August 2004 Caption Competition

[Billyo]

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August 2004 Caption Competition. Best caption for this photo of our very own moderator, Hippy, wins some Isotope products.

Competition closes 31st August 2004.

Best of luck!

Bill.

[allibee]

The new RMC realtree gnome was sure to be a winner with the kids

[dolly]

these real tree coats blend in with anything....thats Magic! (paul daniels tone)

[alanrio]

there's something about this swim that I just can't put my finger on

[miller]

Bloomin' Moderators. The old saying "do what i say, not what i do" was never more true !

[Cash]

"Oi Hippy - get out of my swim - Cashy" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Cash

[Jamie]

'upon seeing some text he didn't like, no matter how much he lent on it, hippy was having real problems suppressing this post'

[mozzer]

The hippys hobbies had reached a point of no return!

[miller]

Wurzel Gummage's left leg was starting to show signs of wear and tear.

[Clarissa]

If I hold on to this it will keep the other [censored] out of my swim

[Clarissa]

As usual, one rule for the bosses, another for the working classes

[Clarissa]

Sory, me no spikka da inglesh

[Cooperman]

Floating head proves real tree gear really works.

[Fisher_Man]

It's not mine, it's me mates....

So where is he then?

Gone to buy a rod license....

[Joephus]

He made the best out of having his hand glued to a post.

[rhornegold]

Hippy To Billyo--

Don't Do like That-- Do it Like This ?

[pennshauler]

hippys ploy to keep no one from fishing his baited spot is obviously a winner

[frothey]

if only realtree did a flouro yellow pattern.....

[Joephus]

The mix of fishing and pole dancing was about to begin.

[miller]

Daft wooly hat........dodgy camo coat.....No Fishing Sign......
i make that Pimms 'a Clock !!

[singy]

Even the signs questioned the long haired one's ability to catch http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

(great weeks fishing BTW hippster http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif )

[darrengeorge]

I was going to add a caption of my own, but Jamies is so good I dont think il bother!! Nice one jamie, made me laugh

[singy]

You'll never catch be in a barbour, Christ you'll never catch me in a hairdressers either

[Clarissa]

I should be getting married today. My mates left me here after my stagnight with no mobile

[Fisher_Man]

The signs wrong, there are fish in here!

[Baynesey]

if i hide the reel behind the sign mayb they wont no im fishing.

[Baynesey]

good old no fishing sign, (pats it), no one never fishes near me,

[Baynesey]

if i move this sign along abit maybe i can get to that twenty under that tree ......no one will never no,

[Tadpolepat]

Hippy stood smugly... "You may think I'm fishing illegally, but my hair actually starts in Kent."

[Clarissa]

Should have concentrated on my reading lessons instead of bunking off to go fishing

[pennshauler]

bloody hippys!

[Clarissa]

Sorry guv, can't read words of more than one syllable

[Clarissa]

You toucha my rod, I smasha your face

[pennshauler]

hippy practises his new carp fishing technique...................'guesting'

[singy]

There you go, that's my swim free for the 16th http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Fisher_Man]

Oy, can't I have a slash in peace? http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Lewis]

Staring blankley thinking - 'he called me a TOM STONE lookalikey!!'........'damn - I'm not that rotund!!!!'

[miller]

Oi......get outta Del's swim http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Lewis]

If they reckon trotting without a pin doesnt count then its gotta be ok for me to fish 'ere then init!

http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Tadpolepat]

Having raced him from one post to the other, an unimpressed Hippy points discretely to where Singy collapsed.

[Fisher_Man]

I'm not fishing, I'm collecting the post for Mr Welch....

[singy]

As he waited for the special bus to the clinic, to pick up his test results, Hippy wondered if his dyslexia had become worse

[Three_Tone]

"Don't know what your on about Mr Baliff Sir, All I can see is a post and the back of a sign."

[Baitbuster]

Just caught the PB common! No, its just a bream!

[miller]

No wonder it took him so long to bag his first Horton Carp http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[davesg]

Hmm, its funny i'm the only one that fishes over here. I'm glad nobody else has found it! (touch wood).


http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[pennshauler]

hippy decided to go fishing while he waited for his new specs

[rhornegold]

I just Cannot get the Hang of this float Fish-- Its driving me Up the Pole ?

[rhornegold]

In quite concentration, Hippy gripped his latest Gardner Accessory, The Gardner Swim Claimer ?

[cheshirecarper]

after going on a crash diet Rex Hunt was seen hanging round a little river in Hampshire as channel 7 didnt want to film a new series

[Dell_Boy]

Fishing, nah, not me mate!
Just taking me worm for a swim.................................

[markiefish]

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[stone28]

hippy lets slip his new method for catching the biggies http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Bryan_Andrews]

I'm not sure whether to use this a bait stick or a priest when I catch a spotty herbet

[Bryan_Andrews]

What sign, I'm colour blind I only see realtree

[TheCarpHugger]

If that Cundiff can get away with it then so can I ! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[pennshauler]

after constant nagging ian welch took hippy to one of his favourite fishing spots

[robocarp]

Hmm I knew i should have left my realtree boots at home !!!! OUCH !!!!!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[rhornegold]

I'm a HIPPY, sign ? What Sign ?

[paulh]

Good job I'm camouflaged, otherwise they would see me.

[alanrio]

look what I found on ebay! A Realtree No Fishing sign, the makers tell me it fools the fish every time

[rhornegold]

Hippy -to- Ian,

You Told me to stand in the Corner and Keep Quite-- So thats what I'm Doing.

Ian to Hippy,

Not in My Bl00dy Swim Mate ?

[matthic]

Dick Dastadly "That stoped em fishing my swim after baiting it for the last week!, need to get a stainless post the match me pod though!"

MattHic

[Clarissa]

To the tune of the famous Coke advert:-

"I'd like to teach this worm to swim
Along this little brook
With 10 foot rod and sinking line
And a little size 10 hook"

It's the real thing !!!

[rhornegold]

Dyslexic--What's this Sign say ?

[bivyman]

Can't fish there pal

Listen mate "dont you know who i am"

No

"Well im a mod on RMC"

Oh ok ill let you off i don't want to get banned http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[CARPINITREEL]

The poor angler had no idea the other part of the sign saying "MONSTER PRESENT" had fallen off as the Lock Ness Monster came in to view in the woodland over his left shoulder!!!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

[bb26]

This week......... I will mostly be ..........Poaching

[bb26]

'If crowy and briggsy can get away with it' ...thought hippy...'I gonna have a go myself' (allegedly, obviously ) http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[camo]

It says No Fishing on the other side not this side so I will be fine or should that be (fined)

[Dave_C]

'It's okay......i've got a gold card !!'

Dave

[DAVE007]

its ok they cant see me in the tree i have as a jacket.

but sushhhhhhhhh.....
if you talk them they will hear me...........

[DeanOr]

Hippy prooves a point that school teaching is not the way its use to be..

If i cant read why the hell should they be able to

[miller]

Turn on, tune in, cast out.......the 2004 hippy mantra.

[Tjw]

' hmmm, now as long as I dont get caught then technically its good angling'

[Billyo]

The winner of the August Caption Contest is TadPolePat for:

"Having raced him from one post to the other, an unimpressed Hippy points discretely to where Singy collapsed"

Please PM me with your address so I can get the prizes off to you.

Cheers,

Bill.