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This isnt a can of Tango!
Cash's HBS habit was spiralling out of control............
The new 24mm jumbo baits from Heathrow should be taking off very soon.
I hope these HBS baits are fit for human consumption.
No point wasting them now that I've lost my RMC ticket!
When Cash said he was going to 'YAC' everyone thought he was off to promote the new bait down at Yateley Angling Centre. It was only when someone came running with the sick bucket did everyone realise the truth and just how bad those new HBS baits do smell!
He's not saying anything.
The baits are by HBS not Gardner http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Cash always thought the job of a weapons inspector would be more scientific.
Cash moonlights by producing Bogey for Kryston.
Aaah!
You still can't beat the smell of Richworth tuttis!
tcpcrewontour
10-02-2003, 17:50
IF ONLY IT WAS WHITE ..AND A BIT SMALLER.....
LOUGHNANE
10-02-2003, 18:24
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mmmmmmmmmmmm, interresting
daz
spud_2003
10-02-2003, 19:48
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hmmmmmmmmm i wonder
if i get enough of these i might just be able to walk on water http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
so thats what tim was getting out!
CarponlineEditor
11-02-2003, 07:31
Oy, whatsh you shtaring at? hic
Minesh a pint of pink gin, hic, CRASH, hic, oopsh, had a lickle accshident, heh heh heh, hic. Anyone got a shpare bib and brace as minesh sheemsh to have got a little shoggy, hic, heh heh heh... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
daytimedave
11-02-2003, 09:00
new hbs pop-up flavour!...:essance of cash`s shoes!.....poure homme!................
Mmmmmmmmm, smells just like the missus.
Baz http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Locke was unimpressed with the new HBS additive.............
the "Pot Snot"
Cash's response was not what the lady expected when she suggested he tried potting the pink.
tcpcrewontour
11-02-2003, 17:39
Whos swiped my beer and give me this poofs drink ....my eye sight might be bad , but ive still got my sense of smell...
MikeLyddon053698
11-02-2003, 18:51
These baits have a glorious shade,
And their shape it is perfectly made.
As Cash reminissed grimley,
They remind him of Frimley,
Where to use them they might have to wade.
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Carpydean
11-02-2003, 20:00
This smells like s***. Still, i must tell Mr russell it's good or he may beat the c*** out of me!
daytimedave
11-02-2003, 21:04
no cash they are not pop-ups,
its complimentry ear plugs,saves em having to put up with your bull [censored] sales pitch http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
madmental
11-02-2003, 23:42
when you said "do you want to see something pink that smells a bit fishy,.....I thought you meant summit else !! "
madmental
11-02-2003, 23:46
Bloody Doctors !!
'Take 4 after each meal with water'......
"Do you have them in liquid form ?" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
<font color="red">SECURITY ALERT</font color>
<font color="green">ARMY AND POLICE CALLED IN TO HEATHROW TO AVERT AN ATTACK BY THE DANGEROUS HBS GROUP</font color>
<font color="blue">A spokesman said "We have received intelligence from a variety of sources advising there is a secret 'launch' being put in place at Heathrow by the HBS group that would be likely to have a devastating effect"</font color>
Police have warned people to be on the lookout for extremist skinhead types wearing bright fluro t-shirts in either sandals or chestwaders.
Webbys_Love_Wand
12-02-2003, 10:02
Popeye the sailor mans eyesight has let him down this time, he picked the pop ups instead of the spinach
Popeye!?
LOL
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Heathrow. (As in the Bisto ads)
Cash
(Am i aloud to enter?)
The tables were turned
Cash finally knew what it felt like to have someone elses pink balls under his nose
Cashes delivery from Anne Summers had finally arrived
With an evil glint in his eye, Cash knew he was one step closer to world domination.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha (evil laugh)
One to many sniffs and Jules started to look a bit rough http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Regardless of what he tried....Cash couldn't get rid of the bad taste that his Shoes had left.................
