May Caption Contest

[Billyo]

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Here is the photo for the May Caption Contest. You should know what to do by now... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

The forum member who comes up with the best caption to fit this photograph wins an RMC Angling Goodie Bag.

Closing date is 31st May 2004.

Best of luck!

Bill.

[dolly]

...after lying about his bream hauling session on pit 4 neils nose grow uncontrollably to give pinocchio a run for his money..!

[dolly]

..without any success neil tryed to find out where the batterys went.. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[singy]

Anyone know how to prevent all that ugly spod spill?

[singy]

Unfortunately for Nelly, Dr Roberts took the concept of plastic surgery far too literally.

[DeanOr]

Does my bum look big in this

[DeanOr]

Now then now then what can Uncle Neil fix for you tonight..

(the spod is the cigar by the way you know Jimmy saville for the younger audience)

[miller]

Who are you calling Dick Head ? http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[allan]

Neils secret bream ingredient is discovered. Now we know why they're called 'snotties'

[MikeLyddon053698]

After months of extensive trials, the new Ann Summers "Spod Mask" is finally unveiled.

http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[fatyboomboom]

if only mw d1ck was as big as this!

[bb26]

Should've gone to spec savers http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[bb26]

One hundred and eighty......................

Andy 'The Viking' Fordham tests out his new blunderbuss darts

[DeanOr]

The local call girl looked on in horror as Neil tried to discuss some extra's that he had always fantasised about

[DeanOr]

"yeah and there i was at home watching wildlife on one and this elephant well i tell ya its trunk was this big"

[DeanOr]

"Cadburys Cream egg - How do you eat yours"

you taking the pi55 look at the size of my nose i cant even look at one without going into one

[DeanOr]

This is what i told them pikies at i would do to them if they came near me at Frimley

[Smarts]

..."Ha, Ha" said the clown.............

[sam]

the brian blessed lookalike sunk to new depths with his spod sniffing addiction....

**sam**

[SAMR]

The squaddies on pit 4 shat themselves when they saw this coming along... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Smarts]

Neil couldn't decide if it was the colour or the smell that drove the fish away.....

[Smarts]

Field testing the new ' female pheromone ' bait wasn't so bad......

[dicky]

and if i stand on my head, what do i look like?

[Ashman]

"...and I thought it was just pike lures that vibrate...."

[Ashman]

"....I was sure the packaging said Dillo...."

[Dell_Boy]

Osama Bin Fishin launches his new cruise missile!!

[Dell_Boy]

Billy,

Is this last months photo pasted in upside down?

[Ashman]

"...hehehe....all the way to the fins mate!..."

[Clarissa]

EEC directive no 999 said that all bananas shall have fins and be straight

[Clarissa]

Only £1 for two in the toilets of the local pub. Cream is extra

[Clarissa]

Use one of these and no DNA samples will be left

[minter]

I am sure the instructions said 'strap on to exposed head'!

[Dell_Boy]

Sleepy, Dopey, Happy, Sneezy, Doc, Bashful and Grumpy are pleased to introduce Snow Whites' new favourite...............Nelly http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

(Slighthly larger than the average Dwarf)}

[allan]

Well there I was, just sitting, watching the guy on the other bank spodding, when suddenly he cracks off..................

[dicky]

it helps me eat my dinner, or i end up swallowing my beard!!!!!!

[Tadpolepat]

Judges were impressed by the fertility of imagination at RMC's Dr Who villain contest.

[bivyman]

"Nelly the elephant pack his trunks and said goodbye to the circus off he went with a trupety trump trump trump trump" la la la la la la la la la http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[bivyman]

"It started with a sist, never thought it would come to this" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[bivyman]

Neil wasn't fooling anyone when he said.

Listen love you know what they say about blokes with big noses http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[bivyman]

"Thats the way to do it" said Mr punch

[allibee]

Like Mrs Pinnocchio used to say: Lie you b*****d - lie ...

http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Lewis]

Brian Blessed could identify 'users' simply by the smell of their used/soiled sex toys

[singy]

Eurgh,

welcome back http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Lewis]

YOU LOVE IT!!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[alanrio]

After fishing with Tiggy, Nelly hoped that he could be spodded out to make his own underwater video.

