November 2004 Caption Contest

[Billyo]

/images/comp/112004_caption_photo.jpgPlease find the caption photograph for November here.

It's none other than RMC Angling Moderator Paul 'Singy' Singleton with a flying chub!

Best caption wins some Isotope products (http://www.bulldog-cp.com). Closing date is 30th November 2004.

Bill.

[DeanOr]

1. How many pellets do i have in my hand http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

2. Now you see it now you dont oops sorry for robbing your car

3. the chub looks none too impressed (get him off me he says to the cameraman)

4. OOOOhhhh its made me go all a quiver..

5. I had to go in for it [censored] the wading rules

[Mick barnes]

Cmon now Lllaaaaa
good model, pristine condition
Who'll start me off with a tenner

[miller]

Singy finally gets his hands on something chubbier than him http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[MikeLyddon053698]

Oh my god, I've caught a record Dace....somebody call the Mail quick...............what, its a chub.........oh [censored]!!!!

[apple]

Ensure the butt is pulled well into your shoulder, as these 12-bore Chub kick-back something chronic!

[apples]

You see theres nothing up my sleaves.. Voila!

[miller]

It all started off as a boil on my ar5e.....said the Chub !!

[Itsamirror]

It's difficult juggling a family, work and this fishing lark.

[Smarts]

'Milking' the chub at RMC's new fish farm was indeed an art form.....that Singy rather enjoyed..... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[BreamKing]

The chub was clearly none too keen on the intended destination of Singy's middle finger

[Mike_H]

As Singy tried to blag another top catch the still frozen specimen gave it away.

[Mike_H]

If I squeeze it hard enough I can hold it in one hand?

[Dell_Boy]

If it was any bigger I might need two hands!

[Hippy]

So what you ddo like, is lift up the back end, and shove a coupla bricks under it.................. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Tjw]

"The secret to this Chub juggling malarky is to throw the second one really high as you switch hands http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif "

[Fisher_Man]

Who are you calling Chubby?

[Fisher_Man]

Ooh look it's the Tele-Chubbies,,,,,,,

[SAMR]

"Come on now fishy, calm down - calm down, it's only uncle Singy..."

[S1J2R3]

Mr Chubb decided to do the off ; before Singy ate it! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Mark1chuck]

Nutrabaits announce suprise record sales of their new Steak & Kidney Pie flavoured Chub paste.

[S1J2R3]

"i was sure there was a large French sitck in my other hand!"

[S1J2R3]

Singy's audition to take the place of John Wilson in the next go fishing series went really well

He got the chucking the fish over the right shoulder bit first go , all that was left was to get the stupid laugh right

[Mark1chuck]

Who et all the chub, who et all the chub, you fat bar-steward, you fat bar-steward, you et all the chub!

[SATAN]

Singy to Chub: "Alright son, just as we rehearsed it, when I remove the other hand, the luvly Shirleys' gonna pass that ring over yer scallies to reveal that you are in fact, suspended http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif... ........http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif Like I said son, as many worms' as you can eat http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif






Or







Singy to Chub: Are you ready, shall I do it again, you like that don't you (Repeatedly throws' the fishes tail in the air whilst going WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif)


Chub to Singy: http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif "Put me back, you chubby fookin weirdo" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Tjw]

When the local takeaway couldnt deliver, It was back to raw survival instincts.

[Mark1chuck]

''This ones been feeding really hard, piling on the pounds before the winter sets in.'' Said the Chub

[Mark1chuck]

''This has got to be a PB, its so big and fat its going to bottom out my scales.'' Said the Chub

[Itsamirror]

Eh Eh Eh calm down, calm down. Blimey, this Chub's got more movement than Harry Kewell ! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[singy]

That's the truth. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

And enough about me being a fat **** http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Itsamirror]

The Chub tried desperately to get away, as the look in Singy's eye told him he hadn't eaten for a full 10 minutes! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Fisher_Man]

Just call me Chubby Checker...

[miller]

The continuing adventures of.......Billy Bunter, Specimen Hunter !!

[Smarts]

I tell you something about this caption competition....

...I don't think I've ever actually witnessed 'fear' on a fish's face before!!..... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Huggy]

<font color="blue"> When Singy was told he'd caught a serious 'Leuciscus CEPHALUS' he feared the worst and rushed straight to the clinic!!!! </font color>

[Huggy]

<font color="green"> Tickling for trout was an art that Singy had clearly not mastered as he practised on this chub. </font color>

[mistral_man]

and for my next trick, im gona juggle chub!