Carpydean
12-02-2003, 17:58
Mr Cash's thoughts
" If only i had balls this big!"
After failing miserably at the apple bobbing , HBS brought out their secret weapon for the Boiley Spiking contest
Two more vodka red bulls and CASH would sign for anyone http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Carpydean
12-02-2003, 21:05
Do you know, this is the first sniff at a bit of pink i've had in years!
kingcarp
13-02-2003, 11:47
I COULD PROMOTE RMC ANGLING WITH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally we had the proof.
Over a number of years, users do begin to look like their bait
If i take all of these Viagra's now, I wont roll off of me bed chair tonight.
Ok , own up , who smeared superglue round the edge of the pot ?!!!!
The_Saint
14-02-2003, 10:01
smells like teen spirit
daytimedave
15-02-2003, 11:28
the new orange spice boilies had taken off extremely well
and with local support from one of our nieghbours web page (http://www.easyjet.com/common/img/Stelios_Haji-Ioannou.jpg)
these baits
were surely to `take off'.......
the futures bright....the futures ...........orange! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
mmmmmmmmm! I just can't get enough of these new herbal flouros'. There like a drug to me.
Cash wasn't sure about the 'pheramone' specials..........
MikeLyddon053698
17-02-2003, 19:15
When Cash's nasal hemorroids got so bad he had to carry them in a cup, he decided it was time to go to the doctors http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
Albert Steptoe explains how he rolled his pink balls
GaR
Clarissa
18-02-2003, 16:04
At last Cash Shoe Nuts !!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Longjohns
19-02-2003, 11:16
Sshhhhh listen.......... can you smell something?????????
mmmmmmmmm.
Perhaps I make a post on this stuff and see what I can get.
Vanessa's Slim-Fast shake diet had disastrous side effects..
At last the new batch was ready
Effects depend very much on the user's mood, where they are, who they are with as well as the dose taken. They often include stronger colours and distortion of vision and hearing, although true hallucinations, believing something is there when it's not, are rare, although they become more common on higher doses. Emotional reactions may include increased self-awareness and mystical or ecstatic experiences. A feeling of being outside your own body is commonly reported. Physical effects are generally insignificant.
All in all a dam good batch
CARPINITREEL
20-02-2003, 20:46
Camalot have had to admit that there latest lottery machine is having problems with the balls getting stuck from its exit shoot!
Jimmy6bellies
21-02-2003, 15:42
This bait sniffing addiction has had a really adverse reaction to my hair!
CarponlineEditor
21-02-2003, 15:43
Hmmmmmmm, who made these? Theyre a bit wiffy http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Tastes like Chicken! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
MikeLyddon053698
21-02-2003, 18:31
Hmmm yes, these have a definite whiff of gudgeon about them http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
stainless
23-02-2003, 14:01
Well, well, might catch myself a BRUCIE bonus with these
"good game" "good game"
Startling evidence that cash could bruce forsyth's love child!!
"Your so much much better than last weeks audience".
In a scene from Steptoe & son, monies tight
"Harold, these dogs piles might make a nice stew""
"Jeff gets turned on by the whiff of Maudes love eggs"
CarponlineEditor
26-02-2003, 08:07
'How do you eat yours?' http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
CarponlineEditor
26-02-2003, 08:15
'I told you marballs were bigger than yarballs'
BluePeter
27-02-2003, 08:55
Take a good look at this picture kids !
And just say NO !
MikeLyddon053698
27-02-2003, 18:20
HAHAHAHAHA...............Now my army of cloned mini-me's are ready, world domination shall be MINE!!!!!!
weldertom
27-02-2003, 21:25
poowee this popups smell like s....t!!!!
they'll be sure to catch!!
Smells like CashsShoes...
fatyboomboom
01-03-2003, 16:33
hes saying these hbs pop ups[indian spice] smell horyble
daytimedave
01-03-2003, 20:12
sh*t its just gone up me nose!
ian?.........could you pass me a tissue please...............
