July 2004 Caption Contest

[Billyo]

/images/comp/July2004_Caption_Contest.jpgJuly 2004 Caption Contest. Best caption for this photo of Paul Garner and Steve Fantauzzi wins some Isotope products (http://www.bulldog-cp.com)

Competition closes 31st July 2004.

Best of luck!

Bill.

[darrengeorge]

the Wychwood xmas tree decorations were very life-like

[mozzer]

Yes it,s definatly soft enough Paul!,Ok Steve just wrap it round me,you know as if it is a Bra,ok Bud will do! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[miller]

Steve inspects the blank that landed a right old lump (Paul) !!

[miller]

Steve keeps Paul abreast of the latest developments http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[miller]

Steve: Listen Paul, that pose may have worked for Allibee......but its not quite the same with you.

[miller]

Xmas tree sorted.....wands sorted....now where are those fairy dresses.

[allibee]

When the music stopped Steve showed his class as the former unbeaten Musical Statues Champion in years 3, 4 and 5 at Yateley Primary School

[Joephus]

'So this is the actaul implant.......amazing'

[darrengeorge]

paul needed help tuning his air guitar

[Fisher_Man]

Is that a "real tree" product behind us?

[DeanOr]

oooh havent you got a big one..

it was this big

you wanna feel my blank

[CarponlineEditor]

Nadia (left) and Becky (right) took off their wigs, and examined Stuarts rod, much to Michelle's dismay... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Andy

[singy]

Show me the logo

[singy]

Myffanwy, I'm the only GAY in this village

[miller]

Paul: Well Steve, do you prefer Wychwood?
Steve: No Paul, i prefer your wood !!

[MattPilky]

The new antiques roadshow presenters were foxed by an unusual item.

[Huggy]

Oh my what a lovely big rod you have Paul......and your butt is so sexy......however your butt ring looks a bit worn. Would you like it whipped and varnished?!?!?!?! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
<font color="blue">Steve took the personal touch thing that YAC pride themselves on to a new level!!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif</font color>

[Smarts]

Steve cast a crtitical eye over the tip of Paul's rod....... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[pennshauler]

steve was amazed at the smoothness of pauls rod! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[darrengeorge]

weight limit exceeded; alpine ski lift cables snapped in two

[pennshauler]

'at the last minute paul realises someones nicked the reel, but puts on a brave face anyway'...........

[Fisher_Man]

Amazing isn't it, we take a branch from this tree behind us and end up with this!

[Baitbuster]

So Paul, you say they showed you how to make this on Blue Peter!

[Baitbuster]

Steve stop playing with my rod, its making me grin to much! I told you that extra six inches does count!

[Baitbuster]

(steve) your such a liar Paul, no matter how many times I rub your rod the genie never arrives
(paul) keep rubbing Steve, my genie will cum soon!

[Paul_Scowen]

'Is this really made from split pine?'

[Baitbuster]

Yes Paul this new micro alarm is fantastic, but just where is the on/off switch!

[cheshirecarper]

Stev says to Paul " Are you sure your butt has a 50mm ring?? it looks a bit smaller from here" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Baitbuster]

wych wood you use Steve, or have you not been fishing Yately!

[Baitbuster]

The Grim Grin shows the new tactic used by Paul to catch carp,

Steve,"so Paul does this spear come in one piece also?

[Baitbuster]

Steve,"so Paul was it just the hair on your head used to weave this rod, as I can see a curly one here!"

[miller]

"Psssst.....Steve.......remind me again which company i'm endorsing today"

[Baynesey]

"is this crack supposed to be here" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif
"shhhhh keep smiling http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif and the boss will will never no i sat on it"

[Seally]

Paul smiles safe in knowledge it takes 4 hands to hold his rod! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Seally]

In the voice of David Bellamy "As we clamber through the undergrowth we come across 2 of natures specimens which appear to be getting ready for a mateing ritual. the "w"od is placed into both their hands as they start to feel there way to each other

[Tjw]

Even with something as exciting as a rod in his hand Steve couldnt resist a sly sidewards glance as a big pair of jugs caught his eye.

[Tadpolepat]

Fantauzzi had garnered quite the reputation as a hauler. Garner had merely garnered pies.

[dicky]

who said big boobs would sell more rods

[bivyman]

Paul showing of his new corsit staves,soon ill be as flat as beckhams Mrs http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Baitbuster]

So you say it only took a week for the needles to fall off this wychwood xmas tree!

[Baitbuster]

Steve,"defo says made in Taiwan here!"

[Baitbuster]

Paul,"that Welchy is doing a moony again Steve"

Steve,"no no I am not looking, I have never been the same since last time!"

[stealthy]

if you think thats quality steve,take a look at the stiff action rod i got out below http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[benny_shoeface]

Steve: 'hang on....it says 'silstar' under here, bud'

[benny_shoeface]

'paul, you are holding the giant chop sticks wrong bud'

[abbeylad]

OK, we' ve unwrapped it, what does it say next on the instructions.

[dicky]

we are using special quick drying varnish on all our rods now. can you give us a lift to the hospital!!!!!!

[potty]

emmm is the resin dry as cant move me hands

[potty]

whycwood are these made out of then flipping light

[alanrio]

it does what it says on the tin

[teegee]

'A sneak preview of the 2004 Laurel and Hardy christmas card!' http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Clarissa]

Q. Why does one have a female end and the other a male end

A. Cos one is thicker than the other

[Clarissa]

Quick smile, they may give you a Gold Card

[faggy]

paul your rod is so stiff

[Mick barnes]

Right Steve, gay monthly has rung and we have to do a feature using this, any ideas mate? http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[pennshauler]

paul-"right today were making a low budget fishing rod out of this old pine tree"
"heres one we made earlier"

[missing_frimley]

Dr. Fantauzzi diagnosed that Garner's liposuction had failed due to undersized tubing.

[DeanOr]

"By the power of Greyskull"
take that skeletor

[Fisher_Man]

I've heard that you fire blanks! Yep it's part of the process....

[Baitbuster]

What the hell is it? never seen one in my golf bag before Paul!

[Fisher_Man]

Is this what Schuey does in his "Pole Position"?

[Fisher_Man]

Albert Paul Trotter to Rodney Fantauzzi "Never mind the quality, feel me width son...."

[singy]

Yeah, I've got some etchings you can look at too

[Fisher_Man]

And what do you intend doing with this greased pole exactly?? http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[alanrio]

hmm nice rod mate but I'm sure we could sell more if we had a big busty model holding it http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Fisher_Man]

"Thank F**K it's the last day of the competition, I've had your rod in my hand for a whole month."
"Mind you, that Viagras good stuff..... 1 tablet lasts all this time" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[simon_cat]

Deep down Steve knew that if Paul hadn't scoffed the
mince pies , Father Christmas would have left the
baitrunner reel he asked for too......

[Billyo]

July caption contest winner is Baitbuster with "So you say it only took a week for the needles to fall off this wychwood xmas tree!"

Well done Mike. If you can PM me I'll arrange delivery of your prize.

ATB,

Bill.

[potty]

jesus some flipping chop sticks these