June Caption Contest

[Billyo]

/images/comp/june_2004_caption_pic.jpg Here is the new picture for June 2004 caption contest. The legendary Rob Maylin himself!

Best caption wins some brand new Isotope products (http://www.bulldog-cp.com).

Best of luck.

Bill.

[cheshirecarper]

Look........................ I can see the pub from ere

[rhornegold]

Nelson to Hardy

I see no ships ?

[DeanOr]

You do the hokey cokey and you turn around and thats what its all about http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[DeanOr]

"I want that one"

[R_Y_A_N]

"Ha ha ha ha Staying Alive Staying Alive"

[Smarts]

Rob asked if he could look after his rods over there on his way to the pub....... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Smarts]

U2's Bono pointed to the crowd on their 'Realtree' tour........

[fishydave]

They take are freebies, but they'll never take our hookbaits

(in a Braveheart type accent)

[allibee]

Look, Ian's coming, tell him it was a 5lb crucian

[bb26]

".......but don't you ..........step on my blue suede shoes........"

[Smarts]

The bankside kareoke began to test everybody's patience.... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Clarissa]

I don't care what your name is, stop walking on my water !

[Clarissa]

That's my next thirty pounder, put it back

[Clarissa]

Look closely. That's not a clump of trees, but a bunch of Realtree carp fisherman

[bb26]

The Giant Replica Rob Maylin Weather Vein ™ was having trouble differentiating between north and south and seemed to constantly point towards the local hostelry.

[bb26]

Zulu's................thousands of em

[bb26]

Auditions for the remake of the Crankies '04 had reached new depths.............'That's it Rob...Now stick your thumb up and say Fandabbydoze'...........cut

[Ginster]

Dave....Dave.....Pull my finger

[alanrio]

your the fish that I want, hu hu hu


your the fish that I want, hu hu hu

[alanrio]

you're the fish that I want, hu hu hu


you're the fish that I want, hu hu hu

[Ginster]

Dave knew he need a warm south westerly but wasn't going to fall for the pull my finger gag again.....http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[dicky]

ive been standing like this for 3 days now, and those dopey baliffs have still not sussed where my snide rod is

[Tadpolepat]

Under the brolly, Himmler to Goebbels:

"The b*stard still can't get it right..."

[Baitbuster]

Big Carp........................!

[cheshirecarper]

Rob was reminiscing of a night in the local karaoke bar, when some one mentioned the Village people !!

" young man theres no need to feel down............."

[carp1955]

Come on carp -if you think your hard enough

[bivyman]

Fantasy island:

"the plane" "the plane" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[bivyman]

You see your marker?

Ive got a bait by there alright so dont move it http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Dell_Boy]

"Young man you'll never catch anything sitting on your backside, you want to to be over there"

[carp1955]

He went thata way

[alanrio]

Yateley was just a stage for Maylin

[Daz_James]

The bells.... the bells.....

[Mick barnes]

Rob is his best mannikin pose, trying to get a part in the new ESP brochure

[singy]

Oh [censored] look, Lewis has got the coconut oil out again

[pennshauler]

'fosters, dont loose your head'

[dicky]

look there goes that kingfisher again http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Joephus]

The little guy was disappointed to hear 'You must be this tall to fish'

[pennshauler]

'lewis is drunk again, there he is on the island'

[Ginster]

Oh [censored].....It's Kingcarp http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[TenchHATER]

TIP TOP LOL PMSL A++++++

[Clarissa]

The one on the left is the scarecrow, Chris Yates is on the right

[Jellitot]

LOOK
That blokes selling my books on e-bay and
making more than i did !!!!


Jellitot

[TenchHATER]

WHY THEY CALL THIS LAKE SWAN LAKES THEN ROB.

ROB POINTS TO THE BIG WHITE BIRD AND SAYS.....DAHHHHHHHH

[TenchHATER]

OI MATE YOUR MAGGOTS ARE CRAWLING OUT YOUR FUNNEL WEB.

[TenchHATER]

THERES NO FISH IN THAT WATER MATE THATS TOOTING LIDO. PMSL http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[benny_shoeface]

"Sh*t...theres that Rebecca Loo's.....she's after me again..."


http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[singy]

[censored], I told you 'gay eye for the straight guy' were after me.