" See.... told you, I had'nt lost my marbles."
" Wot clever ****** put superglue on this tub?"
Mick barnes
03-03-2003, 20:32
"if I stand like this long enough, someone else is bound to try them. he he he "
kingcarp
06-03-2003, 08:57
ummmmmmmm- this will catch on a runs water -SANDHURST LAKE !!!!!!!!
Clarissa
06-03-2003, 14:01
This is definitely a Class A product. I hope it's only the EA officers test it out http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Clarissa
06-03-2003, 14:07
These new boilies are certainly the dog's B*****ks. Poor dogs !! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Dickie,
I expect Iain Duncan Smith will be Prime Minister.
I expect Kylie's [censored] will be fat and saggy.
I expect West Ham will win the league.
I expect Saddam Hussain will win the Noble Peace Prize.
I expect all of these things could happen one day..................
But i doubt if one of your efforts will ever win the Caption Competition
i'm glad my shoes don't smell like this....
"smells like teen spirit..."
after only achieveing 2nd in the Moby look-a-like competition, cash decides to relax with a carefully disguised bottle of poppers.. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
"If I keep this pot attached to my nose it will draw the attention away from what i'm doin with my other hand" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Cash wasn't convinced that boilies made good barbel baits.....
Longjohns
10-03-2003, 14:44
After failing to win the Adrian Edmunson look alike ,cash turnd to doing wot he NOSE best!!!
One whiff of the indian spice and Cash was anyones...........
Indian Spice was the new Old Spice.............
Rig glue,doesn,t it get everywhere!!
baitmaster
11-03-2003, 19:21
these will be easy to eat after appearing on fear factor
tight lines
baitmaster
Jimmy6bellies
12-03-2003, 19:10
"Gudgeon sniffer - NO"
"Bait sniffer - YES"
Clarissa
13-03-2003, 15:21
So this is what is meant by 'having a little pot'. I thought it would be more exciting http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
if i keep sniffing this tub of bait . it should get rid of the smell of vivs feet http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Cash doesnt think much of these new vodka mixers! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Says Garth to Cash on Sunday Morning (23/3/03)
I told you I'd try out that pheromone thread idea the first opportunity I got!!!!
Cash and the HBS crew had been 'desperate' to develop a foul smelling additive to match the likes of monster crab.
It was only after a night of sharing a bed with Viv (that's desperate!!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif) at the five lakes show that Cash came up with the foulest smelling alternative!!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
CarponlineEditor
25-03-2003, 16:12
Thats about as close to an a*s* as those love beads are ever going to get http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Andy
Nothing could take the smell of Viv's pillow away......
rhornegold
26-03-2003, 12:12
Bloody Hell, how can I get to the " Bottom Of this Source " ?
I know i asked for a false tash but.. come on!!
BlueOfHerts
27-03-2003, 11:59
"After 8 kilos of these YOU'D miss your mouth as well!"
wish i'd been more carefull with the rig glue. Been like this all day. Sticking it real!
Elementary my dear Watson, pink pleasure balls and recently used if I'm not mistaken! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
URRRGGGHHHHHH This beer tastes off http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
CashsShoes
02-04-2003, 09:03
"Harrold! Harrrrrold! Come here and smell my cheese."
tcpcrewontour
05-04-2003, 09:27
PUNGENT SMELL OF DEAD BREAM , wheres shoes , i cant seee him but i can smell him ......
cheers, these are better than nashies whiskies anyday
It wasn't the first time Cash was fed a load of balls......
BlueOfHerts
07-04-2003, 13:29
Cash mis-hears again, and introduces his "pot-snot" to the bait.........
Cash....... " i dont know what all the fuss is about we have all done a bit of pot in our time". http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Cash thinks to himself....... 'HHHHHMMMMM I think it's about time HBS attacked the HUGE foreign market potential. THE FRENCH ARE CERTAINLY IN NEED OF SOME BALLS!!!!!!!!' http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif
Fisher_Man
09-04-2003, 18:43
Hmmm... If I'm not carefull in where I sticks me nose, I might end up with a dose of Sniffalis!