[singy]

To the tune of nelly the elephant

Nelly the elephant's yellow trunk
Was quite the lady killer
of it went on regular basis
Buzz buzz buzz

The tripple As were straining
time after time
but Nelly had a trick up his sleve
and slammed it into overdrive

Christ, where the hell am I going with this? http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[R_Y_A_N]

"whats that?"


"F**k nose!"

[Baitbuster]

Fxxk me u are right, it has been up franks [censored].........!

[Baitbuster]

Conk-cordes last official flight over Horton complex....!

[Rivercarper]

I told you I'd frigging kill you if you used this picture Twiggy. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[singy]

Twiggy, LOL http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif PMSL http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[bivyman]

To night mathew im going to be Bud Flanagan "rink a dinka do"

[mtforde]

please pop that zit. Then you can use it as a glud for your bait

[Lewis]

LOL LOL LOL]

Why would you be angry when this picture shows your light and fluffy side Brian????? http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[allibee]

http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[alanrio]

"haha I've just eaten Twiggy's daily spod ration"

[Baitbuster]

Worzel, worzel gummage I say!

[Baitbuster]

Worzel, Worzel gummage I say....!

[bivyman]

Grocho marks "did i tell you the one about the two nuns in the bath 1 said wheres(wares) the soap and the other nun says yes it does dosent it" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Lewis]

Roaming international super bailliff 'Isama Bin Breamin' thoroughly checking this 'mini scud' missile for traces of 'illegal' additives........;) http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Rivercarper]

carefull Lewis I might just be at the centre of the known universe this weekend

[Bryan_Andrews]

Explain to me again Twiggy what I have to do to get a gold card from you. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[miller]

Hey Neil....whats that thing on your face?

"F**k nose" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif .....geddit !!

[Dj_Bulldog]

"I said YELLOW CORN for a Frimley Bream, not a Yellow HORN!"

[Dj_Bulldog]

Hey Billy did you say this bait dip was "Sticky Crab!"
Niel dont drink iiiiiiiiiiiit!

[Lewis]

You love it..... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Clarissa]

I did say using a spod is not Rocket Science

[Suckers]

Neil, determined to shed his brown nose image, prepares to ask Ian for a pay rise....

[alanrio]

NASA scientists panic after finding alien life form on Mars.

[marksie3414]

Sorry no pictures of the big boil on my nose, i got a reputation to keep up!!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[marksie3414]

Always dreamed of playing the trumpet, but this is all RMC will let me have!

[pennshauler]

'i wonder if my wife will like this'

[abbeylad]

Neil discovering his new snot flavoured boilies technique

[pennywise]

F**K NOSE!

[Clarissa]

If I hold this in front of my face i bet no one will comment on my dropped hairline

[Clarissa]

The other hand's holding firmly onto a pink one !!

[Benny19]

Hello aunt Sally, What do you think of me spodding ed?????

[fishydave]

Podge is pictured here demonstrating the new Gardner pocket rocket strap on.

[Tug]

Despite an official complaint from Phil "The Power", the Professional Dart Players Association have declared that there is nothing in the rule book to state that Nelly "The Grizzly's" new style darts should be outlawed.

[Three_Tone]

Free Michael Evis with all spod's sold today!

[carp1955]

180

[pennshauler]

'and you say you can stick this on'

[singy]

Yes love your luck's in, I've also got a 12 inch loaded wagler and a couple of heavy sinkers

[dicky]

for the social carp angler. the elegant 24 piece nash tea service. only £299.99

[Clarissa]

Never mind the quality, feel the width

[Smarts]

Everyone had misunderstood Neil when he stated he was "off to catch some big snotties".....

[cheshirecarper]

whilst doing his best Groucho Marx impression (cigar an all) "he may look like an idiot, talk like an idiot, but dont let that fool you, he really is an idiot http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

(quoted by the great Groucho Marx himself)

(no offence Nelly http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif )

[allan]

Haha!! "It worked.These spods really make you look younger. Stick one on your nose and nobody notices your bald head."

[Billyo]

May caption winner is Smarts with:

Everyone had misunderstood Neil when he stated he was "off to catch some big snotties".....

Smarts, please contact the office for your prize.

Bill.