[benny_shoeface]

"see yonder the bush o'er the farrrrrr soide.....well....that my bra, is where the kelp shall grow KNEE HIGH...and we kings of the lake shall loose ourselves in the mighty folds of the sea and our souls shall ride the white waves forever in harmony and song..when the day cometh' to take back our belongings from whence they came, then the mighty fish will rise UP! and the future will again be ours, and the Bee's too..we will be safe in the arms of the morning mist..................safe as...."

[Clarissa]

That's not an island, it's bloody moving

[Dell_Boy]

"Never needed to cast as far as that in my day!!"

[Lewis]

Look at that big Scaley Leather!!!!

[miller]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout...................

[benny_shoeface]

Rob points out the big bright yellow shiny bar...i mean 'car'...on the far bank..

[darrengeorge]

Rob poked out his long and hideous tongue accusingly.

[singy]

It's a film, one word, first word, errrr, glue, hair, hair glue, gel, shampoo, ooooo oooooo, Grease, it's grease

Peggy finally gets a turn

[Tadpolepat]

"No, slightly to the left...
..Just there...
..Yep, you got it?...

That's where my rods are."

[darrengeorge]

Rob put the new Daiwa 'Invisible' range through its paces with a 100 yard cast.

[benny_shoeface]

Rob demonstrates the new 'Arm Stalker Rod' with 'finger tip' attachment..

[NightStalker]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's SUPERQUIFF!!!!!!!!!!

[Clarissa]

That's where I crashed my chariot filming Ben Hur

[darrengeorge]

an elderly elvis threw a red herring to distract the papparazzi

[minter]

christ, its the ballif!

[Joephus]

'Quick Robin, to the batmobile !!'

[miller]

"There he is......thats the joker wot cut me hair" !!

[alanrio]

"by heck mate, this invisible tackle is great I only wish I could see where me invisible bait landed"

[darrengeorge]

breeding season underway, statue of liberty's mate waited patiently

[garyrfc]

AY LOOK BILLS ON BREAM AGAIN HA HA HA
Gary http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Baitbuster]

Look..! Toni and Guy have just nicked my swim...! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Joephus]

'Look England have scored.'

[darrengeorge]

lol good one joephus

'look england just gave it away in injury time the idiots' hahaha (dont count this one, just joking)

[Joephus]

'Look England have..........b****cks!!'

[missing_frimley]

"Moderate" carlsberg export intake meant Rob still thought he was playing pool in the horse and barge.

[missing_frimley]

Summoning all his inner Jedi strength, “Skywalker” attempted to levitate Bazil from the North Lake and into his landing net.....

Unfortunately, the 15 pints of Holsten Export he had used to wash down his Prawn Phal had broken his powers of concentration, causing him to shove his thumb up his own jacksy and turn an innocent bystanding Yoda into Peter Beardsley.

[benny_shoeface]

Rob Maylin shows off the strength and invisibilty of the new fluorocarbon ZX-line by swinging a small model of Steve Unstoppalus from his index finger........

[darrengeorge]

trendy Doctor Who looked away in horror as mk III T6 Maylin Dalek sauntered past

[miller]

"Go grease lightning, you're burning up the quarter mile"

[Fivenil]

Iceberg dead ahead......!!!

[miller]

Robs new puppet show was coming along just fine.

[Smarts]

Buzz Lightyear was struggling to hit the offending tufty with his high powered laser attack.....

[pennshauler]

'ouch, the back of my head. bloody branch'

[Dell_Boy]

" I've had that one.............."

[Clarissa]

Stop pulling you pr@@t, that's my finger you've hooked

[darrengeorge]

aragorn the green and frodo baggins led the ents into battle

[Joephus]

'Stop....... in the name of love !!!'

[Baitbuster]

Look they are hair today and gone tommorow........!

[Baitbuster]

I could write an article on THAT.......!

[Baitbuster]

By the pwer of castle grey skull.!

[Baitbuster]

Look....! They are using my mags to start that bloody fire again!