Cash tries yet another blatent plug on the RMC site
"If I tell the boys on RMC these urinal freshners are the latest bait innovation they'll have em like hot cakes. Now any one fancy ice fishing?"
tcpcrewontour
10-04-2003, 14:04
go dash, get out your cash and give them a bash ,but watch you dont get a rash like mr cash.He sniffs em he whiffs em , but shore dont catch on em , cos they pink and dont arf stink , but the problem is they flipping well sink...The carp think they gay , and swim fast away , who nose where they go , cash dont anyway...........
look i'll do it one more time.....first you take his balls, one big sniff then gobble away.....
Harry potter falls foul to the Weasley twins ugly potion http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
smells like my cookin? looks like my cookin
o wait dont matter only HBS
daz
doggibbon
18-04-2003, 17:01
" I was told to try Monkey Nuts but now I'm not too sure this is what they meant "
daytimedave
18-04-2003, 21:02
oi cashy boy put those down there nutrabaits you nutter!
what is he like....................................
much to the annoyance of cashys employers ,he still wonders off on his
merry way from stall to stall......................
auditions for carp celebrity ready steady cook .
what is he like,...........give him a round of applause.......
its red tomatoes!
Ok! jusht one more for the road. Hic!
daytimedave
21-04-2003, 09:12
oi cashy stop faffing about and sort out the `cash carp report'
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
'Damm this super glue!!!!!'
Joe
....hurry up & take the photo....this stuff stinks....
P-P-P-P-P PICK UP A POP UP
"it doesn't look like tea...*sniff snif* doesn't smell like tea... what da heck... lets see what it tastes like anyway!!"
Even my shoes dont smell this good!
Cash still denied he was the Whiffer!
tcpcrewontour
24-04-2003, 10:32
ah this is where lew lews been baiting up . ive heard hes moved on to a larger venue. Hes getting good with his bait boat , look how accurate hes got now .......no leathers in there though , just cashes leather thong...still give him 7 years and he might get a bite......
Eddy "The Eagle" Edwards on the piest again.
No wonder he keeps falling off them dam skies. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Clarissa
28-04-2003, 14:39
I wish they would hurry up and find a winner. After two months like this I'm getting a pain in the neck !!
Clarissa
28-04-2003, 14:42
If I sniff this long enough i'll look like Daniella Westbrook
Cash froze, as he suddenly realised the bloke in the background who had served him his pint, had no arms... http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Cash is thinking,
"What are the chances that I red today and a bull strolls in?.....oh *********!"
Fisher_Man
02-05-2003, 10:23
"You'd look like this if somebody had your balls in a cup!"
Carpydean
02-05-2003, 21:37
Please end this competition, i'm getting a complex being stuck on this site.
People are starting to recognise me as the man who sniffs others balls.
Help me ian, please.
PS : I'm a good sniffer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deano
i thought there was a gudgeon whiffer i didn't no i was da gudgeon sniffer
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daz
ahhhhhh man these are good yaaar....fibble wibble nibble gibble says the lonely crow as he flys over a mustard field...i'll have an oz of the stuff please http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
G
11:57 Cash sniffs his pink balls and pulls a face.
Top_Blanker
09-05-2003, 14:31
What a horrible fishy smell........my mistake, that's my fingers! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Top_Blanker
09-05-2003, 16:42
[censored], you caught me taking me falsh theesh out.
BenDavis
11-05-2003, 19:40
I wish this was a pint!!
daytimedave
11-05-2003, 22:02
i wish they would end this !
and the winner is...............?????
next.
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and the winner is...............?????
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As usual......Not You http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Top_Blanker
12-05-2003, 14:20
If Red Bull gives you wings, this should give me Brains!!!!
