October 2004 Caption Contest

[Billyo]

/images/comp/Oct_04_caption_photo.jpgPlease find the caption photograph for October here.

You've guessed it, its none other than Gardner Tackle manager and forum member, Richard 'Cash' Farnan.

Closing date is 31st October 2004.

Bill.

[Chris63]

Cash turned up at the film set, but couldn't remember whether he was auditioning for Deliverance 2 or the part of Plug in Beano!

[Mick barnes]

In reality, no-one noticed any difference http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[singy]

The reason why Cash hides behind the carp he catches was finally revealed

[Lewis]

So i (Sir R C Farn-i-ham) said to my cousin Billybob - 'i wanna make love to Girth - our pet piggy's gone slack - and i dont loooove you anymore Billybob!'

[MikeLyddon053698]

Lewis' long lost twin brother finally emerges from the undergrowth http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Lewis]

http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif The year is 2020 and Cash is involved in an intense legal wrangle with a girl who claims they made love sometime years ago in 2004 - having spent 16 vyears bringing up their love child on her own the case has its day in caught - this is young Cashweena photographed on her way into Louisanna Court house - conclusive evidence i would say!!!!!

http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[MattPilky]

friends and family realised too late that the constant listening by cash of the darkness was having a detrimental effect.

[MattPilky]

In order to infiltrate carpworld offices, cash went back to his tried and trusted Ian Poole disguise

[CarponlineEditor]

After seeing the Cash, the winner decided she would definately open the box http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Andy

[singy]

Happy with the results of his cosmetic surgery, Cash finally felt his cover shots would no longer effect sales.

[Hannibob]

i seem to remeber watching him in a star wars film about 10 years ago, i think he was a member of Jabba the huts band

[Dell_Boy]

"ya got a pretty mouth boy!"

de da dee da de da de da dum (cue banjo)

[NorfolkBob]

At 48 - a decade of Sufix Camo skin removal had left Cash's teeth in ruins....

[apple]

Cash didn't know which was more unsightly - his teeth, or the ugly red mole on his shoulder.

[Luffers]

After years of glug sniffing, Richards friends decided the only way forward was for him to join HBS addicts anonymous group.

[Cooperman]

The evidence is now clear, this is the reason Cash no longer smiles in his trophy shots, too many poofjuice alcopop's have reduced his teeth ti hillbilly cravestones.

[Smarts]

Since leaving the A-Team....Murdoch went downhill.

[Fisher_Man]

And Cash gets in yet another PLUG for Gardner.....

[alanrio]

see what happens if you marry your sister

http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Jas71]

Latest News!
Gardner Tackle was rocked when Cash dramatically quit after being offered the starring role in the latest "Shoulda gone to specsavers" commercial! (Redneck Edition)..

[topangler666]

Those carp sure do got purdy mouths..................... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[pennshauler]

jennifer ellison finds her stalker

[NorfolkBob]

Notice the benefits of the Chesh Tree Hat - enhances the looks of even the ugliest of men.

[Tjw]

In an act of utmost friendship, Cash tried everything to distract attention from Garths new Pink van. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Joff]

i thought he caught cracker nt looked crackers

[pennshauler]

'queer eye for the straight guy' find there new co-host

[Joff]

mr treebuss returns!!!

[Paul_Scowen]

All I want this Christmas is a pair of braid scissors!

[Tjw]

"phgmf mf gmr gardner thif prpwr excelon"

...The unstoppable plug machine... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Arfur_Dollar]

Cash gets ready for the Martin Bowler look-a-like competition...

[sam]

roflmao!

on completion of the bizarre initiation ritual, cashy gains honorary membership to the wraysbury village idiots society.

oh dawdy!

**sam**

[singy]

Handome single male with own teef seeks banjo owning wife from outside the family. Must have own fishing pole but will bait hook with nightcrawlers for that special someone. Virgins need not apply, if you're not good enough for your family, you aint good enough for me.

[mozzer]

Cash looks like my gardner! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[CashsShoes]

You think that's bad? You should see what he looks like from down here!

[breeny]

year 2027; Cash finally pulls of the car park after a gruelling 23 years angling.

Mike

[Cash]

http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
My thoughts also - classic line.
Must txt Mart to let him know! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Cash

[cheshirecarper]

tonight Mathew.... im going to be SHane MaGowan

[Mike_H]

I dont get it, whats the difference!

[apples]

A drunken night after work, nine months on and a little larger than expected, the Cash / Girth love child was born....

[Garth]

Cashsshoes true identity was finally revealed!

[Fisher_Man]

After many years of using lead, Cash stands against a ban -

"It's not changed me one bit!"

[mistral_man]

cash, theres something different about you but i cant quite work out what it is................ is that a new hat?

[SAMR]

You think that's bad, think of the poor children!

[Instant_Korma]

"I just wish I hadn,t done that "guest" session at the Sizewell B lagoon....!"

[steve_howard]

In a recent National Womens instute survey 100 'Gold diggers' took part in the survey to determine 'how low would you go'.
results just in suggest a unanimous decision was reached when they were all shown this photo.
A spokeswoman remarked "We all agreed in unison that we would do anything for cash... but now that we've seen him we're turning celebate'

[Tjw]

And finally evidence of the rumour that Trinny and Suzanna have only ever rejected one makeover challenge.

[Smarts]

Everyone had heard of 'Stoney and Friends'......but no-one had actually seen Stoney's 'friend'........... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[DeanOr]

I tell you the stelph skins brilliant does everything you want i even use it as dental floss

[singy]

Finally Cash's third attempt to fit in with the rest of the Yateley Syndicate proved a success

[Lewis]

LOL!!! Poor Cashie....LOL

[Jas71]

Note to RMC:-
Please remove Cash from the Car Park-Last seen screaming "Gerrorf moi laaaand! while threatening all comers with his all time fav piece of tackle-The Shakespeare "Ugly Stik" ...

[Billyo]

The winner of the October Caption Contest is Arfur Dollar for:

"Cash gets ready for the Martin Bowler look-a-like competition... "

Please PM me with your details so we can arrange for your prize to be sent out.

Thanks.

Bill.