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/images/comp/0105_caption_photo.jpgPlease find the caption photograph for January 2005 here.
Just what is RMC Angling boss, Ian Welch, upto with this carp?
Best caption wins a Bankside Tackle ('http://www.banksidetackle.com') Bait Voucher.
Closing date is 31st January 2005.
Bill.
i thought only chub liked cheese http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
mark2002
04-01-2005, 23:29
o dear o dear dont think i dear put it in ptrint http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Although carp shaped the bomb still had to be handled with care.
The idea to smuggle fish was one thing. Trying to smuggle them in his pants was a whole different ball game. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Ian had missed the idea of 'sacking' fish.
cornishbob1
05-01-2005, 04:08
" I watched it sucking and blowing for ages, until finally my rod hooped over" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
cornishbob1
05-01-2005, 04:18
" Fish sexing, it's a piece of pi55, for a man like me !!! " http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
cornishbob1
05-01-2005, 04:44
A Hardy rod, pin loaded with goss'amer and a fat white gozzer !! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
The defending champion finally got the 12th anual cyprinid tea bagging finals under way
After one final push, Ian was left with the task of cutting the unbilical
Billy was fuming, The Dutch import video he had just purchased was not quite what he was hoping for.
BreamKing
05-01-2005, 10:05
Whilst pondering his latest carp transportation issue, Ian attempts the Niblet smuggling method
MattPilky
05-01-2005, 10:07
Viv left after disagreement with Ian's new RMC breeding programme..
"Here's £10, go and buy yourself something pretty" Ian said as he lit a cigarette
MattPilky
05-01-2005, 10:15
Ian didn't believe the female pheremone theory until he tried to dispell it by wearing a pair of the girlfriends knickers and wandering round the pond...
MattPilky
05-01-2005, 10:17
Ian:
pass me another this one's full...
Come on Misses Carp, get them cheesey balls inside you!
Ian trys to dismiss the theory that carp are a bit partial to salt in their diet
Cooperman
05-01-2005, 12:18
During the photoshoot, the carps spots what he thinks are 2 x 10mm boilies.........
BreamKing
05-01-2005, 12:24
Ian proves that no carp can resist his 'dynamite stick' http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Ian recieved an imediate ban for using nuts on the Pads lake
Mr Carp hungry for more says "I am sure I saw one more maggot down here?"
The camera shy carp couldn't handle the thought of being on the front pages of the angling times!
Doesn't talk!, doesn't argue back!, always wet!, snug fitting orrifice! - at long last I've found one I might be able to stay faithful to http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
simon_cat
05-01-2005, 18:50
Ian soon discovered that the Australian carp he had just bought seemed to have a very poor sense of direction.
Mick barnes
05-01-2005, 19:29
And Ian thought that Ali was the slippery one http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
someone show ian what a cod piece is!!(WORD UP)!!
marshallcrp
05-01-2005, 20:41
i cant go to casualty like this just find me some soap
steve_howard
05-01-2005, 22:11
"can somebody get a bucket of water please?"
steve_howard
05-01-2005, 22:17
Ian knows that when he adminsters the 'saline solution' his little friend will feel much better!
steve_howard
05-01-2005, 22:22
"get this little pr1ck off me"
...sez the carp! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Aussie carp always wanted to 'go down under'....
marky_markw
06-01-2005, 14:09
See, if you handle them nicely, They will do ANYTHING for you...
mistral_man
06-01-2005, 15:15
i tried using a fishing rod and caught nothing, but look what i got when i used my other rod!
Another falls victim to the bloodworm....
Having responded to the spam e-mail regarding penis enlargement, Ian was glad he did!
Proud? Well he certainly wasn't Koi!
Ian totally misunderstood the "your in-put" section of the RMC website.
Carp will do anything for the taste of Dairy-Lee
After a difficult Tail first labour, Ian was the proud father of a low double.
steve_howard
06-01-2005, 21:53
"yup, my 'boilie gauge' is working just fine... you can put him in the main lake now, it's ready to accept 12mm boilies!" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
cheshirecarper
07-01-2005, 08:58
"is that a double hookbait in your pocket? or you just pleased to see me?? http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif said the low double!!
cheshirecarper
07-01-2005, 09:19
"sung to the tune of The Chef "chocolate Salty Balls" (thanks to a certain website for "lending me the words" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif )
RMC PROUDLY PRESENT
" THE CHIEF - and Cocolate Fishy Boilies"
Two half pound bags of basemix and two or three large eggs
A half a stick of belachan... grated
Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flavours, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my boiliess
Theyre big and fishy and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Ooh, suck on my chocolate fishy boilies
Stick em in your mouth, and suck em
Suck on my chocolate fishy boilies
They?e packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls
Quarter cup of n-butyric acid and a half a cup of nod oil
Then throw in a bag or two of pellets and just a pinch of GLM
clean up the drying tray cause I hate when my boilies stick
Then turn on the hob to full power.. and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my boilies
Theyre big and fishy and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my boilies in your mouth
Suck on my chocolate fishy boiliess (suck em now)
Put'em in your mouth, and suck'em
Suck on my chocolate fishy balls
They're packed full of goodness, high in nutrients
Suck on my boilies
Hey, wait a minute, what? that smell
Smell like something burning
Well, just dont confront me now
Long as I get my dayticket money paid on Friday
Alli you better get back in the kitchen
cause I got a sneaking suspicion
Oh man baby, baby, you just burned my boilies!