Tadpolepat
12-05-2003, 17:52
In a desperate attempt to reverse perpetuation of the bait consultant stereotype, Cash swallowed the boilies up his a**e and talked through his mouth...
Fisher_Man
16-05-2003, 20:45
After realising that these were not Glacier Cherries, Cashy re-gurgitated the whole lot.
Cash was a trifle suspicious of the sweets Garth had just given him.
whitewater
25-05-2003, 23:17
i am using a pop-up tub to cushion the blow of these pink balls from hitting my chin
jonmiller
27-05-2003, 15:47
these strawberry bon bons dont taste like they used to make em!!
fishydave
28-05-2003, 07:36
Cash says -
If you lot think i look stupid in this photo, wait until you see next months one of Garth http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
robocarp
03-06-2003, 17:11
TODAY I am mostly eating Boillies..
From the fast show
A little bit of Cash in every pot.....dont want to know what bit!
Joe
BlueOfHerts
10-06-2003, 13:16
Introducing........................."The CASHPOT!!!" .......With Added Cash Booster!!!!!
Mmmmm these smell lovely, and whats more they're 4 times more abrasion resistant than the next leading brand http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Get these pop ups in the shops soon
Everything else is C**p
tcpcrewontour
10-06-2003, 17:51
and the winner is !!!!! not me , my best ones got deleted..
cash said give em a bash
just watch out for the rash
cmoncarpcmon
10-06-2003, 20:25
"crowy's balls" dont ya just luv em!
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Clarissa
12-06-2003, 08:58
If these last as long as this competition they are surely long-life baits
If this competition doesnt end soon I am going to swallow the lot of these and then you will be sorry
Ok.... who's the %$*& that put the superglue on here? http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Corrr ..... pheramones .... LOVE IT!
Mick barnes
15-06-2003, 18:45
Yes that's right Mr farnan
Two, twice a day, up though the nostril. This will end the complulsive desire to wade.
Dell_Boy
17-06-2003, 12:49
"These really are the dogs b*******s"
Poor dogs!
Clarissa
17-06-2003, 19:52
Dell_boy, stop pinching my ideas. Look at the 6th March entry. Be original please http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
"Arrold" what ave you put in my teeth mug you G**
Tadpolepat
17-06-2003, 23:23
With one last whiff of the pot, Cash was once again ready to extol the virtues of the stealth skin to the masses...
Dell_Boy
18-06-2003, 12:52
Sorry Mate,
Its been going on for so long now I've lost track, Good caption though shall we share the prize http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
tcpcrewontour
18-06-2003, 13:57
and the winner is !!!!!! not me
Clarissa
18-06-2003, 14:41
OK we can share one dogs b*****k each, or will that be a kilo of super boilies from the main man http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
If this competition stays open any longer poor old cash is gonna have one hell of a stiff neck...?! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Clarissa
20-06-2003, 16:03
If I hold this pose long enough, maybe I will get into Madame Tussauds as a famous carp angler.
PS I hope the wind doesn't change
When does the caption competion end,my arm is starting to ache holding these baits!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
17:45 and Cashie has done an excellent job of promoting another new product!!
Smelling these doesn't hurt as much as peeling back my skin
cmoncarpcmon
02-07-2003, 11:42
c'mon then! if you fink your ard enough!!!!
Nah cant smell it hayfevers really bad this year. What do you mean Indian spice
"What a revolting smell" !! Having plugged everything else in sight, Cash accepted he needed to do the same to his nostrils.
LMFAO - miller that has to be the winner!
And with one last sniff Cash was off to Ritzys Wednesday night Pull A Pig Night, bottle of homemade GHB in hand.
