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Please find the caption photograph for September here.
Specimen angler Dave Green in his bivvy... and
what is that he's got on the end of his bedchair? No, surely not?
Best caption for this photo wins some Isotope products (http://www.bulldog-cp.com).
Closing date is 30th September 2004.
Bill.
Fisher_Man
02-09-2004, 22:38
I see Dave Greens bagged another...
Any true carp angler is always ready for handbags at dawn.
Discovery Home & Leisure managed to sign up Big Brother 3's Spencer for their angling series.
RMC Angling were unable to sign up Nadia from BB4 but they tried their hardest to find a suitable alternative! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Yet another famous TV/FILM personality takes to carp fishing.
The large feet and smurf-like dumpy frame gave it away.
It's Frodo Handbaggins.
Clarissa
03-09-2004, 09:41
It's not my bivvy, I'm just looking after it for Allibee
Tranny Radio to Tranny Carper.......sign of the times i'm afraid !!
Clarissa
03-09-2004, 10:14
Notice he does have his wellies in case a stray sheep wanders past
Clarissa
03-09-2004, 10:18
Picked up the wife's bag this morning by mistake. Mine is a Realtree hand stitched model
simon_cat
04-09-2004, 22:57
When he checked the paper he realised his mistake,the
Sun Reader offer of the week was for PVC bags,not PVA
bags...
Mick barnes
05-09-2004, 12:03
Dave's been warned about being too blunt and aggressive, so he has decided to show his gentler side..........................and got it wrong in a big way. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Once the hormones have finished I'm going to ask for a depth of 6 inches
Dave or Debby (as he's known down the local pub @ weekends), admires the latest ladies fashion, in the national rag.
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif P.S sorry Dave
Dave had got slightly confused with PVA bags and PVC bags http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Clarissa
06-09-2004, 15:43
Wait till later when I get ready for the tranny part in the Rocky Horror show
Can you all stop looking at my new bag and pull this G-String out of my a**e!
Clarissa
06-09-2004, 16:07
I wondered what a battery was doing in my spod
CARPINITREEL
06-09-2004, 17:30
Hand Bags,but no Glad Rags!
Shrek looked closely, but he could not see the preview of his new film!
Reading the paper let him keep up to date with David Beckhams fashion tips.
pennshauler
07-09-2004, 16:45
maybe if i send this to that page 3 model she'll come fishing with me
The Greeny and friends tranny fish in gets underway (http://www.singy.com/documents/dave-g-tranny.jpg)
"Hey margret", Dave shouts "what star sign are you? Apparently I'm going to meet a tall dark stranger. Oh christ this g string is really pinching mi charlies."
Tadpolepat
07-09-2004, 17:19
Much to Dave's delight, the new Nash Badboy Bag Mix came with a complimentary Cambodian hooker and a copy of the Sun.
After finally catching cash wading, Dave took a well earned break.
N-Butyric? Nah mate it's Fifth Avenue by Elizabeth Arden
barryverne
09-09-2004, 11:55
looking in sun dave relises that DFS have a sale on. he then wonder's to him self i wonder if they do nice new leather prada carp chair to match my nice new leather prada bait bag.
There must be some more chips in here!
"Dave trys new tactic to catch "Heather"...Hoping the lady will poke her nose up,he tactfully places some matching accesories to appeal to her feminine side."
Dave hurridly sat down when the camera came out.
'This camo is like soo making my bum look big' he thought.
Dave scoured the 'Dear Deidre' pages for his letter....
Dave was adament he would stay dry at this year's Gay Pride.
Dave managed to mix fishing and camping with little effort....
NorfolkBob
13-09-2004, 16:50
who says i'm a CAMPer?
NorfolkBob
13-09-2004, 16:51
Dave thumbs through the latest issue of "Camper Carper"
carpycris
14-09-2004, 20:04
"and i thought i was a tackle tart"
Clarissa
15-09-2004, 15:37
What w**ker stuck pages 2 & 3 together !!
darrengeorge
15-09-2004, 22:55
...on me bed chair gettin arder :P
By 'eck luv, the Agony Aunt says blokes with handbags are "cool and hip"
Tinky winky takes a break from filming the new teletubbies series
After careful deliberation, it suddenly occured to Dave that his recently purchased Luis Vetton handbag was in fact a fake after discovering a photo of Posh carrying the same bag in the Suns' Bizarre column, http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif clearly distraught at not having the appropriate attire for that evenings Camp Carpers' Conference, Dave minced off home to console himself with bottle of Chardonnay, and his favorite film "Tootsie" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
pennshauler
17-09-2004, 16:48
'the term tackle tart eluded dave'
Minty takes some time out from the eastenders shoot!
Ian Welch now knows where he left his hand bag! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif
black bag 3 0 clock kempton
ill have a quick look,befour the misse's get's back
rhornegold
17-09-2004, 18:38
Another Mugging I should be able to afford a Decent Oval ?
sun woman said blacks the inn colour...
"Tackle Tart??....TACKLE TART!?!?! ... NOW you tell me! ...I thought u said Tart Tackle was cool!!!!!"
Dave, unsuccessful in persuading his partner to help with his pheramone requirement, resorted to storing bait in her handbag. Little did he know that on his first trip out, the sun had an expose on men and handbags http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Dave scowers the personal columns for a new boyfriend !!
G
only the good die..all the evil seem to live forever
missing_frimley
23-09-2004, 13:04
minty (http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/eastenders/characters/character_content/character_minty_p.shtml) was bound to get it now, he had forgotten to return Sam's (http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/eastenders/characters/character_content/character_sam_m.shtml) handbag after searching for the Queen vic (http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/queenvic/queenvic_hub.shtml) deeds. When andy (http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/eastenders/characters/character_content/character_andy_h.shtml) gets back from honeymoon, he's gonna get it bad.... (http://www.lincolntheatre-belleville.com/images/PieFight%20002.jpg)
Dell_Boy
24-09-2004, 14:08
Just checkin' the classifieds " there's got to be some matching shoes in here somewhere "
Dell_Boy
27-09-2004, 15:49
That is wrong , very wrong.......
He's reading the 'Sun'
Dell_Boy
27-09-2004, 15:51
Thats nothing wait till the Missus tries to pay at Tescos with a handful of boilies...................
The definition of a 'cool bag' was above Dave.....
Nobody doubted Dave's ability to throw a bag 100 yards, but his claims of never chipping a nail while doing so where hotly disputed.
Any mention of a Disco and Dave would start dancing round his bag singing "dancing queen, only seventeen... oaaahhaah
Fisher_Man
28-09-2004, 18:41
Badger show they're years ahead of all other Tackle Companies when it comes to their range of Boilie Bags...
No Dave...There wont be a rod in there that can chuck your bag 100 yds either!
You *Do* know the differences between pva and pvc right??
They say there's nothing new in the fishing trade.....but Dave was well pleased with his new stove bag...
After several days without a take, to Daves horror he suddenly realised it read "PVA bag" not PVC
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