Come, my boilies on fire
Have mercy baby, my boilies are burning
Give me some water, pour some water on them
My boilies are burning, oh my goodness
Im blowin Im blowin them, do something
Ooh, suck on my chocolate fishy boilies (suck em now)
Put em in your mouth and suck em, theyee on fire baby
Suck on my chocolate fishy boilies (suck em now)
Put'em out baby, blow'em
Oh, suck on my boilies baby, suck on my boilies baby
Suck on my red hot fishy chocolate boilies
Come on baby, ooo, ooo, suck on my boilies
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LOL Chesh
Ian decides to take one for the team in aid of research
Dell_Boy
07-01-2005, 15:28
Here's a preview of my next feature where I'll demonstrate my way of unhooking a carp when I've forgotten the forceps!
mistral_man
08-01-2005, 12:27
After deciding ultrabite was a waste of of money ian decided to try some of his own 'mix'
steve_howard
08-01-2005, 13:07
"That's it... your turn now!"
baitbuff
09-01-2005, 22:24
"Nobody realised the full implications of RMC annoucing that all fish breeding would be conducted in house !"
Doesn't matter how hard i strum i still can't get a tune out of the thing
Carp to GP - "well it thstarted off as just a mouth ulther." http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
i wish the wife was so keen on going down on me!
"It came off in my hand Officer ...."
barrowman
10-01-2005, 23:08
No, it's your thumb you put in to keep them quiet....
steve_howard
11-01-2005, 06:34
So anyway, I said to this bloke "yeah right, if you're a Genie then my C0cKs a kippa"
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
See i told you they were slippery suckers.
When Ian proclaimed he'd been poking Gill, nobody understood the implications......until now !!
Proof that Ian's maggot pre-baiting campaign had really paid off...
mark2002
11-01-2005, 20:09
lets all have a whip round and get ian a real woman instead of such substitutes
Sexing the carp at Horton was easy.....just show 'em your wallet
BuggedByTench
12-01-2005, 13:42
"And who said fishing was a cruel sport? As you can see from the photo, the RMC Angling manager clearly loves his sport."
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
'Breeding fish' and 'Breeding with fish' a sutle difference but one that had caught Ian out on more than one occasion.
BuggedByTench
12-01-2005, 17:31
Ian Welsh re-inacts a scene from the Warped Porn Classic, Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs.
"Mirror, Mirror on my B***'s, Who's Got The Biggest Rod of All ! Me or Viv?" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
...and in this weeks Anglers Mail...
RMCs Ian Welch unveils his new 'prince albert' pop up rig.
You can keep trying all the different baits there are but when it comes to the crunch you just cant beat a single white maggot
Ians a slippery little sucker," i hope his guest had a fishing permit" .
THERES A KNACK TO USEING ONE OF THESE
Little boy.........."is that a flatfish Mr. Welch?"
Mr. Welch........"No sonny, its a carp "
Little boy.........."then why are you pumping it up?"
Having spent so long catching nuisance species, Ian struggled to lift a proper specimen http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
'Catching' carp proved rather tricky after all...but not impossible....
steve_howard
13-01-2005, 15:29
When Ian claimed to have been 'having a few on the pole'.. he really wasn't joking!
Paul_Scowen
13-01-2005, 23:24
Next week in AM Ian Welch explains carp tickling!
So carp really are easier down south.
Mick barnes
14-01-2005, 19:55
Ian "yeah thats right it from Essex, how did you know?" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
cheshirecarper
14-01-2005, 20:44
Ians new mini stalking rod was all that was needed to stalk the blighters from thorpe lea ! even the mystery rig used was yet to feature in an Anglers Mail article http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
cheshirecarper
14-01-2005, 20:45
Enterprise tackle will never get a maggot as real looking as mine http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
CARPINITREEL
16-01-2005, 12:09
Typical of Ian to catch the only Carp who thinks it's a Blowfish!
Putting the love back into carp care.
Dell_Boy
17-01-2005, 11:34
When I said " the only time you'll see it again is in a mirror"
Thats not what I meant!!!
When Ian heard to catch carp you need to get into their minds it wasnt meant literally http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
ChrisMurray
17-01-2005, 18:37
Ian demonstrates how to beat a publicity ban on any water by protecting the fish's identity.
marky_markw
18-01-2005, 14:48
Dont worry Ian, it'll never reach the teeth.
Fcuk me look, there's a little worm !!!!!!1
You could say that Ian loved carp more than his girlfriend.
" It`s about time Ian realised that holding carp like skunks, does`nt scare the camera man."
marksie3414
21-01-2005, 16:09
Sucks better than the dyson!!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
marksie3414
21-01-2005, 16:11
Trying to get into the 69 position was working out a bit slippery operation for Ian!!
bullasboss
22-01-2005, 18:46
when we said they fought well we meant before you get them on the mat
Victoria Woodhouse's methods still worked!!!
Ian's sexaul tactics were becoming COMMON practice on the MIRROR carp and quite frankly he was getting bored, so he has now decided to move into bondage and go for LEATHERS now. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Jimmy6bellies
23-01-2005, 17:56
The humble maggot....
...a killer winter bait!
Jimmy6bellies
23-01-2005, 17:59
The new RMC growth programme included some rather unothodox high protein paste!
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
pennshauler
23-01-2005, 18:37
ian takes aim!
MatDorney
24-01-2005, 10:36
Ian wasnt agile enough to get in for the reach around!!
Dam, now the wife knows what I mean when I tell her I go fishing because it satisfies me so much!
SUCKcess at last for Ian!
The ramifications of ians lost contact lenses were a sight to behold
Having conquered the apple pie the intrepid Mr welsh decides to pioneer an idea with a bit more bite
After fishing at a competitors venue, Ian decided to take a sample home with him, not relising some one was taking his picture, he quickley tried to stuff the carp into his very tight jeans pocket.
The winner of the January 2005 Caption Contest is Joephus with "So carp really are easier down south."
Please PM with to arrange your prize.
Bill.
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