Clarissa
10-07-2003, 09:10
Sx days without a post. This stuff makes you brain-dead, must change the photo soon
tcpcrewontour
10-07-2003, 10:20
thay are so bouyant they take off.....just dont land nought
im rubbish .lets have a new pickie
Unhookingmat
10-07-2003, 16:45
f*ck me these stink - or is tim paisley round here somewhere....???
fishydave
11-07-2003, 07:28
"Hello little boy, fancy a sweetie"
Umm these smell nice.. Arent those whiff busters nice chaps spraying there special whiff repelent over my bait its gotta catch http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
ok ok who left the super glue top off
No seriously....when is this going to end?! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Cash
" Is it any surprise these boilies have gone mouldy the tub (competition) has been open for over 5 months now"
Dell_Boy
21-07-2003, 17:12
Cash says...
" Do you know, I reckon these shelf lifes are past their sell by date "
Bit like this competition really http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Clarissa
22-07-2003, 16:54
Mr Welch can't get the time to judge this competition. Too busy catching lots of big fish and reviewing stuff for Anglers Mail http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif I suppose I will be stuck in this pose untill Christmas
cash thinks to himself:
"if i pull a funny face they'll go away and i can go and
get a tub of tuttie's from the ritchworth stand"
dan http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Cchapman
23-07-2003, 23:43
" OL Harold " (Steptoe)
"Them moth balls never smelt like these before" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif
BlueOfHerts
24-07-2003, 09:56
These MUST be stale by now....................!
oldfellah
27-07-2003, 19:17
Its got a good nose,97 vintage i'de say,from the upper Thames Valley.
And tonights numbers are
or
And the Bonus Ball is
BlueOfHerts
30-07-2003, 11:45
Cash....."Ian! Ian! Please can I stop sniffing now Ian? I've had this pot glued to me nose for nearly six months!! Ian?.....Ian...?"
Before you know it Cash will be finally able to hang his balls on a Christmas Tree
No Cash,you smoke pot,and stiff coke!!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Dont_do_thirtys
13-08-2003, 13:51
"Anyone know how to remove frozen bolies from your lip?"
OR
"anyon nooo ow tu rove frozboli from ip"
'How long does it take for shelf life pop ups to go off'
....smell a bit stale to me...
"sniff... sniff" "waffed .. waffed"... i`m getting... honey.. and bluebells on a summers day... lemon zest.. oxtail soup.. and a smattering of ... mmm... tutti frutti....
After recent appearances in the Lord of the Rongs and Harry Potter films, it was back to the angling shows for Cashie!
For one moment Cash forgot it was a*ses he was supposed to be licking!
(Joke)
cheshirecarper
23-08-2003, 11:47
For one moment Dermot O'leary certainly questioned Davina McCalls, usage of the so called Bon Bons.
"Did think the pink bon bons have a slight hint of Tuna, Davina?? http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif"
There not Bon Bons Dernotm, i have recently had kids, and needed some action http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Cheshire Carp Man
"Still bored at work in Customer Care" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Desert_Storm
26-08-2003, 15:38
Cash still enjoys his job of castrating anglers who fish too close to the snags on Fox PoolÂ….
tcpcrewontour
28-08-2003, 14:02
so who one .....
cheshirecarper
02-09-2003, 07:55
" Pink Love Eggs..................... Try it you might find you like it http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
But dont eat them http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Cheshire carp Man
" I can see this one being deleted http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
rubber_boy
03-09-2003, 18:56
one sniff at this and i'll take you all on
COME ON THEN !!!
AARRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif
shi*t i used kryston bogey as a dip
hmmm might pop up yateley today
might be able to make some dosh with me new dip
cheshirecarper
05-09-2003, 08:09
" AAAAHHH a familiar smell.................. havent smelt anything this good since .................well the weekend http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Clarissa
05-09-2003, 14:03
I don't care what the rules say, I'm going to use these http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Silvertip
05-09-2003, 18:47
mmmmmm.....a few more of these and they're bound to make me head bailiff.