[carp1955]

Please,please nobody say LUVLY CUBBLY!!!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[cornishbob1]

Oop's dropped me chips again !!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[joe_h]

'singy doing his best at lobbing the chub 'gently' back into the water'

'hes like a blmmin bar of soap!'

[dicky]

what could be more pleasing on a cold winters day, than a brace of two big fat chubbies!

[funky]

you wouldn't believe it but the one I caught the other day had b*lls this big....

[cheshirecarper]

The chub had soon realised he ad been caught by a scouser, and fled thinking one of singys mate had knicked the wheels to his motor-PIKE !!

de dum tish..............

http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Mike_H]

I had heard it was a motor Pike and side carp?

[Jas71]

Chub:- Crikey this bloke's hungry! "Hey Fella!-Believe me...If you really want the luncheon meat back-There's easier ways to get it!"

[alanrio]

Slava Slava

this will feed a family "oop north" for a week http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Bryan_Andrews]

No one had told Singy he needed the help of a goalie when Chub fishing

[singy]

Always been a good shot stopper, command the box well, just not very good with the high chubs from the wing http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[rhornegold]

hay Little Fishy - in a litle dishy

When the Booooot coommmmmmes Hoooommmmmme

[Jutslut]

too much 'attention' around the anal fin will ruin any photo http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Jutslut]

Even with christmas still 5 weeks away Singy gets down to the serious business of removing the silver foil off of the chocolate filled christmas tree decorations

[JACE]

If i stick my finger up here will you sing for me ?







HAPPY DAYS. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[mozzer]

Well Chub have certainly evolved since i last fished for them,they now feel the need to where spectacles! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[mozzer]

Singy,s still not quite got the hang of this photoshop milarky!

[singy]

Be free my beauty, fly, fly away

[singy]

Then the Chub came to him in the evening, and behold, a freshly plucked olive leaf was in her mouth; and Singy knew that the waters had receded from the earth.

[alanrio]

Someone should tell Singy you can only do a Google search on a computer http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[CarponlineEditor]

Paul to fishy "Oy Chubby pose nicely"

or

Fishy to Paul "Oy Chubby pose nicely"

http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Andy

[Smarts]

" Jusch like that! "

[Smarts]

Singy thought that pulling rabbits from hats was sooooooo yesterday... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Clarissa]

Hey ! Singy, Leave that chub alone

(apologies to Pink Floyd)

[Clarissa]

If I kiss you will you turn into a beautiful princess ??

No you silly man, I'm really Lesley Ash !!

[Clarissa]

Come on you silly chub, get the lyrics right

' I'd like to teach the world to Singy'

[MattPilky]

the great suprendo amazed the RMC gathering with his latest tricks....

pif paf poof... and voila his casio turned into a fine 'rub a dub'.

[funky]

"young master lewis showed me this, apparently the fish love it....you just put your finger in here..."

[Mike_H]

Have u looked closely at the chubs face.......! Not another Fing angler its saying to itself.

[mistral_man]

singy thought to himself, ive seen john wilson dropping fish at the end of them go fishing shows, that looks fun?????????????

[alanrio]

"down in one"
"down in one"
"down in one"

go on singy you know you can do it http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Dell_Boy]

" I must get these glasses fixed "

[Fisher_Man]

Look I know your hungry Singy, but I got to the boilies first.....

[alanrio]

how could you Singy....you should have gone to SpecSavers http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Ginster]

With a bit of photoshop trickery and moving his right hand Singy worked out this chub could weight atleast 20lb+ http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[marky_markw]

Singy tries out the latest camoflage weapon import... a chub-machine gun http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Three_Tone]

"Now if this won't tempt a RMC pike I don't know what will"

[Jas71]

Not sure which is more worrying...
The position of Singy's finger...Or the look on the poor chubs face-This fish has been "probed" before!!.

[simon_cat]

Mr Magoo was convinced he'd caught a new world record dace....

[SATAN]

After watchin Singy chip 2lb of spuds &amp; whisk up a large bowl of batter mix, Mr. Chub decided to call it a day &amp; fook off!

[dolly]

......... "after forgetting to take his instruments fishing singy decided he would air guitar the chub instead... the "scale" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" of notes was impressive!

[Dell_Boy]

Singys' first 'advanced' session at the outdoor juggling acadamy wasn't going too well.

[Paul_Scowen]

ya know, it takes a bit of practice but the secret to catching chub is to keep the bait going in, whatever.

[Billyo]

The winner of Novembers Caption Contest is Hippy for:

"So what you do like, is lift up the back end, and shove a coupla bricks under it.................. "

Hippy, can you PM me please?

Cheers,

Bill.