funny moments

[Rivercarper]

I used to fish a lake with very steep banks and when it rained they were like ski slopes.I got a take one night jumped out of bed an dshot straight down the bank,past the rods and straight in to the lake.
One day on the river avon I stepped in to the river to put back a 23lb common only to put my foot in an old post hole.I fell in and landed on my back with the common still on my chest and still out of the water.

[scorpio]

This is not funny to me but I am sure some of you will find it funny. I threw my jacket behind me over an old stump and didn't realise I had covered a wasps nest. To my horror 20 minutes later they came out to get me. The only option was to jump into the lake fully clothed to escape the wasps. I was in there for over an hour and got stung 15 times on my head neck and eyelids. They eventually buzzed off but what a scream. Good job I was alone and nobody saw me.

Tony

[Snake]

I managed to do what many anglers would love to do namely to get 15lb Brent around a canoeists throat while he was in full flight. Bye god thats good line.

[bazza]

i've had my 'so-called' mates cover me in liquidised hemp and sweetcorn in front of a debenhams restaurant window whilst fishing the wey and feed me two year old bars of chocolate that have been lying around in the bottom of a seatbox.

i got my own back - one of them got drunk and had his mouth, ears, nose and shorts got filled with monster crab boilies and csl pellet dust, and then had a mahoosive snail (we were in france) crawl across his forehead, glasses and down his nose!

of course, that won't be the end of it...

[ian]

my mate was doing what the bears do in the bushes when his buzzer went i shot round to see him with his trousers boxers round his ankles a pink bog roll caught in his pocket trailing back to the bushes.
as he bent into what we hoped a fish a coot popped his head up ,the coot had picked up his pop up hoped over a branch 3 foot of the water and into some branches, he pulled it back to the branch but the line went over it ,every time he tried to pull the coot over the branch it would fly up hit its head flap its wings and swauck he did this 5 times before the hook pulled the coot flew across the lake and he flew back into the bushes to commence, me i just couldn't stand for a hour

[ian]

3 more all about my mate dave
i was packing up after fishing a night next door was dave and his mate andy all the swims have high reeds ,a swan kept catching our lines as the swan came along the margin to daves right ,he picked up one of the many breze blocks in the swim and tossed it torwards the swan ,take that you ****** and don't ******* come back he shouted ,i said good bye and went to the car just as i finished loading up a pleauser angler appeared ,any luck mate i said ,any ******* luck im watching my float when a breze block crashes down on it and some one shouts take that you ****** and don't ******* come back so no no luck
dave and andy shared a dome dave also had long hair in a pony tail one early morning a bailif comes round can i see your tickets ,andy gets up and shows him his ,thank you sir can i see your girl freinds pointing at dave ,in his deep slough accent dave jusy says **** off ,ill pop back latter said a fast departing balif
four of us where fishing between xmas and the new year ,we where all sitting around in thoses fluffy romper suites ,dave decides to visite the bushes but dosn't take of his suite ,ill push it forward ,afterwards we could all smell his deed ,he checked his boots ,back of legs nothing ,it started to rain so he put his hood up ,there somthing in me hood he said he wiped some thing of his head and smelt it ,[censored word] what i said ive got [censored word] on me head ,laugh i nearly wet myself

Sorry I had to edit your post but my 10 year old was asking what the words meant, Just use the "*" and not the letters if you can mate. Scorpio
<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by scorpio on 17/12/00 08:48 PM.</FONT></P>

[busbiter]

A certain dave levy has crapped in his hood before ian, check out www.carperslodge.net to read the whole story!

<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by busbiter on 17/12/00 09:40 PM.</FONT></P>

[G_CHILD]

i witnessed bovis being bar far the weakest link ever,we were all having a social one night in the summer,needless to say after a few tinnies the banter was flowing,however no noise could be heard comming from bovis,quick inspection revelled the lame one himself had crashed out in this poxy little chair snooring like a trooper,where we were positioned was out in the middle of a rather large field away from the swims,we continued to celebrate a fine summers eveining and departed at about 1 in the morning leaving bovis crashed out on this chair,he then wakes up at about 7 in the morning in the middle of this field with a load of people walking past,
classic

[Yappi]

I was once fishing this local day ticket water when I decided to walk up a steep bank behind me. It had quite few trees and bushes in and the grass was quite high. Now as Im walking up to get a better view of the lake I slip on something soft and squigy and slide down the little hill . On inspecting my shoe it had a squashed piece of turd on it and a bit of pink bog roll, needless to say I felt sick but my mates were in creases. One bloke told me that it could be lucky I replied that I don't call stepping on a piece of poo ( or something along those words) lucky. As I got down to the margins I stuck my shoe in the lake and started scarping it with a stick. No sooner had i done this thanr there was a massive swirl around the island and my rod ripped off and after a great fight I netted a gorgeouse 21lb 14 common.
I ended up throwing my shoe away!

[scorpio]

Maybe we have a new idea for baiting campains, I aint going to be the first one to try it though.

Tony

[NOBBY]

I was fishing a lovely Dorset lake. It was three o clock in the morning, and i got a screamer. I was asleep in my fox eurodome with the six inch lip on the front, i flew out the bivy, down the bank, stumbling, grabbed the rod pod and everything else. We all went in the water, and i still landed a 27llb mirror. My friends, who were either side of me, never stirred an inch.