Silvertip
05-09-2003, 20:34
Do we actually sell these things ?
cheshirecarper
08-09-2003, 17:18
(to the tune of Choclate Salty Balls)
" Suck on my smelly pinky boilies..................stick on the hair and chuck'em http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Cheshire Carp MAn
"isnt time we had a winner Ian?? http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Mmmmmmmmmmmm..... I reckon I can get at least 6 months advertising out of this one picture http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Clarissa
10-09-2003, 13:10
He ain't heavy, he's my brother. Or rather he was, 7 months ago to the day when we started this marathon. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
With the annual Gurning world championships getting close, Cash's hopes of a medal was improving, albeit with the aid of a few HBS pop ups during training!!
Olive!!! Where's me 'effin spinach??
Cash says As you can see from this slide the baits are becoming mouldy after several months of plugging you will still be able to get all the fur off them so granny can knit a sweater for the lucky winner http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
One more dose of viagra and I'll be rock ard !!!!!!!.
Clarissa
16-09-2003, 09:40
I think that this bait, like the competition, has passed it's sell by date http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
BleeDingGums
17-09-2003, 12:42
I havnt smelt nothing this bad since i went down on my ex http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
These balls look perfect for the RMC lotto!!!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
tcpcrewontour
17-09-2003, 16:56
rmc lotto thats a joke ......
BleeDingGums
19-09-2003, 12:54
errm how long do these comps go on 4
better not take this to farnham ac
allright allright wait you turn you try roll 22s with this nose and i all most forgot comes with free airdry bag me socks
Arold, Arold, This smells funny it isn't tea is it Arold. Now go and make me a nice cuppa tea Arold.
come on boss choose a winner,i've been standing here since march and i need to plug some more gardner gear. http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Please read small print..
WARNING!!!! contains odourhyphernifftrite can cause cronic facial contractions symptoms will subside in about 2 weeks!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Carpy4life
28-09-2003, 19:20
If i get these in a bigger size and throw them on the lake and walk on em it cant be considered wading
http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
these are the best balls ive ever smelt honest http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Carpy4life
01-10-2003, 10:48
i eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr i mean the only balls ive ever smelt !!!!!!!!
And the final number is 12..
That balls been out every week for seven odd months now
Who says I cant use this nose as a baiting needle
Should have gone to specsavers ... Does this beer tast funny to you!!
Do you reckon the kids at the primary school will notice if i tie these to a shoe string and give em a bashing at conkers
Or
Whos up for a game of marbles these are the nuts.. Worth 23 china's these are
tcpcrewontour
04-10-2003, 08:34
Instant authentic curry , just add water cash not snot ..!!!
I heard of meals on wheels but not meals on wings ....
No cash its not a pot noodle , even though it smells s h i t e http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Silvertip
04-10-2003, 22:02
Damn.....they've caught me making the snottie bait !
Rangemaster
08-10-2003, 00:05
"Jesus...... how hard's a guy gotta sniff to get one of these dam things up his nose?" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif
Rangemaster
09-10-2003, 22:14
"if they don't hurry up and take my picture l'm gonna have to have this tub surgically removed"
The new fluoro pop-ups from HBS were so light and airy that it took just one small sniff to sink the fox series 5 in Cash's right nostril.
As a result, maybe Cash is thinking "It's at times like this I'm not sure RMC's new 'barbed only' policy is such a good idea"
maccster
11-10-2003, 17:42
Boillies or Bubblie??
CARPINITREEL
12-10-2003, 20:13
And they said A stay in the priory would cure me,but its no good,after these its on to Hutchy secret agent !!!!!!!!!! http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Fee Fi Foh Fum... Smells like the a$$e of an englishman.
Or
Dobbie wonders what his master has given Dobbie for dinner
or
Cash sneers at the thought that his magic balls have been seen and to be glowing a bright pink...
.
what she looking at? http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
fatyboomboom
19-10-2003, 19:15
ummmm cherry!
Cash shows the true meaning of HBS
"Hearty Ball Sniffers" http://www.rmcangling.co.uk/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif
After a 4 month intensive single high attract popup baiting campaign, cash felt it was now time to reap the rewards. Now which way is the wind blowing?
Cash looked confused over what actually a 'barrel of laughs' is.....
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