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/images/comp/april2004_caption.jpgApril Caption Contest photograph here.
Best caption for our fruity friend wins a Wychwood SPD Rig Wallet. Closing date is 30th April 2004.
Give him hell.... ;)
Bill.
Plums thought the 'pubic hair wig' suited his nickname perfectly...... ;-)
When that carp legend 'Plums' hair grew he became a fishing Samson - but when it was cut ..... poor little Plums......
SON OF PADDY WEBB!
**sam**
ECHO....English [censored] Haircut Organisation.
Hendrixs shows of his new fender!
Who'd have thought it !! The International Man of Mystery turned out to be Leo Sayer after all http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif.....
Travelling incomunicado...international man of mystery...nice Mr Miller....nice!!!!!
Look what happened when Johnathan Ross suggested he needed to try a new rig http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Scousers can catch fish too.
an early colour photograph of Tim Paisley
'to me, to you'...third chuckle brother discovered living rough by lake http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
man in wig shows off small dog in carp costume..
David Seaman took up carp fishing after witnessing Kevin Keegan's impressive results.....
chanel 4's 'The Salon' does experimental makeover to carp angler with unexpected results
Tadpolepat
02-04-2004, 15:26
In a presentation to the ECHO committee, Apples demonstrates the reverse psychology tactics adopted by cutting edge North West fish thieves.
As the carp was 'common'...Plums thought he had to make the effort....
The concept of the hair rig somehow eluded plums.
Dell_Boy
03-04-2004, 10:34
The 70s retro carp weekender was a minor success! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
see us scousers can nick alsorts...cars.. shoeslaces.. and your mid double commons!
look.. if i hold it at this angle.. stick a rocket up its a*se and i`ll show you my home made carp rocket
Dell_Boy
04-04-2004, 13:20
Eh ewes!!
Calm down, calm down.....
Young man, there's a place you can go
I said young man....
...it's fun to be at the
RMC eh eh calm down
Tadpolepat
04-04-2004, 20:28
When kids at the fish-in said they saw "a t1t in a wig holding a lump", parents feared that the Chronic in Apples' left hand had been doing the rounds.. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Apples has signed a sponsorship deal with a new cammo company. He didn't notice their address was "Harlem, USA."
Apples was proud to confess to the world that he was Singy's secret Love child
cheshirecarper
05-04-2004, 21:55
when plums decided that he wanted to be the next Ron Jeremy, slipping into something fishy was taken slightly out of context http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
cheshirecarper
05-04-2004, 21:59
" you make me feel like casting................... gonna cast the night away"
in an already mentioned Leo Sayer styleeee http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
cheshirecarper
05-04-2004, 22:02
Plums tried to audition for the Starksy and Hutch remake, however they were put off by the slightly fishy smell coming from his dressing room http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif
eh its true like
this one walked up the rod
Clarissa
06-04-2004, 15:47
It's not just the carp that's common then in the 70's
Clarissa
06-04-2004, 15:48
Like all fashions, hair today, gone tomorrow
Clarissa
06-04-2004, 15:49
Who fishes in high Barnet !!
Clarissa
06-04-2004, 15:50
The original 'camo' for hiding in pop concerts by ABBA
Apples never could keep all his crusts for carp fishing
Clarissa
06-04-2004, 16:03
It's amazing what you can do with a box of swimfeeders and a hot air gun
And here Apples proudly shows off his new PB, a superb 5lb Mullett.
Oh, and a small carp.
cheshirecarper
07-04-2004, 12:56
David Hasslehoff was reluctant to sign up for a further series of baywatch !!
when asked about his talking car, he replied "done be daft this fish carnt talk ! CAR we meant not Carp !!!
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif
Hey, Hey, calm down , calm down, it doesn't want to fight ya, it's only a carp my lad. (In s a scouse accent)
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
new inner-city carp fishery opened (http://www.singy.com/documents/inner-city.jpg)
Think i have fished there and that guys got the same tracky as me, neon blue....what a colour http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
class singy,
one them youths is thinking, "eh mister can I mind yea car"
ooh ooh Mr peebly Mr peebly that hair bear bunch are nicking your fish
"In the wonderland zoo where certain bears do"
Dell_Boy
09-04-2004, 09:20
Dispite the cunning disguise I could still tell it was a carp!
Midlander
10-04-2004, 23:27
"Just bl**dy typical, of all the people feeding us wi them little round balls, I get theones from the lake nutter"
" hurry up La' all me mates are lookin"
Dell_Boy
12-04-2004, 08:45
"What do you mean Neil, I tried wearing it on my chin like you do! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gifbut I only caught Bream!"
tcpcrewontour
15-04-2004, 13:32
the hairs grown more than the fish
RMC's New 'Scouse' stocking proceedures were put in place for the first time this month.
Their new manager was heard discussing the best methods of stock replacement.......'eh alright alright....calm down.....they do, don't, don't they do......now Ian........feeeerst, you steal a caarp'
The southern lads still took the pictures, even though they thought the draw was rigged.
abbeylad
21-04-2004, 09:15
You make me feel like dancing. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
abbeylad
21-04-2004, 09:19
should be able to get away with not having a licence with this disguise. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
When not chasing the disco ladies, Disco Stu loved nothing more than to sling his 10 inch waggler out.
On realisation that dancing wasn't as 'cool' as he first thought......Wayne Sleep turned his hand to carp fishing instead.
long long time ago carpers used to have hair on their heads rather on their rigs!
'STOP PRESS'
Rumour has it that after seeing his new image DUREX has offered Apples a sponsorship deal.
A spokesman for the company said, " we've finally found someone who looks like a [censored]
Absolutely no offence intended http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Interviewer: 'Can you describe your latest 'affro-rig' for our readers?'
'...rig??...'
Clarissa
28-04-2004, 16:18
I've got a Ford Capri too. That makes me a Professional !!
Clarissa
28-04-2004, 16:19
No one will recognise me behind these glasses
Clarissa
28-04-2004, 16:22
This disguise is better than Realtree
Clarissa
28-04-2004, 16:22
It's Kevin Maddocks in "Saturday Night Carp Fever"
Baitbuster
04-05-2004, 19:10
A carp in the hand is worth two in the bush....!
The April 2004 winner for the caption contest is Hampshire Allan for:
"The concept of the hair rig somehow eluded plums."
Allan, please contact the RMC Angling office with your details to arrange delivery of your prize.
Well done.
Bill.
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