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Look at the baps on that!!
I can see my house from here!!
marshallcrp
05-02-2005, 20:55
hurry up lads before the eu lower britains quoter on carp. and no your not having any trophy shots.
CARPINITREEL
06-02-2005, 11:51
I am aware you cant lose your sanity in water but its worth a try!
CARPINITREEL
06-02-2005, 11:55
hey you,stop pulling that rope,you will snap his rod!
bullasboss
06-02-2005, 19:16
who needs breeze blocks?
"No need for that mate, ive found your Korda Lead over there in the margins"
Mike was adament he was going to find out what bait the other syndicate members were on.........
See Cash, I told you they're still catchable in the depths of winter!
Hurry up lads, I don't want the missus to find out I'm using a pair of her knickers for work!
On hearing how many leads Korda lost in the match on Sandhurst......Mike was there like a shot.
Jimmy6bellies
09-02-2005, 15:57
Blokes: There dont seem to be many fish in 'ere guv?
Mike: Theres a bloody great hole in it over there!
cheshirecarper
09-02-2005, 21:55
"i noticed Mr Shelley pilling in 400kilo of bait over the other side, does somebody want to tell him there isnt any fish in here now http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif "
Darthvader
10-02-2005, 20:18
Mike decides to diversify into 2nd hand golf ball resale
Darthvader
10-02-2005, 20:19
Mike finds out how to keep the beer cold for the baliffs social
" Now! if you don`t catch any-thing from in there "
" You might as-well give up!" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Caught on camera, "the new training ground for the RMC's new tug of war team"!
next time you lose a fish PLEASE DONT THROW THE MISSUS IN !!!!!!!
catchalot
11-02-2005, 15:57
ive got a photo. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Im sure John Wilson said bring the fish to the net not the net to the fish...
of course im not gona tell em we,ve netted it! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IAN ITS THE WRONG BLOODY LAKE... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Darthvader
13-02-2005, 22:26
Oh I miss read the minimum landing net size,
I thought it said 36 feet.
CARPINITREEL
14-02-2005, 12:18
thats not the cutti sark its noah's ark!
Cash's new web net PVA, wasn't quite melting quick enough!
nikallen
14-02-2005, 19:04
i moght be wrong, but i think its a double!
nikallen
14-02-2005, 19:11
if you shout shark once more, i'll push you in.
HURRY UP!
the mother in law will realise ive use her knickers for the netting!
kennyboy
15-02-2005, 00:01
Well we had to lubricate Joe Brands Femidom somewhere!!!!
Confused Mike gets it all wrong again when asked to make sure this lake has in-ter-net access, read more at www.confused_mike.com http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Mike: " Just checking if this should still be known as Crayfish Pool...only takings are down"....
darrengeorge
16-02-2005, 22:59
'I specifically told you: "Whatever you do; DONT pull the bl**dy plug out" '
right .....land it yourself next time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lad's, if there is no fish in this bloody net again, it will have to be those bloody Aussie carp again!!!!!!!!!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
CARPINITREEL
17-02-2005, 13:48
Now they are what you call a set of love balls, do you really need them that wet to get them all in?? http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Right, as soon as you've got the net anchored under the surface i'll get the 'bailiffs swim' signs out
oooooooohhhhh i hope that aint 1 of those new specimen rmc carp sacks
Just a weigh sling..........I need them that big..... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Honest it aint a sack........Its one of those new fish holders http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
" Now put most in the holding tanks on the truck "
" leave a few in the lake, then will can sell this bloody pond"
Dell_Boy
21-02-2005, 10:23
"I like work!" says Mike
" I could watch it all day "
The Boat Pool proved easy for Mike once he realised the only rule was that the net had to be Kite-marked and a minimum of 42"......
MattPilky
22-02-2005, 13:23
Mike took it upon himself to make sure Londons Bid for the Olmypics was successful . His expertise on the swimming events was there for all to see.
' Look I've seen it on tele and I know my stuff ' he professed, ' We've got the pool sorted now we just need a big fat bloke a diving board and a can of john smiths'
It wasn't long before Ian showed an interest as to what was really in Fox Pool!!
Tadpolepat
23-02-2005, 13:59
Mike had ignored the warnings about breakdown times in winter, and was was forced to called in the team to retrieve his PVA bag.
"ONLY ME" " Now I dont think you wanted to do it like that did you"
Mike: http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif "Stop Moaning, if you fkrs hadnt thrown my hula hoop in in the first place we'd all be home by now!"
Lewis! This is how big a net I will require when I get around to whooping you on one of the numptython challenges! Who ever you are, "who cares?" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
exkingsmeadchef
28-02-2005, 22:27
"Right bang those stakes in really well and we will call this my swim"
CHEF http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
exkingsmeadchef
28-02-2005, 22:39
"run up there and check no ones comming"
exkingsmeadchef
28-02-2005, 22:42
"I said we should of gone further up than the salt circle the members can see us from the lodge"
exkingsmeadchef
28-02-2005, 22:43
"Right just a few more minutes and we will blow the Island lake myths to bits"
exkingsmeadchef
28-02-2005, 22:47
"No back chat from you its chilly out here bless them, so I want them in the polly tunnel"
exkingsmeadchef
28-02-2005, 23:05
"of course its not a sack.....look its not got a zip or anything"
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