[Baitbuster]

Is that Jim Shelley behind that bus.........

[Baitbuster]

Nobody told me Viagra does this to you......!

[Baitbuster]

Robs never been the same since swallowing that compass......

[Baitbuster]

Did you see the size of that big [censored] that seagull just done...!

[Baitbuster]

Whats the POINT in this any way!

[Baitbuster]

Rob tests out the new invisi stick by cobra!

[Baitbuster]

Sh*t, I knew I didn't have a good grip on that rod, thats one less for the auction!

[darrengeorge]

"look, theres baitbuster on his pc again, he shud get out more"

http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[faggy]

Oh my god thats my rod

[Baitbuster]

Look there's Darren George, he's so funny http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[chickpeaman]

its 400 yards past the garage on the left...ill have a chicken curry!!

[darrengeorge]

lmao nice one baitbuster http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[alanrio]

someone just nicked me hair band and look there's an Italian football player wearing it http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[teegee]

Look there's the bloke who put fish slime in my hair!!!! <font color="blue"> </font color>

[faggy]

theres the man from the telly

[Dell_Boy]

" and then the Russian linesman put his flag up, just like this, but the ball was over the line....................Ahhh, memories of '66 young fella"

[pennshauler]

"look at that prat"

"GET YA HAIR CUT!!!!!!!!"

[Tjw]

Rob's 'fly away Peter, Fly away Paul, come back Peter, come back Paul' routine fell flat on the over 30's!

[Tjw]

Fielding testing of Badgers new 'sure grip' rods wasn't quite the easy money job he'd expected.

[Tjw]

After 4 30's in a morning Rob was quite relieved to have a visitor in his swim for a brew.

"so you 'ad much maaate?" asked the visitor

"Fk all pal, but Ive seen a few jumping up that end" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Smarts]

Rob flags for offside.....

[alanrio]

course my book's better than yours, mine even has words init

[rhornegold]

REF -ER- Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Fivenil]

TV, Stereo and bar in that corner. This Feng Shui stuff is great..!

[Baitbuster]

Rob tried to take revenge on the mossy that bit him on the axxe, by picking his nose and sticking it on the mossies axxe!

[abbeylad]

Up Up and Away

Superman once again foils the carp criminals

[Smarts]

The ref pointed to where the foul may of taken place...over there somewhere......in the distance.

....and England were out.

[darrengeorge]

'realarm' shotgun camou came into fashion when rob took out the swedish ref.

[Fisher_Man]

No, I said do you want a pint!

[pennshauler]

'there was nothing wrong with that goal' http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Fisher_Man]

Do I look like one of the Pointer Sisters, do I?

[Mick barnes]

Looks it's Elvis, quick stop him, he's impersonating me! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Garth]

Who do you think you are kidding Mr Hitler! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Tadpolepat]

"Thrush? Never heard of him. Who's that tw** in red pants?"

[Putney]

Go grease lightning go go grease lightning

[pennshauler]

"didnt darren have that fish last night"

[Fivenil]

Quick....pull my finger..!

[Garth]

There, are you blind? You must be able to see my fourth rod pointing out of the bushes!

[cheshirecarper]

"you... you.... you..... see that bush over there?

.................... Thats you that is !!"

[alanrio]

no matter how many Abaracadabara's Wizard Rob said he still couldn't get the beer transportation spell working.

[miller]

Its You...... (in a National Lottery style).

[miller]

The side effects of his protracted use of Viagra were clear for all to see.

[allibee]

He went that'a way and it's the last we saw of him after the formation farting competition

[abbeylad]

OK, what wise guy has nicked my yo-yo

[Smarts]

Rob pointed out the first Thrush he'd ever seen wearing green wellies coming through the undergrowth.....

[Clarissa]

And never darken my doors again !!!

[Clarissa]

Does it look as if I need double glazing

[Clarissa]

That's the last time I let you do my hair

[Billyo]

The Winner of the June Caption Contest is Clarissa for:

I don't care what your name is, stop walking on my water !

Please PM me with your details and I'll get your isotope bits out to you.

Bill.

[darrengeorge]

congrats clarissa, that was my fave also!